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Vetala TCE
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Posted - 2003.07.08 14:24:00 -
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well, this is me....
Edited by: Vetala TCE on 08/07/2003 14:30:39
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Vara TCE
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Posted - 2003.07.08 14:40:00 -
[122]
Hey I'm Vara, this was a great idea! I love all the pics so far and can't wait to see more!
-->vara
Edited by: Vara TCE on 08/07/2003 14:42:16
Edited by: Vara TCE on 08/07/2003 14:42:32
Edited by: Vara TCE on 08/07/2003 14:44:46
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.07.09 14:29:00 -
[123]
common HEFF who si the lucky lady there are so many pretty little things here i think they all want to know who has won.
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Laarz Kaledon
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Posted - 2003.07.09 14:36:00 -
[124]
Late entry smentry.. gotta go with Stars on this one...
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.07.09 14:57:00 -
[125]
lol no way you all must be blind if i had my way Krilana would be walking away with it.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.07.09 14:58:00 -
[126]
I also want to put in a word for Plasmatique. She's hot and I love her tag line.
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.07.11 20:10:00 -
[127]
Edited by: Heff on 23/12/2003 08:35:23
This story also appears on the attached link if you desire to read it there.
http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/july2003.htm
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ôSir, I hope IÆm not being rude, but you look terrible. You need a shave, and your eyes are really red.ö
ôShut up. Just grab me some more coffee and beat it.ö
I had been looking at photos for days on end. Never have I been so aroused yet so disgusted in my life. For every legitimate sex kitten I saw, there were countless trisexuals, polymorphs, androfiends, and worse. I had a deadline damnità I needed to get through this crap! Simple smut just wonÆt do. Our readers expects quality!
ôSorry, I didnÆt mean to offend you. IÆm just trying to make conversation.ö
ôDonÆt. IÆm busy.ö Damned interns. It doesnÆt take a rocket scientist to see that I have photos to sort out. If she wasnÆt working for free IÆd fire herà waità hold on a second. Son of a biatch! How could I have been so blind?
ôHey, whatÆs your name?ö I asked.
ôNarjaö
ôEver consider posing for Playboy?ö
ôCome on, playmates are gorgeous. No way could I compete with them.ö
ôYes or no. I either take shots of you, or I donÆt. I have a deadline so whatÆs it gonna be?ö
ôCan I clean up first?ö she asked. ôI need to run back to my apartment for a quick shower.ö
Hmmmà showerà yessssàôWeÆll shoot at your place. Give me the address.ö
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Blown gasket! Damn this pile of crap! I should have known better than to buy a classic Pinto. Looks like IÆm going to be late again. ôTAXI!ö
The door was slightly open when I got there. I was in a rush so I pushed my way in without knocking. Whoa! Was I in the wrong place? Through the smoky haze I saw tools and sex toys littering the floor. Blue pills, yellow powder, drugs everywhere. The pounding music made my ears bleed. Could this be a m0o trap? a set up? a sting? IÆll be damned if I was going to stick around to find out. IÆm goneà PEACE OUT!
A whip coiled around my throat as I ran for the door. Between the thwack of the whip and my losing consciousness, I remember hearing one thing:
ôYouÆre ass is mine, pretty boy.ö
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I donÆt remember ever having been in so much pain. But a deadline is a deadline and I needed some pictures! When all was said and done, Narja reluctantly released me from my bonds only after I offered her 50,000 ISK to pose for our enjoyment.
ôIÆll let you go for 55 on one condition: you keep our little escapade a secret.ö
ôDONE!ö
With that, I snapped my photos, paid my debt, and got the hell out of there. Note to self: run faster next time, jackass!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Miss July û NARJA!
Playboy Enterprises will deposit 50à errr, I mean 55,000 ISK into NarjaÆs account.
To our loyal discriminating readers out there, let me leave you with one universal truth: if itÆs got tiits or wheels, count on problems.
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Heff
President - Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
We will hold onto the photos weÆve received and use them to select Miss August. Look for our next casting call later this month to get your pictures in if you have not already sent them. Thanks to everyone for your submissions and patience.
***If you like our style, I urge all of you to check out Playboy Enterprises. We are a dedicated, tight-knit group of players who take EVE seriously. But as you can see, we like to have fun and a few laughs at the same time. If you think you have what it takes to be nothing short of phenomenal, contact HEFF or DORA in game or drop by the Playboy channel for a chat.***
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2003.12.23 06:19:00 -
[128]
Mine is the win!
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Cawt Yrmanlookin
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Posted - 2003.12.23 22:14:00 -
[129]
I am naughtier than I look. 
I like long nites kicking pirates asses.
I like big "ships" that can handle me driving them.
But most of all I love being able to back my thing up and cause an explosion.
{blows a kiss}
A warrior's faith in her commander is her best armour and her strongest weapon.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2003.12.23 22:21:00 -
[130]
bumping is prohibited, is not teh funny
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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