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FLA5HY RED
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Posted - 2010.12.11 11:51:00 -
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Here is the kill mail. I wasn't there so would just like to say well done to my corp mates and our friends in Python. Good kill  
Fly dangerous,
Mail o/
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Captain Spurious
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Posted - 2010.12.11 11:58:00 -
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Cool story bro.
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Smorg Talcum
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Posted - 2010.12.11 12:08:00 -
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I think this counts as at least 4 "Cool story, bro"'s, maybe 5.
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The BlackDog
FLA5HY RED
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Posted - 2010.12.11 12:08:00 -
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This post need work.
Also change that F**k*n* sig. :P
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Jawmare
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.11 12:48:00 -
[5]
Cool story bro.
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2010.12.11 13:31:00 -
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I say, old chap. A riveting tale!
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8agpuss
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Posted - 2010.12.11 14:37:00 -
[7]
Poast needs more story...
and less bro.
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Jarek Kalensa
FLA5HY RED
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Posted - 2010.12.11 15:52:00 -
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Edited by: Jarek Kalensa on 11/12/2010 15:52:51
Ok, here's the story...
After a long and profitable day raping and pillaging through low-sec, a day that included killing, amongst other things, a Scorpion Navy Issue, and a rather expensive, yet unfit Harbinger, the weary pirates of FLA5HY RED and the Python Cartel retired to their respective bases to sort through loot and apply new duct tape to their various spaceships.
A FLA5HY scout, still patrolling the area, spotted an Anshar jump freighter loitering around in a hi-sec system not a million miles away from our home. We monitored the situation as it first warped to, then away from the low-sec gate that would bring it to us. We knew the pilot had a scout in our system, but also knew that the gate would be entering from was in a straight line (an insta warp) from our home station, so we got into our favourite boats and waited patiently.
Now, we don't know why the guy didn't just cyno himself wherever it was he thought he was going, that's not really our concern. All we do know is that our comms channel suddenly heard "Anshar has jumped. I'll be f****d, the Anshar has jumped, undock and go to gate."
Not wanting to mess around, the team descended on the gate, arriving a few seconds before the lumbering Freighter uncloaked. With well drilled precision, the Anshar was swiftly pointed and bumped a good 20km from the gate - we weren't going to let this prize escape us.
Webbed several times and pointed, the Anshar's shields were torn away, and the armor was following fast when the Freighter pilot, realising his demise was near, petulantly started his self-destruct protocols, and every capsuleer there present realised the race was on. As the leviathan's armor began to bleed into its monstrous structure, we started overloading our weapons.
It was a close run thing, but with about 10 seconds left before the hulking vastness of the Anshar would have torn itself to pieces, denying us the kill, it went KABOOM! and the crowd, as they say, went mad.
After some amusing tears in local, during which the pilot informed us he would "travel to lo-sec anyway i choose", we thanked him, and engaged some local haulers to retrieve our goodies. The lossmail is obviously misleading, the blueprints were all copies, but we would have been just as happy if the Anshar had been empty, the joy of the kill was sufficient.
tl;dr Cool story bro.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.11 15:55:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 11/12/2010 15:56:08
STFU HATERS, THIS IS A TERRIBLE THREAD BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN 99% OF THE CRAP ON C&P
SO TAKE A SEAT KIDS AND LISTEN UP
THIS POGUE ROCKS UP AT THE GATE IN HIS ANSHAR, BUT GETS SCARED AND WARPS OFF. SO WE ADOPT A STEALTHIER APPROACH
AND THEN HE WARPS BACK TO THE GATE AND JUMPS THROUGH STRAIGHT TO US, HOLY ****
BUT THEN THE REAL SUPER AWESOME PART OF THE STORY UNRAVELS, AND IS EXPLAINED FOR YOU PLEBS HERE:
[ 2010.12.11 03:40:56 ] (notify) Maximus Tech has initiated self-destruct of their Anshar, it will explode in 120 seconds.
[ 2010.12.11 03:42:48 ] (notify) For your part in the destruction of an Anshar your security status has been adjusted by -0.4946.
AWESOME
RHYMENOCEROUS OUT
EDIT: I LIKE YOUR HAUTE COUTURE STYLE AND YOUR IMPECCABLE TIMING JAREK, BUT I LIKE THAT WE'VE GONE RASHOMON ON THIS STORY MORE
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Arekhon
Eternal Perseverance
B A N E
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Posted - 2010.12.11 16:27:00 -
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Edited by: Arekhon on 11/12/2010 16:29:50
I had a dollar once.....
edit: though a much better loot drop than the one we killed earlier this week.
"let them Hate, so long as they Fear" |
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Troll Bridgington
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.12.11 16:49:00 -
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Boom baby!
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2010.12.11 17:02:00 -
[12]
 Originally by: Jarek Kalensa
"Anshar has jumped.
Originally by: Jarek Kalensa
As the leviathan's armor
So, was it a JF or a Titan?
..ok I know, horrible, but meh. It's a slow day, gimme a break.
And grats to the kill. 
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Ikka Sunto
506972617465
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Posted - 2010.12.11 17:11:00 -
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Nice work gentlemen, congrats on the excellent kill.
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Sazkyen
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Posted - 2010.12.11 21:57:00 -
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Ospie
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.11 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: Ospie on 11/12/2010 23:22:16
I'm just gonna point out that not only was this amazingly amazing because I got to keeelll it with a mighty cloaked phallus but he lit cyno in system with his alt on station after he'd jumped in through the gate.
He didn't want that JF anyway
Redart Proc > and we make em so...enjoy while you can << (cyno/scout alt)
Edit for schlong
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Tiffan Lori
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Posted - 2010.12.12 07:54:00 -
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I'm sick of pirates like you guys killing innocent haulers and miners and upholders of the law. You guys are scum. That guy just lost billions of isk because of a tiny mistake. You have pretty much ruined his playing experience and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Honestly, Pirates ruin this game. Everytime I see a killmail like that it makes me just want to quit in protest. |
8agpuss
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Posted - 2010.12.12 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Tiffan Lori
I'm sick of pirates like you guys killing innocent haulers and miners and upholders of the law. You guys are scum. That guy just lost billions of isk because of a tiny mistake. You have pretty much ruined his playing experience and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Honestly, Pirates ruin this game. Everytime I see a killmail like that it makes me just want to quit in protest.
Your stuffs, loaded into a Jump Freighter, and jumped into low sec. Ples?
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Vricrolatious
Caldari
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.12.12 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: 8agpuss
Originally by: Tiffan Lori
I'm sick of pirates like you guys killing innocent haulers and miners and upholders of the law. You guys are scum. That guy just lost billions of isk because of a tiny mistake. You have pretty much ruined his playing experience and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Honestly, Pirates ruin this game. Everytime I see a killmail like that it makes me just want to quit in protest.
Your stuffs, loaded into a Jump Freighter, and jumped into low sec. Ples?
Or nullsec, that works too.
Nice kill guys, keep up the good work
BTW: This thread is NOT a WIDOT thread |
Deladian
Aperture Harmonics
K162
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Posted - 2010.12.12 14:07:00 -
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nice one guys.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.13 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: Tiffan Lori
I'm sick of pirates like you guys killing innocent haulers and miners and upholders of the law. You guys are scum. That guy just lost billions of isk because of a tiny mistake. You have pretty much ruined his playing experience and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Honestly, Pirates ruin this game. Everytime I see a killmail like that it makes me just want to quit in protest.
I WOULDN'T CALL IT A TINY MISTAKE BRO I'D CALL IT A MONUMENTAL **** UP WITH PASSIONATE CONSEQUENCES
ALSO CHIEF YOU'RE TRYING TO TROLL PYTHONS HERE, TRY A BIT HARDER NEXT TIME BECAUSE ATM FRANKLY IT'S SUPER TRANSPARENT SON ♥
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Headerman
Minmatar
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.13 03:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jarek Kalensa
Edited by: Jarek Kalensa on 11/12/2010 15:52:51
Ok, here's the story...
After a long and profitable day raping and pillaging through low-sec, a day that included killing, amongst other things, a Scorpion Navy Issue, and a rather expensive, yet unfit Harbinger, the weary pirates of FLA5HY RED and the Python Cartel retired to their respective bases to sort through loot and apply new duct tape to their various spaceships.
A FLA5HY scout, still patrolling the area, spotted an Anshar jump freighter loitering around in a hi-sec system not a million miles away from our home. We monitored the situation as it first warped to, then away from the low-sec gate that would bring it to us. We knew the pilot had a scout in our system, but also knew that the gate would be entering from was in a straight line (an insta warp) from our home station, so we got into our favourite boats and waited patiently.
Now, we don't know why the guy didn't just cyno himself wherever it was he thought he was going, that's not really our concern. All we do know is that our comms channel suddenly heard "Anshar has jumped. I'll be f****d, the Anshar has jumped, undock and go to gate."
Not wanting to mess around, the team descended on the gate, arriving a few seconds before the lumbering Freighter uncloaked. With well drilled precision, the Anshar was swiftly pointed and bumped a good 20km from the gate - we weren't going to let this prize escape us.
Webbed several times and pointed, the Anshar's shields were torn away, and the armor was following fast when the Freighter pilot, realising his demise was near, petulantly started his self-destruct protocols, and every capsuleer there present realised the race was on. As the leviathan's armor began to bleed into its monstrous structure, we started overloading our weapons.
It was a close run thing, but with about 10 seconds left before the hulking vastness of the Anshar would have torn itself to pieces, denying us the kill, it went KABOOM! and the crowd, as they say, went mad.
After some amusing tears in local, during which the pilot informed us he would "travel to lo-sec anyway i choose", we thanked him, and engaged some local haulers to retrieve our goodies. The lossmail is obviously misleading, the blueprints were all copies, but we would have been just as happy if the Anshar had been empty, the joy of the kill was sufficient.
tl;dr Cool story bro.
*Kill board links removed. Zymurgist
 OMG! That was the stupidest story i have EVER heard!
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2010.12.14 01:42:00 -
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Inspired of the heroic deeds from the fearless warriors of Python and Fla5hy, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE high command had a meeting a little while ago.
After much careful consideration, plotting and intake of delicious delicious sandwiches (with gouda cheese!), a plan sprang to mind. Some AFK-cloaking later we can proudly present our gifts;
A humble offering in the name of Python and Fla5hy.
And a bonus price, which we'd like to dedicate to our three favourite LLL-adies. Lana, Lexa, and Lady Spank. ♥
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Varesk
Gallente
Martyr's Vengence
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.14 02:22:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Inspired of the heroic deeds from the fearless warriors of Python and Fla5hy, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE high command had a meeting a little while ago.
After much careful consideration, plotting and intake of delicious delicious sandwiches (with gouda cheese!), a plan sprang to mind. Some AFK-cloaking later we can proudly present our gifts;
A humble offering in the name of Python and Fla5hy.
And a bonus price, which we'd like to dedicate to our three favourite LLL-adies. Lana, Lexa, and Lady Spank. ♥
Wow, You actually logged in?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2010.12.14 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Varesk
Wow, You actually logged in?
Home sick from work. Flu sucks man. 
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Herping yourDerp
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Posted - 2010.12.14 05:11:00 -
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so you killed a JF, assuming they are BPC's you made almost nothing out of it, *yawn*
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Aiwha
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.12.14 06:19:00 -
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I love hearing about truly stupid people. It makes me feel better about my own mistakes.
Gullible
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VIP Ares
Minmatar
BALKAN EXPRESS
B A L E X
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Posted - 2010.12.27 14:44:00 -
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Lucky you. Congrats.
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SmellyVajayjay
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Posted - 2010.12.27 15:25:00 -
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Someone killed big hauler worth **** all
I CARE
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