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NAP Cancer
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2010.11.18 15:07:00 -
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I guess it will be released or announced to be released after fanfest, once dust comes out what then??
Walking in ships? Walking in quafe?
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Zyck
Dark-Rising
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.11.18 15:23:00 -
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FormationsÖ
They're on about the same development time scale as Incarna so we can expect them around 2014-2015.
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2010.11.18 15:46:00 -
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 Originally by: NAP Cancer
I guess it will be released or announced to be released after fanfest, once dust comes out what then??
Walking in ships? Walking in quafe?
First there will be Incarna 1.0 where nothing works properly and the right-click menu is used to move your legs one at a time. CCP will hail it as a state of the art, innovative movement system that will revolutionize the MMO industry. The development team is later shocked and dismayed to find out, that most players think they are a bunch of mentally challenged monkeys for ever believing in something so stupid.
The next 2 expansions will consist of making the ambulation experience less excruciating to manage and adding actual gameplay to the feature. It will be accompanied by numerous whines about how CCP is watering down the hardcore EVE experience by removing most of the pointless inconvenieces in Incarna, that added nothing to the game in the first place and were just a giant pain in the ass for everyone. As a consequense of all that fuss 13 people will end up rage quitting the game and find a new MMO home at Quadriplegia-Online, where the only supported mode of control is a small joystick that you have to operate with your mouth. They will not be missed.
After that we will start to rework old features. It will start by trying to add rudimentary active gameplay aspects to mining, so people might do it for actual fun, instead of just mining in the background while they themselves do something actually entertaining.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.18 16:52:00 -
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The Incarna is a lie.
Originally by: captain foivos
Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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OneOneZeroOne
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Posted - 2010.11.18 17:05:00 -
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First there will be Incarna 1.0 where nothing works properly and the right-click menu is used to move your legs one at a time. CCP will hail it as a state of the art, innovative movement system that will revolutionize the MMO industry. The development team is later shocked and dismayed to find out, that most players think they are a bunch of mentally challenged monkeys for ever believing in something so stupid.
You sir, win my Bag of LOL. 
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Reikazenzero
Minmatar
The Sylph
Care Factor
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Posted - 2010.11.18 17:27:00 -
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The servers shut down because everyone is playing star wars
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Mashie Saldana
Minmatar
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.11.18 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: NAP Cancer
I guess it will be released or announced to be released after fanfest, once dust comes out what then??
Walking in ships? Walking in quafe?
Swimming on planets.
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2010.11.18 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Destination SkillQueue
First there will be Incarna 1.0 where nothing works properly and the right-click menu is used to move your legs one at a time. CCP will hail it as a state of the art, innovative movement system that will revolutionize the MMO industry. The development team is later shocked and dismayed to find out, that most players think they are a bunch of mentally challenged monkeys for ever believing in something so stupid.
The next 2 expansions will consist of making the ambulation experience less excruciating to manage and adding actual gameplay to the feature. It will be accompanied by numerous whines about how CCP is watering down the hardcore EVE experience by removing most of the pointless inconvenieces in Incarna, that added nothing to the game in the first place and were just a giant pain in the ass for everyone. As a consequense of all that fuss 13 people will end up rage quitting the game and find a new MMO home at Quadriplegia-Online, where the only supported mode of control is a small joystick that you have to operate with your mouth. They will not be missed.
After that we will start to rework old features. It will start by trying to add rudimentary active gameplay aspects to mining, so people might do it for actual fun, instead of just mining in the background while they themselves do something actually entertaining.
That pretty much sums up what happened with PI. :P
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Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Hienz Doofenshmirtz
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Posted - 2010.11.18 18:33:00 -
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after incarna is comets, jove space, system spaning roid belts, and epic doom for the macro crew
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Valentina Valentia
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.11.18 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Zyck
FormationsÖ
They're on about the same development time scale as Incarna so we can expect them around 2014-2015.
OMG, but the world is ending in 2012!!! they will have to speed up this in order to account for the rapture and armageddon, doesn't CCP read about this in the news!
I say they hire as many people as possible (doesn't matter if they go broke by 12/21/2012 as that is the day the God smites us, the Anti-christ starts world war III, a planet nails us, and a meteorite impacts us, and some other more horrible things, compounded by the dead-walking again and probably wanting Brains and stuff.
IF they can get this done before that, then I say we merge with WOW to become EVEWOW, or WOWEVE or the better EWVOEW! or WEOVWE - someone that is Celtic please tell us how to say this properly.
:)
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2010.11.18 21:11:00 -
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Virtual sex machine support.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.11.18 21:26:00 -
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OH NOES YOU DIN'T! 
Syn Callibri
21st Eridani Light Horse
Commander - Fleet Ops
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Oorestes
Amarr
Lights in the Sky
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Posted - 2010.11.18 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Ghoest
Virtual sex machine support.
I could really get into this idea. Pun intended.
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Adunh Slavy
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Posted - 2010.11.18 22:58:00 -
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Fix space
The Real Space Initiative - V6 (Forum Link)
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Xanaan Zenithdul
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Posted - 2010.11.18 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: NAP Cancer
I guess it will be released or announced to be released after fanfest, once dust comes out what then??
Walking in ships? Walking in quafe?
Nuke from orbit!
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Jennifer Starling
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.11.19 02:23:00 -
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Edited by: Jennifer Starling on 19/11/2010 02:25:52
Originally by: Destination SkillQueue
First there will be Incarna 1.0 where nothing works properly and the right-click menu is used to move your legs one at a time. CCP will hail it as a state of the art, innovative movement system that will revolutionize the MMO industry. The development team is later shocked and dismayed to find out, that most players think they are a bunch of mentally challenged monkeys for ever believing in something so stupid.
The next 2 expansions will consist of making the ambulation experience less excruciating to manage and adding actual gameplay to the feature. It will be accompanied by numerous whines about how CCP is watering down the hardcore EVE experience by removing most of the pointless inconvenieces in Incarna, that added nothing to the game in the first place and were just a giant pain in the ass for everyone. As a consequense of all that fuss 13 people will end up rage quitting the game and find a new MMO home at Quadriplegia-Online, where the only supported mode of control is a small joystick that you have to operate with your mouth. They will not be missed.
After that we will start to rework old features. It will start by trying to add rudimentary active gameplay aspects to mining, so people might do it for actual fun, instead of just mining in the background while they themselves do something actually entertaining.
Genius!!!
And yes, walking in ships ftw! So we can finally make great fan vids!
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.11.19 03:43:00 -
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Silly question. Dragons, ofc
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Muul Udonii
Minmatar
THORN Syndicate
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.11.19 11:18:00 -
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I believe the only correct answer to the question is below:
3. ???
4. Profit.
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Fulbert
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.11.19 11:30:00 -
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Interstellar exploration
More T3 content
T2 capital modules
Ship crews
Expanded PI (cities, etc.)
Financial interface (ingame banks, bons, financial markets...)
etc, etc
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Fulbert.
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