Space Pinata
Amarr
Discount Napkin Industries
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Posted - 2011.01.03 08:44:00 -
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I am so angry that people disagree with me on the internet.
Oh, look at me, I love killmails and I'm a terrible blob pvper yadda yadda.
And oh, look at me, I hate killmails because I lost like 21 failfitted nightmares.
And don't even get me started on those supercaps.
ALso? ****ing macros. I'm so sick of why doesn't CCP omg stop human nature no can can cheat EVER!
Bunch of americans doing everything I find mildly annoying ebcause it MUST BE THEM.
And don't even get me started on those people salvaging my wrecks and then whining carebears who want criminal flags because they're too scared to go to nullsec where there aren't any ninja salvagers.
Bloody risk-averse miners and bubblegum pirates who dec them and whiney elitist blob-warriors who couldn't pull a trigger without someone repeating "shoot <name>" in their ear every two seconds.
Oh but lowsec is where the real pvp is at, where you can kill haulers and post terrible threads about adding concord or goddamn warping gate guns because you cant HTFU and lowsec.
Oh, and you traders, always margin-trading and I lost my 600mil and then people can't check contracts and orders before they buy them, ffs if it looks too good to be true it is, but no just accept it anyway and rage. I'm sure that bloody courier contract to nullsec isn't a trap.
And then why don't we all logoffski somewhere but you got aggro'd by a BS ecm burst beforehand so you died, maybe if you weren't exploiting and they weren't exploiting no one would have to TYPE IN ALLCAPS TO UNLEASH THE FURY, but that's just not gonna happen, is it?
SUICIDE GANKERS. Oh yeah you've got concords protection but you gank other players! You should just get banned because we're all too stupid and you don't bloody understand that hauling too much in an untanked badger AFK is going to make you bloody die. You could try splitting it up, but that's too much work, isn't it?
WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST BLAME INSURANCE! Clearly insurance for pirates is evil and wait no you need insurance to encourage PVP you idiot but no, better yet, you're not losing enough isk EVERYONE SHOULD GET NO INSURANCE.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FLY A HYBRID BOAT AND NOT GET INSURANCE WHEN HYBRID BOATS DIE. ALL. THE. TIME. It's about time for PLEX FOR HYBRID BUFFS, but no microtransactions are the most evil thing ever and they'll result in cheating and then EVE DIES.
Because EVE is and has been dying forever, at least, if you're an idiot, because clearly subscriptions are rising but wait CCP sold out it's original fanbase but no I'm an old player who has been here forever and IM still doing fine.
Or at least I would be, if they'd just fix lag! Clearly they need to redesign the global communications structure and prove the theory of relativity wrong because NOTHING should cause ANY lag EVER.
Of course, we all know LAG is caused by DRAKES and all the no-skill FoTM people who fly them. The only way to be GOOD is to be a hipster and fly a not-FoTM ship and if you don't fly one you're terrible, but all you no-skill whiners won't just suck it up and fly the ship yourself if you think it's not good enough.
It makes me just want to buy a bunch of carriers and self destruct the bloody things just to make people angry, because self destruct is a broken mechanic which lets people NOT GET KILLMAILS, thus ending the world.
Because.
Of.
Falcon.
And if ANYONE disagrees, they're a no-life 40 year old in their mothers basement fapping to killmails because they're a bleeding heart carebear who thinks real-world morals apply to a videogame and takes things way too seriously, I mean it's all just spacepixels anyway, but no it has real value because you bought a GTC, that's just a whining way to say you suck at EVE because REAL MEN?
REAL MEN make like 100m an hour without even trying and roll up on billions a week and, even though the average is 300m, everyones sleeping on piles of gold.
I AM SO ANGRY THAT I FIT IN ON THIS FORUM.  |