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Jaik7
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Posted - 2010.12.09 19:31:00 -
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Edited by: Jaik7 on 09/12/2010 19:31:48
To abduct the patrons and turn them into mindless zombies.
Thought you guys needed a bit of levity in these dark times.
Feel free to come up with other reasons the Sansha might walk into a bar.
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Arvo Katsuya
Caldari
True Slave Foundations
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Posted - 2010.12.09 19:42:00 -
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If you're going to tell a joke, tell it right.
They apparently become wall ornaments.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.12.09 20:24:00 -
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...he wasn't programmed to duck? 
Commander Tac-Ops |
Ber Kan
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.12.09 20:45:00 -
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Because i told him theres a toaster party and then threw him into the furnace...
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Jaik7
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Posted - 2010.12.10 01:43:00 -
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Well, that would be a toasty party.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Green-Core
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.10 02:55:00 -
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Because they can't limbo
--Vel
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Aiwha
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.12.10 04:44:00 -
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That joke was bad and you should feel bad.
Gullible
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.12.10 07:38:00 -
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Funny, we've had quite a few come to The Last Gate, which happens to be a bar.
No one has been abducted, and they tend to be a lot more civil than some of our regular patrons.
Don't quit your day job, you're not going to make as a standup comedian.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.10 10:03:00 -
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…because his master told him to, of cause.
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Konoch
Caldari
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.10 13:23:00 -
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To get kicked in the face.
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Chell Charon
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Posted - 2010.12.10 15:58:00 -
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To test his new liver set.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.10 17:31:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 10/12/2010 17:32:29
…because he meets with his best friends the music box, the toaster and the beer pump for a chat and a game of numb stare and drool. But he doesn't like the game too much cause his friends always outsmart him in that game and make fun of him when he loses.
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FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.12.10 17:39:00 -
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...he wanted to do something mind-numbing...oh wait. 
Commander Tac-Ops |
Crazey Monkey
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Posted - 2010.12.11 08:55:00 -
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I thought it was to start stupid conspiracies? What else have they done?
Besides the whole invasion thing. 
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.11 10:13:00 -
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…because he's knocking at the door:
Knock, Knock
Who's there in the name of all abomination?
A Sansha!
A Sansha who?
A Sancha Panza, I follow a great leader!
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Sylorin
Caldari
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.12.13 06:39:00 -
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Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, "I believe I lost an electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" to which the first atom replies. "I'm positive."
An Amarr priest enters a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Hey, where did you find that?" The frog answers "Oris! there's hundreds of em!"
*The opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of MMZ Labs, LLC |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.13 17:59:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 13/12/2010 18:01:17
What the heck?! Are Amarr jokes allowed in this thread? Please give me an affirmative for that, cause…
…they'll even top the Sansha in a way. Cause all I know is - the Empire strikes back. That'll be more fun than the Sansha who only take and take and take and…
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K'uata Sayus
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Posted - 2010.12.14 19:30:00 -
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His implants were thirsty, of course.
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Catlos JeminJees
Gallente
Nebraska Mining Consortium
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Posted - 2010.12.14 19:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Sylorin
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, "I believe I lost an electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" to which the first atom replies. "I'm positive."
An Amarr priest enters a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Hey, where did you find that?" The frog answers "Oris! there's hundreds of em!"
LMAO good ones
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2010.12.14 22:05:00 -
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A Caldari, a Gallente, a Minmatar and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi says..."Oy gevalt...Im in the wrong joke!"
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Amarrian religious hard-liner walk into a bar...
Commander Tac-Ops |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.15 09:47:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 15/12/2010 09:52:49
Well, hm,
A Minmatar is coming to heaven, means Walhalla, of cause. Odin is greeting her and takes her around to show her the location. Blooming green hills, singing birds, all kind of animals, people making love in the grass, feasts with lots to eat, all things like that of cause. The Minmatar sees other of her Tribes, other Minmatar, her elders, also Caldari and Gallente. But only a very very very few Amarrians.
Odin greets her but she's a Sebiestor and has questions, of cause. +Well I'm an atheist and I'm in heaven, but… So fine, so good. But where are the Amarrians? Aren't they going to heaven? Are they all that bad?½ +Ah, nono½, he answers. +I'll show you.½ And after climbing a steep slope up in the mountains, away from the green gras and the fun, touching the cold and wet clouds of the sky they finally reach a big cathedral made of the finest and whitest marble you can imagine.
The walls were meters and meters thick and the cathedral was bigger than you ever could imagine. It was cold and the air thin from the heigth. But still you could hear the faint cacophony of infernal noise of millions of harps ringing and chorals singing from inside.
+Yeah, here are the Amarrians½, God says. +They still think they are alone up here. And we like to keep it like this, didn't tell them. Their "music", ya know…½
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