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Gykgio
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Posted - 2010.11.10 01:13:00 -
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I'm not going to say any names, or post this with my main, due to precaution.
I log in this morning to a "Super Speical Jita Scam Chat" window (no that's not the actual name of the chat window) created by two other guys and I where we just chat about idiots falling for stupid scams we put up. Anyways I log in and I see a new person in the chat window along with just one of my buddies. I'll call the new person "X" and my buddy "Z". I remembered X from a few days ago and knew that X couldn't scam worth crap, so I ask Z if he had invited X to the chat or not. Turns out he did and, after X's continuous hurp-a-durp in chat he regretted it. Instead of just kicking X out we decided to do something more fun. X is apparently a new player that has no idea how scams, corporations, or trust works in EVE, so I thougth we'd update our "new blood" X into our ranks and fill him in into what AWESOME H@X shenanigans we were up to until he was "Seen worthy to be invited". I realized X was one of those people who are super oblivious when things get comlex so I started throwing all this garbage at him about how our mains ran a very successful bank where we exploited our customers and "took large cuts in marginal deposits" (wtf?) and that's how we made money. I also told him how we were "laying low" in our alts due to someone ratting us out, leading to the destruction of our former banking corp. Not surprizing he ate this like flan and agreed to invest an "initial down payment" to the soon-to-be banking corp, and would immediately receive a "high ranking office with unlimited withrawals and an extra cut hidden from the rest of the bank members as well as an immediate tripling of his ISK returned to him in the spot". MAKES COMPLETELY NO SENSE AT ALL. I thought he was going to call BS by now but agreed once my buddy Z did a "trust test" where X sent Z large ammounts of ISK and Z would send X his ISK back. Childish, I know, but it worked when all we were trying to do is to pull more ISK out of this oblivious gruntling. I can't remember how, but K managed to go from 350million to 600million ISK as a total amount of cash in his wallet as we were attempting to get X to "invest" more in the corp. After spoon feeding X more horse manure he decided to hand over 600mil ISK right there on the spot in hopes he would get it tripled to 1.8billion ISK. As soon as I had his hard earned cash in my hands Z kicked him from the SUPER SPECIAL SCAMMERZ CHAT and I proceeded to block him forever from any chat windows on my screen.
After some good LULZ and further trolling X, I went ahead and distributed the 600mil among myself, Z, and "Y", who also played an important roll pretending to be a heavy investor (He logged in late). What's the moral of the story?
Oblivious and gullible people can be seen as stalks of ISK ready for harvest.
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Infested Stukov
Minmatar Death Express War and Pestilence
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Posted - 2010.11.10 01:31:00 -
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Edited by: Infested Stukov on 10/11/2010 01:32:58 Pro thread is pro. - Infested Stukov |
SolusLunes
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.10 01:40:00 -
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WHY ALWAYS WITH THE BLOCKING POST-SCAM THAT WAY YOU DON'T GET ANY TEARS OR THE EXTRA-VALUE LULZ SERIOUSLY IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME WHY YOU'D BLOCK SOMEONE AFTER YOU SCAM THEM
RAGE IS HILARIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF THAT In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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girlyGirlonEVE69
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Posted - 2010.11.10 01:41:00 -
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Edited by: girlyGirlonEVE69 on 10/11/2010 01:45:02 wow I think Z is a douche anyway for inviting X in the first place.
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Gykgio
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Posted - 2010.11.10 01:50:00 -
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Originally by: SolusLunes
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE BLOCKING POST-SCAM THAT WAY YOU DON'T GET ANY TEARS OR THE EXTRA-VALUE LULZ SERIOUSLY IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME WHY YOU'D BLOCK SOMEONE AFTER YOU SCAM THEM
RAGE IS HILARIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF THAT
Yes yes,it is fun but alas, I needed to do stuff outside my wonderful second pixelated life. I left that to "Z". Also from what I heard "X" didn't really realize what had happened until almost an hour later.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.11.10 09:58:00 -
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I don't believe you and it wasn't even interesting. ~_~
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.11.10 10:07:00 -
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At least he had decent grammar and spelling though. It's nice to see that on occasion, even if the content is meh.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.10 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos At least he had decent grammar and spelling though. It's nice to see that on occasion, even if the content is meh.
I thought the content was ok. It's certainly better then I ganked a Noob LOLZ!!11 check out my Epeen don't mind the rash!
But that first Wall-O-Text Paragragh hit my brain like a brick!
-- I am now on a Crusade to Fix the Omen!
For Great Justice!
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2010.11.10 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank I don't believe you and it wasn't even interesting.
This is what happened:
1. X gets invited to chat. 2. X believes story. 3. X pays money.
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Nyeomi
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.11.10 13:24:00 -
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Who is K? |
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Immagination
United Souls Research And Development
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Posted - 2010.11.10 15:14:00 -
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The pros are the ones you never hear about. Funny interaction though, dude got what he deserved, GJ on working Y into it and not letting him bust up the scharade. -----------------------
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^This and nothing else^
Originally by: Templar Dane Tanking is not a role.
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Gykgio
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Posted - 2010.11.10 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nyeomi Who is K?[/quote Woops sorry that's supposed to be X. I'll fix that.
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Lord Zekk
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2010.11.11 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: SolusLunes
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE BLOCKING POST-SCAM THAT WAY YOU DON'T GET ANY TEARS OR THE EXTRA-VALUE LULZ SERIOUSLY IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME WHY YOU'D BLOCK SOMEONE AFTER YOU SCAM THEM
RAGE IS HILARIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF THAT
What he said. You can't put an ISK value on tears. Don't you want to know how he is going to find you in RL and come by your house? Don't you want to hear about how that character was and alt and how his 0.0 alliance is going to hot drop you?
A few hundred million ISK is great and all but where are the lulz? Where are the fresh sweet n salty tears?
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Glav Soul
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Posted - 2010.11.23 23:58:00 -
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You should've kept it all for yourself.
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MySmackTalking ForumAlt
MySmackTalking ForumAlt's Corp
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Posted - 2010.11.26 05:15:00 -
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I smell stuff.
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Khors
Amtek Inc
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Posted - 2010.11.26 09:10:00 -
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boooooooring
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