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Vaari
Amarr Imperial Pharmacy
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Posted - 2010.12.18 20:04:00 -
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Our glorious and noble Imperial Pharmacy has taken yet another step towards greatness and stability. Today I have banned the freedom of toughts from my members. Imperial Pharmacy has nominated the governing division, wich is now taking this dangerous responsability from my members shoulders.
Ban of freedom of toughts is giant step on the road of stability. Now my members can be assured, that every word said on corp channel is pure, and free from sin and heresy. Every advice is good and every order just. This, combined with recently rised tax rate from 17% to 20% has increased our production and tax revenue dramatically.
Imperial Pharmacy can thus commit even more resources to the liberation of Providence.
This beginning. This birth of life. This dawn of greatness. I can not fail, for I have the Emperor to lead me and destiny to follow. undefined |

Stitcher
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.12.18 20:37:00 -
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I'm impressed. And how did you accomplish this doubtless non-trivial... uh... accomplishment? -
- Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Raze Valadeus
Amarr Lonestar Distribution Inc.
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Posted - 2010.12.18 22:03:00 -
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Uh...
Freedom of "toughts" or freedom of "thoughts?"
Because banning the freedom of thinking is basically Sansha's modus operandi, maybe you two should have tea sometime?
--------------- ~Raze Valadeus |

Angelique Cella
Damballa Risen
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Posted - 2010.12.18 22:22:00 -
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On behalf of Damballa Risen's pharmacology division I would like to apologise to the wider capsuleer community for what is obviously the ravings of someone who has indulged in some of our products a little too excessively. We are considering the need for advice labels on all our products to try and mitigate some of these unfortunate happenings. Until then please indulge responsibly.
Angelique Cella CEO Damballa Risen
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Borza Slavak
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.12.18 23:23:00 -
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Vaari. You never fail to surprise. I really don't know what else to say.
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar Unofficial Master Kuvakei Fan Club
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Posted - 2010.12.19 03:39:00 -
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If you didn't look like a crazy, old, mad scientist I would question the credibility of your words, but since you do: good job.
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Invelious
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies Covenant of Prophecy
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Posted - 2010.12.19 07:17:00 -
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Edited by: Invelious on 19/12/2010 07:17:30
Vaari, you never cease to f'ing amaze me in all the odd and curious things you do.
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Vaari
Amarr Imperial Pharmacy
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Posted - 2010.12.19 11:47:00 -
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Originally by: Raze Valadeus Uh...
Freedom of "toughts" or freedom of "thoughts?"
Because banning the freedom of thinking is basically Sansha's modus operandi, maybe you two should have tea sometime?
This is completely false information. Minions of Kuvakei are made artifically to obey his every order. My loyal members still have their concience to rely with. I have given them orders not to follow any command, wich they would see to danger our noble goals.
Criminalizing the free thoughts is mainly targeted to suppress the ideas of lowering taxes, or relaxing the tight chain of command in our corporation. Also the ban is helpin us in our internal stuggle against ever present heresy.
Purity of faith and thoughts are Imperial Pharmacy's top priority and foundation of our noble and well known corporation. Ban of free thought support this well, and my loyal subj...members have taken this declaration well. I have also declared a competition within Iphar's members. They are to write story, poem, or whatever they will about the dangers of free thoughts. Winner will get a grand prize from the corporation, a medal.
This beginning. This birth of life. This dawn of greatness. I can not fail, for I have the Emperor to lead me and destiny to follow. undefined |

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.12.19 12:17:00 -
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No, Vaari, you senile, malnourished little old man, what you've done is banned freedom of expression. Attempting to ban freedom of thought is literally impossible unless you take away the capacity for independent thought, like Sansha's Nation does. Allow me to assure you, as I am very, very familiar with such things, that any attempt to stifle freedom of thought itself will only encourage it.
I do not expect you to understand or even acknowledge this fact, but sufficed to say that I doubt it will be easy to find very many people who will disagree with me - even among Amarrian loyalists. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Dilaro thagriin
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Posted - 2010.12.19 12:47:00 -
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What's this???
Another amarrian fruitcake...
**laughs heartily as he turns off the holo-recorder**
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Pablos Locos
Caldari Discount Slave Emporium
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Posted - 2010.12.19 16:59:00 -
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Under the vision of those like Vaari, I look forward to the day Holy Providence is once again be profitable.
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