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Avo Daith
Public Venture Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.11.14 20:13:00 -
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Edited by: Avo Daith on 14/11/2010 20:15:52
Not inspired by anything in particular, but we started throwing jokes around in channel, and as the previous thread has timed out, thought I'd record them here. Feel free to add, and I apologise in advance for the misogyny. These aren't all mine, names have been removed to protect the guilty:
- Yo mommas so fat people send a hictor after her before the fleet hot drops her
- Yo mama's so fat I calculate transversal when approaching
- Yo mommas so fat, when an inty tried to web her it said "You cannot web this target, It cannot move"
- Yo mamma's so fat I have to web her to get her moving
- Yo mamma's so fat, when I fit her with an MWD her sig radius couldnt get any bigger
- Yo mamma's so fat they added an extra graphics option 'sun is occluded by yo mamma'
- Yo mommas so fat, when you zoom out all the way you can see her right toe
- Yo mamma is so fat, titans can lock on her in less that 2 seconds
- Yo mommas so fat, she has a POS in orbit around herYo mamma's so fat she was reponsible for the collapse of the eve gate
- Yo momma's so fat, she's the original "large collidable object."
- Yo mammas so fat the star map has her listed as an unknown object.
- YO momma's so fat IT allaince tried to claim her
- Yo momma is so fat BECAUSE OF FALCON
- Yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around
- Yo mamma's so fat she's the reason jove space is closed off. She's in the way.
- Yo Momma's so fat, she takes 45 minutes to align.YO momma's so fat, when you bump her you actually TAKE DAMAGE
- Yo mamma's so fat, she doesn't have boyfriends, she has docking rights
- Yo momma buffer tanks
- Yo momma is so fat, you can find her with one combat scanner set at a 32AU diameter and she comes up as "Structure, 100%".
Any more?
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.11.14 20:21:00 -
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Moved from General Discussion.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.14 20:24:00 -
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Yo mommas so fat, her Pod is a Supercap.
Yo mommas so fat, she has to go into Seige Mode to eat.
Yo mommas so fat, she has over 500 Inplants.
Yo mommas so fat, she has a Drone Bay.
Yo mommas so fat, she Alpha'd a Tempest.
Yo mommas so fat, she thinks 1600mm plates are T-shirts.
Yo mommas so fat, she crashed Delve.
Yo mommas so fat, you Blackscreened.
Yo mommas so fat, thats no momma it's a spacestation.
Yo mommas so fat, she requires Anchoring V
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2010.11.14 21:10:00 -
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Sir, your mother is slightly overweight, which is quite normal for women her age. |
Abdiel Kavash
Caldari
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.11.14 23:29:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat her POD needs a cyno to move.
Yo momma's so fat, that modules come in "small", "medium", "large", "capital" and "yo momma".
Yo momma's so fat, she crashes the node whenever she enters a system.
Yo momma's so fat, she cannot enter any mission. Not even those without acceleration gates.
Yo momma's so fat, she collapses any wormhole even before she jumps.
Your mom is so fat she can't dock in stations (pre-Dominion joke).
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Derth Ramir
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Posted - 2010.11.15 00:41:00 -
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Yo Mommas so fat when i dd's her she only lost 1% shield
Yo Mommas so fat when my Titan bumped into her it went to the next system
Yo Mommas so fat when she takes a **** it crashes the server
Yo Mommas so fat she can close a class 6 wormhole in one jump
Yo Mommas so fat it takes a dramiel a week to completely orbit her
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Harotak
Method of Destruction
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.11.15 02:39:00 -
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Edited by: Harotak on 15/11/2010 02:44:10
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have a uterus; she has a clone vat bay.
Yo mama's so fat it takes 30,000 giga-joules to make her jump.
Yo mama's so fat she is immune to all forms of electronic warfare.
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ShadowFire15
BOAE INC
-Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2010.11.15 05:30:00 -
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Roflol this stuff is to funny
It is impossible to pod Chuck Norris. |
Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Stardust Heavy Industries
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.11.15 12:13:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, people dock and undock in Jita without noticing its not a station.
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Graifazig
Gallente
Strategic Solutions Ltd.
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.11.15 15:15:00 -
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... not even the Sansha Supercarrier can jump from one to the other side.
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Boinz
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Posted - 2010.11.15 20:51:00 -
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Yo momma so fat that she has 5 rig slots.
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Oremia
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Posted - 2010.11.15 21:06:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat you can anchor a stargate at her.
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Feilamya
Pain Elemental
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Posted - 2010.11.15 22:30:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat she warps sideways
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Xercodo
Amarr
INESTO Task Force
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Posted - 2010.11.16 07:43:00 -
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yo mamma's so fat that you will always pick her up on d scan no matter what range and what angle
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Staggerr
Broski North
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Posted - 2010.11.16 11:34:00 -
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Fianna Illyasfeld > YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN YOUR DAD ****S HER
Fianna Illyasfeld > CCP CALLS IT PLANETARY INTERACTION
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