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Sky Orcagna
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Posted - 2010.11.10 21:08:00 -
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Really, I can't think of any way to characterize this story. You'll just have to read it for yourself.
Do you think he'll ever live this down now that his picture is pasted on the front of Drudge and millions of people have seen it? I kindly doubt it.
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Zhim'Fufu
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Posted - 2010.11.10 21:14:00 -
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At first I was like 
Then I was like 
But finally settled on 
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.10 21:26:00 -
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Um, I don't even wanna know what's wrong with that guy.
 Originally by: captain foivos
Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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Major Kaboomski
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:23:00 -
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That guy sure had some fun.
but a mouse in his ass? seriously?
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Roosterton
Unlawful Combatants
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:24:00 -
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What the ****.
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Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! |
Zions Child
Caldari
The Resident Haunting
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:39:00 -
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...
Originally by: CCP Shadow
*snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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DarthJosh
DEATHFUNK
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:53:00 -
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sounds like a a good practical joke gone bad, to be honest.
i won't be surprised if his friends come out of the woodwork and admit fault.
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Desusigs! |
Sazkyen
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:55:00 -
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But was it a real mouse or like a desktop comp mouse?
Ofc "infestation" kind of implies it was a real one.
Ship comparison | Razer Giveaway
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Tyber Zaan
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Posted - 2010.11.10 23:55:00 -
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wow....
im at a loss for words.
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Daxel Magmalloy
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Posted - 2010.11.11 00:42:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idq3UHp5Uyk
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Noun Verber
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.11.11 00:53:00 -
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So that's where chickens come from in a chicken-infested person...
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Zedic
Amarr
Universalis Imperium
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.11.11 01:15:00 -
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"Shrooms did it." ? wat? naw
LSD maybe. That would explain the ineffectiveness of spray, taser and baton. It was always something we didn't want to deal with when rolling up to a domestic call at a residence. And one would think that since it's base housing that we wouldn't - but no, I've seen my share of high service members doing all sorts of ****.
A few months ago I watched something like this happen to a guy on one of my flights. He got up after take off, went to the back, accused the FA in the back of slamming his hand in the door, the called her the N word and C word, told her he was going to kick her ass and then went into the Lav and repeatedly slammed his on hand in the door.. 
He then went out into the cabin and proceeded to shout at all of the black people on the plane (by happenstance, there were a lot of black people on that flight) that he was going to kick their N-word asses...
Needless to say, it took 8 cops at La Guardia airport about 40 minutes to subdue him, hog tie him, put him in leg and wrist restraints and then finally cover his face with a bag before they got him strapped to the stretcher so they could haul him up the jetbridge.
Whatever happened to drugs being for fun and not bat**** crazy stuff?
R.I.P that poor mouse. 
"Zion's Child -"I'm glad this forum is filled with idiots. It just wouldn't be any fun without people like Blane, Zedic, Surf and Jago. Your antics are what make OOPE such a joy to come to." |
Sergeant Spot
Galactic Geographic BookMark Surveying Inc.
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Posted - 2010.11.11 06:40:00 -
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Goes to show that not every rodent can be a Lemmiwinks....
*Lemmiwinks tries to escape, magic frog king appears*
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.
SONG: A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!
Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance off the small intestine! There you must seek out The Sparrow Prince!
SONG: The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead! Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.
*Sparrow Prince Appears*
SPARROW PRINCE: I am The Sparrow Prince! Long has my spirit been trapped within this place! Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide! *Gives Lemmiwinks a helmet with a torch*
SONG: Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your stregnth still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach now. 'neath the dance of the lungs and heart.
*Catata Fish appears*
CATATA FISH: You have chosen your path wisely Lemmiwinks! I am the Catata Fish!
DEEP SONG: Catata fish of the stomach's cove!
CATATA FISH: If you answer this riddle, the esophogus will let you pass.
DEEP SONG: Catata fish's riddle will soon be told!
Later...
FROG KING: Hang on Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, your trials are nearly through!
MR. SLAVE: *coughs out lemmiwinks*
SONG: Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!
CATATA FISH: Great job, lemmiwinks!
SPARROW PRINCE: Thanks to you we are all free!
FROG KING: But your adventures are just beginning! *Takes off Lemmiwinks' helmet* You are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the Gerbil King! *Puts crown on Lemmiwinks' head*
ALL ANIMAL GHOSTS: All hail the gerbil king!
SONG: Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!
Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks Gerbil King
Play nice while you butcher each other.
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.11.11 07:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Spot
Goes to show that not every rodent can be a Lemmiwinks....
*Lemmiwinks tries to escape, magic frog king appears*
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.
SONG: A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!
Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance off the small intestine! There you must seek out The Sparrow Prince!
SONG: The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead! Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.
*Sparrow Prince Appears*
SPARROW PRINCE: I am The Sparrow Prince! Long has my spirit been trapped within this place! Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide! *Gives Lemmiwinks a helmet with a torch*
SONG: Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your stregnth still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach now. 'neath the dance of the lungs and heart.
*Catata Fish appears*
CATATA FISH: You have chosen your path wisely Lemmiwinks! I am the Catata Fish!
DEEP SONG: Catata fish of the stomach's cove!
CATATA FISH: If you answer this riddle, the esophogus will let you pass.
DEEP SONG: Catata fish's riddle will soon be told!
Later...
FROG KING: Hang on Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, your trials are nearly through!
MR. SLAVE: *coughs out lemmiwinks*
SONG: Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!
CATATA FISH: Great job, lemmiwinks!
SPARROW PRINCE: Thanks to you we are all free!
FROG KING: But your adventures are just beginning! *Takes off Lemmiwinks' helmet* You are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the Gerbil King! *Puts crown on Lemmiwinks' head*
ALL ANIMAL GHOSTS: All hail the gerbil king!
SONG: Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!
Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks Gerbil King
Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it?
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.11.11 08:15:00 -
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I'll bet that's the last time he stays out until 5 AM doing coke with Richard Gere.
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The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Zedic
Amarr
Universalis Imperium
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.11.11 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
I'll bet that's the last time he stays out until 5 AM doing coke with Richard Gere.
*rimshot*
He's here all week folks! Next show's at 8. Tip your waitstaff and don't forget to try the fish!
"Zion's Child -"I'm glad this forum is filled with idiots. It just wouldn't be any fun without people like Blane, Zedic, Surf and Jago. Your antics are what make OOPE such a joy to come to." |
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