Full of Win

Stuff, someone payed money up front to someone they don't know, more stuff

Hey Bao, U MAD BRO? U mad you get ZERO kills and you are crying to Bill that you are done with the game all emo style? U mad that the people you said were going to follow you didn't and think that you are a ******? U mad that you lost your friends in game and that you have no real life ones to replace us with? U mad that you are a spoiled child and BTW STILL only second best. See kids, what Bao here isn't telling you is that he used to RAGE HARD about losses and complain on a daily to me about people. when he saw that Zero was coming close to him on the KB he raged and then killed his alt to boost his stats.

Cheer up bro, it's not your fault...you were born that way!

sadly hes a big liar and cannot show the proof but like i said about 6 bill was scammed and only cause he used rebirths good name btw bao rebirth did one of the contracts and 100 bill worth of **** dropped so u shouldnt have been such a greedy little fu ck face and u coulda swindled ahole lot more rofl stupid b asta rd

HASSISH was a complete disaster, nice to see the new owner is keeping up appearances.

proof is in the pudding see trying to say stuff that isnt true typical scammer

lol

Yes bao special needs kids always win. When your ready for dinner let one of the adults know so u can tinkle and wash up before using the plastic non sharp utensil. Remember to eat your pee"s.

the one who keeps fighting a ****** is bound to be as retarted as the ****** it self. hows that for a epic quote

getting tuff for you to think past all the easy insults bro our u just madder and just cant say anything intellgient enough as a actual own thought up comeback thats not in the easy troll book for dummies

english yes but proper sentence structure and punctuation i missed rofl moron keep trying its cute

of course bao you not winning is a normal thing isnt it see if u didnt troll me i wouldnt have had to troll u then u wouldnt have to worry about people reading the begining and u try to vastly i glad yourself over this big lie u have spun

:)

makes perfect since just like everything else ive mentioned

but bao do i need to sound it all out real slow for your and use picture cards if applicable im certainly willing to help the community in its time for special need recieptients

I have read through all of the two pages of comments and i have come to the verdict that i must be extremely bored.

sorry bro being a redundent attacker in the same post proves the points that i made earlier in previous posts so im still winning

Try harder bro, you can do it. I know you can . <--- lulz

Having been a part of Rebirth, and knowing Kai and Bao like I do, this thread makes me grin.

Bao = lying scam artist with an ego.

Kai = massive ego who thinks Rens station camping makes him a leet pvper.

This thread is win.

The Merc Contracts channel providing merc contracts to those too nooby to fight their own battles. Most people think this channel is secure with all contracts and you won't get scammed in it. Well they are very wrong, the channel is full of people waiting for the right moment to pounce at a good scam. I've been sitting in this channel for a year or so and have scammed it many times. I will talk about one that I have done recently and explain how you also can exploit these noobs out of their precious monopoly money.

I was sitting there thinking up my next scam of this channel. When someone named rothgore popped up giving a 6b contract. The first window was open to scam the channel. I talked to rothergore and he normally more careful with his contracts, I got him to pay me all upfront and not use a third party. I told him I would finish his contracts within a week which i extending into 2 weeks due to real life matters. For the next 2 weeks I scammed many more contracts, that all added up to be 42 billion isk. If you want the names of others that I scammed then please do ask, but I only found the first one significant.

The corp I used to do this was Rebirth. and their alliance The God Squad. That isn't too godly lol. It was full of station camping retards and a CEO that has to large of an ego to realize this is a game. Why would I do this to this corp some may ask. Well the CEO was annoying with this Epeen stroking. This was not spose to be a direct attack on the corp but it did turn out to be.

So there you have it killed 2 birds with one stone. Burned a whole channels reputation and a whole corp and alliances reputation. There is nothing better than watching noobs cry about their silly monopoly money and people with to big of egos to realize this is a game. There is nothing better in this game then feeling that your an ******* and your job is complete.

Thanks for reading,
Redalert381

Amazing! This thread has it all! Legendary poster, insults, "U mad", everything!

Except proof.

Sadly bao u got owned in your own forum and now are trying to devirt attention to urself ingame so u can try to boast that big ego of urs for alll u can get outa this fail problem that your caused

facts people hes a liar
didnt scam what he said
tried to ruin a allaince and corp
stat pads
tried to ruin real life connections
wont fight us cause he suckzors
and to this date even his bio is trying to scam i mean the kid just isnt very smooth is he
I COLLECT ****

PROUD OWNER OF THE MOST DRAMIELS IN EVE

BUYING ALL DRAMIELS BY THE 10X AMOUNT

Dram Count: 6693

Thanks to everyone that donated

PROAD OWNER OF THE Mimir, Freki, Utu, Adrestia, Malice, and Vangel

Building caps for CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP

LEGIT THIRD PARTY

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1557475&page=1

Total Wealth: 1.74trillion

ok bao do you have anything else u wanna add that i can comment on if not you fly safe now

This thread and everyone (except me and kitty) who posted in it needs to die a horrible painful death (ingame).

awww poor boa cant show proof on a website
u mean u use topos parents to build u ships and supposable caps to sell to people right u dont physically do **** except get them to sell u stuff super cheap right

your new name is madbao for the epic mad that you are

If you need to know anything else HASSISH then you can keep posting your fails on here or talk to me in game, but thanks for linking my bio so the nice C&P forum community knows what it says.

btw sucks being lonely ingame

and why didnt no one follow u bao why didnt the leave kai and follow the epic duence o is it because u failed at that like u did the lie to this thread and everything else u speak of including the so called proof

rofl im not mad bro you are btw whats gma bringing u tonight for dinner fatttttttttttt ieeeeeeeeee

Sounds like crying to me

This is good @ 4min mark
Rebirth Vent - after the scam, lPrincesslEve is soo mad

Rebirth Vent - after the scam, whos the spy?

stat pad ur forum posts like you do your kills silly you bao ur so cute i just wanna stick it in ur butt and make love to my purty little fat shrek

btw it shows us conversing woopdie do boa rofl ur the coolest kid on the block is this the epic omg proof u got cause if it is im still laughing at how pathetic u are


btw i heard u screwed ur builders over those friends u supposable had left that is why they dont play no more but who knows in your eyes i dont know **** right :) btw should i bring the ky or you

1 Using rl info online with same ip to not prove a point
2 your in game ban will probably come before my outgame forum ban
3 your still gonna be the same old pathetic bao

Good game bao anything else after this is just me owning you silently.


so shush bao shush itll be ok i promise you wont hurt at all ky ftw

So i take it your not gonna be selling isk any more for 25usd per 1 bill huh.

Thread locked for too much fail.

4 pages deep Bao has pretty firmly established he's a f*ckwit but from the Merc Contracts channel perspective: he scammed, someone alerted the mods to the issue, we confirmed it, we banned both him and his alliance.

That's how it's supposed to work, and that's why Merc Contracts channel is the best place to find reliable mercenary units.

As for as the merc contracts channel it is crap, I had two weeks to make 42billion isk and you all didn't notice. Giant fail on the merc contracts channel if I do say so myself. As far as getting me and my corp that I wanted to get banned anyway from the channel, you can't ban me or anyone for that matter. Say hello to alts!!!

42 Billion .. HIGHLY unlikely

You went un-noticed until people started to complain about your fagggotry

So Once again .. once we found out .. you were ejected from the channel ...

You've done nothing to diminish the credibility of the channel ...

AS for alts .. of course we cannot ban them .. but if people insist on doing business with them in the channel ... then the risk is on them ..

PITBOSS I have been waiting for your post!

42 Billion VERY LIKELY

As for getting unnoticed, it took you all two weeks to figure out I took like 15 contracts and didn't do any of them.

...Once you figure out your a moron ...

42 billion ... like 15 contracts ... 2.8 bil per contract ... sounds like you're credible and totally not exagerating



Folks .. i rest my case