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Don Shinra
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:00:00 -
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We here at Shinra understand you.
We are an honorable corporation looking to expand our roots and openly recruit female PVP'ers.
We feel that women are truly priceless and thus should be treated as such. We would like to take this opportunity to cordially invite you with open arms to our corporation and show you the true meaning of consensual PVP.
If you're interested, feel free to post here.
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:08:00 -
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Can I join if I feel like a female trapped inside my male body? 0_o
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Don Shinra
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Liu Kaskakka
Can I join if I feel like a female trapped inside my male body? 0_o
* shrugs
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Vina
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:18:00 -
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Do I get free ships and mods?
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Blowupdoll
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:19:00 -
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do I get inflated?
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Don Shinra
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Vina
Do I get free ships and mods?
If you are a female, yes. But you are not. My apologies.
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Jacmert Corra'Halcyon
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:40:00 -
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Originally by: Don Shinra
Originally by: Vina
Do I get free ships and mods?
If you are a female, yes. But you are not. My apologies.
That he gets no free ship and mods? Or that he's male?
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:40:00 -
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Wow, this is sad..
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2005.01.08 05:54:00 -
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I have a few important questions...
1) Are the men of Shinra naked a)none b)some c)most or d)all of the time??
2) Tell me about your supply of panties? Colors, styles, fabrics, etc. If I am not satisfied with your current stock, will you boys work tirelessly to provide me with suitable panties??
3) Are you any good at haiku writing?
4) Do you have private corp forums? Are pics of naked girls allowed on them??
5) Would I really have to undock and PVP or would my charming insights as a woman be enough?
6) Will Shinra support and encourage maternity leave?
7) Would I be encouraged to name my baby after prominent and long-term Shinra members?
8) Will you still love me even when the style of my panties changes from skimpy to frumpy?
9) Will you find a way to make Daakkon stop asking me to cyber him on TS?
10) Will Shinra help me create a gigantic and well publicized indoor citrus fruit grove? Will your members help me juice all the pulpy fruit lovingly by hand, one sweet, tangy, round globe at a time?
I eagerly await your answers, it's so hard to find corps who are committed to the happiness of us hard to please, sensitive types.
Much Love & Many xOxo's...
Charity
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Nebba Kenezzer
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Posted - 2005.01.08 06:19:00 -
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Edited by: Nebba Kenezzer on 08/01/2005 06:20:01
Originally by: Charity Regard
I have a few important questions...(below)
I eagerly await your answers, it's so hard to find corps who are committed to the happiness of us hard to please, sensitive types.
Much Love & Many xOxo's...
Charity
1) Are the men of Shinra naked a)none b)some c)most or d)all of the time?? D
2) Tell me about your supply of panties? Colors, styles, fabrics, etc. If I am not satisfied with your current stock, will you boys work tirelessly to provide me with suitable panties?? Victoria's Secret Premium Silk Lingerie...of course
3) Are you any good at haiku writing? Decent, could be better with your help.
4) Do you have private corp forums? Are pics of naked girls allowed on them?? Pics of naked girls? We aren't "in to" demeaning women.
5) Would I really have to undock and PVP or would my charming insights as a woman be enough? The ladder, of course.
6) Will Shinra support and encourage maternity leave? Any time. We also offer in-house reproduction options.
7) Would I be encouraged to name my baby after prominent and long-term Shinra members? Not necessarily...but no harm done.
8) Will you still love me even when the style of my panties changes from skimpy to frumpy? Why wouldn't we?
9) Will you find a way to make Daakkon stop asking me to cyber him on TS? Daakkon has his blow up doll to keep him busy.
10) Will Shinra help me create a gigantic and well publicized indoor citrus fruit grove? Will your members help me juice all the pulpy fruit lovingly by hand, one sweet, tangy, round globe at a time? The pulpy fruit will be juiced.
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Altai Saker
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Posted - 2005.01.08 09:02:00 -
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 @ this thread
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UndergrounD
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Posted - 2005.01.08 09:04:00 -
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i like wearing womens clothing
does that mean I can join?
Seriously tho, tis good to see a corp positively advertising for gurls.
good luck
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Veronica Violet
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Posted - 2005.01.08 09:19:00 -
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I sense a great disturbance in the (alt) Force.
Yes, there's a sudden increase of female avatars not of their own gender.
Poor choice of recruiting effects it seems.
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.01.08 09:34:00 -
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Wow, I guess this is one way to attract women...
Personally I use my good looks and charm, but i guess, not everyone is born as fortunate as I.
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Altacus
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Posted - 2005.01.08 09:44:00 -
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Do you have an in game chat channel?
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Cpt Pugwash
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Posted - 2005.01.08 10:09:00 -
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If Shinra isn't the corp for you perhaps you would consider Rubra
1) Are the men of Shinra naked a)none b)some c)most or d)all of the time??
nullD is there any other way to play?
2) Tell me about your supply of panties? Colors, styles, fabrics, etc. If I am not satisfied with your current stock, will you boys work tirelessly to provide me with suitable panties?? At Rubra we believe everybody should provide for themselves or do without
3) Are you any good at haiku writing? Some are, but our Aussies have enough trouble writing their own name 
4) Do you have private corp forums? Are pics of naked girls allowed on them?? Yes and most definately
5) Would I really have to undock and PVP or would my charming insights as a woman be enough? We will start you off easy with a few indy ganks
6) Will Shinra support and encourage maternity leave? No and any CSA members will be podded on sight
7) Would I be encouraged to name my baby after prominent and long-term Shinra members? We did try to have a member name his daughter Eve (unsuccessfully)
8) Will you still love me even when the style of my panties changes from skimpy to frumpy? At this time you will be traded for a younger model
9) Will you find a way to make Daakkon stop asking me to cyber him on TS? Yes, we will move the 2 of you to a different room so we won't have to listen
10) Will Shinra help me create a gigantic and well publicized indoor citrus fruit grove? Will your members help me juice all the pulpy fruit lovingly by hand, one sweet, tangy, round globe at a time? I still prefer Bannanas, let me show you why
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Lord Draco
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Posted - 2005.01.08 10:29:00 -
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I think our personal manger is a bit lonely. He also was displeased to lean all the women in our corp are spoken for.
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Robberts
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Posted - 2005.01.08 17:04:00 -
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What, both of them?
 There go my dreams.
And now, to highlight the difference between projectiles and lasers in a second:
(combat) Your Civilian Gatling Autocannon perfectly strikes Sansha's Scavenger wrecking for 5.0 damage.
(combat) Your Civilian Gatling Pulse Laser perfectly strikes Sansha's Servent wrecking for 9.1 damage.
'nuff said.
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2005.01.09 01:34:00 -
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WOW...Thank you Nebba for your very detailed answers regarding all the girly perks Shinra would be willing to provide me with. I dont know if you were being truthful, but you told me what I wanted to hear and in my book, that gets you major points! I am a tiny bit concerned that there is nothing more you can do to help me with the Daakkon situation. You see, he has told me about the blow up doll on numerous occasions and yet he STILL asks me to TS cyber all the time. Perhaps Shinra can take more...uhm...agressive steps against him in order to woo me further?
Mr. Pugwash, thank you for your interest in aquiring my feminine assets for your corporation. Unfortunately, at this time, and in my sensitive state, I'm afraid you were much to harsh and honest. I am looking for a man...opps I mean a corp who will be more gentle with my emotions and who wants to cuddle a bit more after getting naughty in space.
Much love...
xOxo
Charity
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Purvy
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Posted - 2005.01.09 01:42:00 -
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1) Are the men of Gophers in the Mist naked a)none b)some c)most or d)all of the time?? D. and covered in chocolate sauce with a bowel of fresh strawberries at my side!
2) Tell me about your supply of panties? Colors, styles, fabrics, etc. If I am not satisfied with your current stock, will you boys work tirelessly to provide me with suitable panties?? A full stock of white cotton panties ofcourse.
3) Are you any good at haiku writing?
Wet panties are nice
Soaked from some citrus delite
I shall have some now
4) Do you have private corp forums? Are pics of naked girls allowed on them?? no, but if i did naked and semi-naked girls all over them i would say.
5) Would I really have to undock and PVP or would my charming insights as a woman be enough? would never let you undock, your 1337 pvp skills would only shame the rest of us.
6) Will Shinra support and encourage maternity leave?
mmmmmm making babies!
7) Would I be encouraged to name my baby after prominent and long-term Shinra members? just not alfred.
8) Will you still love me even when the style of my panties changes from skimpy to frumpy? all panties are good panties
9) Will you find a way to make Daakkon stop asking me to cyber him on TS? tell him your really a guy, and send pics as such.
10) Will Shinra help me create a gigantic and well publicized indoor citrus fruit grove? Will your members help me juice all the pulpy fruit lovingly by hand, one sweet, tangy, round globe at a time?
so many wonderful uses for the juicy fruit.
Anyway GL with the recruitment guys, you seem like a fun bunch.
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