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Agallis Zinthros
SniggWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2011.01.10 22:47:00 -
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Got a guy who nobody in my corp liked and was acting all buddy buddy with us to come out for a "roam" with us in his faction fit Vigilant. Made sure he was in the wing and wing warped us to a safe. Lit him up on land, tears were had. Two days later he was in our corp for some reason. He isn't anymore. It's not piracy, its surprise PVP. |
Aerion Va'rr
The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.01.10 23:05:00 -
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I called someone a **** once.
This would be easier if... well, you asked whats the nicest thing I've done.
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FluffyDice
StarFckers Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 23:23:00 -
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My favorite that comes to mind is calling for help on an intel channel with people who thought we were still blue leading a drake into an awaiting camp of reds. Just told them that i got away and they never realised what happened.
Other things that come to mind: tried to ransom a charon pilot. He didn't pay... and im told he doesn't come online anymore. Blew up lots of < month old players in barges and frigs in a dramiel. Lots of collateral damage to real players while blowing up macro bestowers also. A few other really spiteful and hilarious things done that can't be mentioned unfortunately due to current e-polotics.
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Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Clones
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Posted - 2011.01.11 01:15:00 -
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Either...
I find someone mining in an Omen of all things in high sec and into an unanchored GSC. I quickly get my Battle Bestower one jump away and snatch it up. I then return in a Crucifer. In his rage, he targetted me, fired and then the CONCORD showed up. I laughed the entire time.
Or...
I got into a fight with a can baiting Punisher in a hub and blew it up. He then comes back in a Prophecy, convos me and begins to smacktalk me with very rude words and attacks while I get my Omen. It goes bad so I quickly fit up a Harbinger and blow it up. He then comes back in a Harbinger and asked me not to blow it up. I told him that I didn't like his earlier tone so I simply blow THAT up.
He wanted revenge then and shows up in a faction fitted specific resist Apocalypse. I get under his guns and turn my drones onto his. After 10 minutes of combat, it finally goes. He never got the idea of disengaging and docking.
I need better stories.
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Arden Elenduil
Minmatar Wankers Club
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:22:00 -
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Errrr, where do I start. Suddenly Ninjas member, 'nuff said (just out of corp for a wee bit)
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garus banta
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Posted - 2011.01.11 09:06:00 -
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I was responsible for starting a war among alliance members. I would use an alt to antagonize my corp mates and get them all ****ed off about taking **** from a lowlife, I coerced them into flying ships into null sec based on false information and blamed noobies for stuff I actually did.
I actually got a noob to do my dirty work while I played the good guy.
It was fun to watch it all burn down as everyone started to collapsse into utter chaos, eventually the alliance fell apart, and to this day the members have no idea it was me.
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Jak Savage
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Posted - 2011.01.11 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Cys Root Had a pirate trying to mess with me in a Legion, can flippin and baitin...i was in my Hulk and he would bump me out of warp while undocking every run. On one such run, he targets me and activates armor reppers, dunno why, maybe he was just tryin to freak me out into doing something stupid, so i did. I agroed the station with my drones, and it blew both our asses to smithereens, it was glorious. The loss of a Hulk was well worth witnessing his emo rage over the loss of his Legion.
Just curious as to why the station would attack this pirate, dosent sound like he actualy did any thing to illicit any kind of agresion response from the station or concord, wouldnt the hulk be the only thing toasted in this situation?
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation Hounds of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.01.11 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jak Savage
Originally by: Cys Root Had a pirate trying to mess with me in a Legion, can flippin and baitin...i was in my Hulk and he would bump me out of warp while undocking every run. On one such run, he targets me and activates armor reppers, dunno why, maybe he was just tryin to freak me out into doing something stupid, so i did. I agroed the station with my drones, and it blew both our asses to smithereens, it was glorious. The loss of a Hulk was well worth witnessing his emo rage over the loss of his Legion.
Just curious as to why the station would attack this pirate, dosent sound like he actualy did any thing to illicit any kind of agresion response from the station or concord, wouldnt the hulk be the only thing toasted in this situation?
guy in legion decided for some reason to remote-rep hulk.
hulk guy attacks station.
hulk guy gets GC flagged.
legion guy who was repping hulk guy gets flagged for assisting a criminal.
CONCORDOKKEN'D! happens! ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Griznatch
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.11 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Jak Savage
Originally by: Cys Root Had a pirate trying to mess with me in a Legion, can flippin and baitin...i was in my Hulk and he would bump me out of warp while undocking every run. On one such run, he targets me and activates armor reppers, dunno why, maybe he was just tryin to freak me out into doing something stupid, so i did. I agroed the station with my drones, and it blew both our asses to smithereens, it was glorious. The loss of a Hulk was well worth witnessing his emo rage over the loss of his Legion.
Just curious as to why the station would attack this pirate, dosent sound like he actualy did any thing to illicit any kind of agresion response from the station or concord, wouldnt the hulk be the only thing toasted in this situation?
repping someone with a GCC gets you a GCC whats a signature? |
Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Hounds of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.01.11 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Whitehound on 11/01/2011 19:25:40 What an odd story ... ... anyway, I sometimes increase my prices by 0.01 ISK. --
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Fallan Fraud
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Posted - 2011.01.11 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Schwa88 This thread is now about Joe Phoenicks.
Hey Shwa remember when you logged on to teamspeak, weren't even in game. Just as we were taking down a red criminal freighter outside of jita 4-4 with the held if concord... started SCREAMING over TS to disengage and to follow him, because that's why you do with undocking frieghters? And he got away in 6% hull because the noob tacjkers took points off?
I would say that was the meanest b ut you weren't doing it to be mean you were just being a stupid ***got
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Jimmy DeaL
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Posted - 2011.01.12 00:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jimmy DeaL on 12/01/2011 00:50:12 Edited by: Jimmy DeaL on 12/01/2011 00:48:52 I join PVE mission runner corps then find out Who has the most expensive clone in the lot ... then while they aren't expecting it i catch them in a hulk or while transporting pop their ship and ransom their clone. The ransom is based on the price of their implants.
Of course this isn't the clone i use and she will be recycled shortly.
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.01.12 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Edited by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank on 10/01/2011 19:03:45 I made a girl cry because I'm a pathetic mysogynist.
Apparently I stalked this girl (how I knew it was a girl I don't know) and found out all about her real life problems then griefed her by placing a thrasher on the market for 750m isk which of course was a masterplan as she bought it, then lolled at her (and apparently victimised her regarding real life issues she had) in a convo afterwards. I did however soften the blow by providing a second Thrasher free... effectively making them 375m isk dessies.
Of course this was her plex money for that month so she couldn't play for a month apparently.
At this point I left them alone but she hadn't finished raging about it. Then she used one of her friends to spread some lies about me and destroy my upstanding reputation. Of course I took a hard line to this behaviour and proceeded to smack the friend for being both a high sec remote rep and station docking games blobtard and also a terrible fibber. I smacked this person as often as I saw them, then one time they apologised and logged most likely in tears and then I realised it was the person I had scammed.
At this point I lost all sympathy for them
There's a wardec coming in the future when I can be bothered but they play the most pathetic wimpy corp hopping and remote rep high sec bullcrap that I'm not in a hurry.
Har har har at the internet white knighting in the link, what a tard :P
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Lillith Starfire
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Posted - 2011.01.12 06:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lillith Starfire on 12/01/2011 06:42:03
Originally by: Whitehound Edited by: Whitehound on 11/01/2011 19:25:40 What an odd story ... ... anyway, I sometimes increase my prices by 0.01 ISK.
This makes many people cry
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Miles Parabellum
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Posted - 2011.01.12 08:38:00 -
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According to cracked.com, nerds don't dream of being free of their oppressors - They dream of being the oppressors.
Anyway, the worst I've done is to steal from people and then shoot them when they took their stuff back.
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SabotNoob
SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2011.01.12 16:07:00 -
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Never have done anything mean on purpose... but I did accidentally ninja someone's L4 mission objective without knowing what it was (was new back then).
I was experimenting with ninja salvaging in my shiny new Purifier and cloak-warped to this guy in his L4. He was in a Raven I think, and was 50KM+ away from the container containing his objective.
I see him warp out, and thinking that he was done, proceed to take the loot and salvage. What he was actually doing was coming back in a faster ship to cross that 50KM. I was long gone by the time he got back.
He started raging in local about how long it took him to complete that mission and offered to pay ransoms and all for the item. I was trying to help him by looking at contracts to see if that objective was available for sale anywhere (unaware of the fact that it may or may not be accepted by the agent, and that it was my ass that ninja'ed him) and questioning other locals to see if they jacked the item.
I noticed it a few days later when I went to sell all my stuff. Didn't really see the point in letting him know then.
The weirdest thing was that I was never marked red to him for some strange reason. ____________________
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. |
Schwa88
The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.01.12 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: Schwa88 on 12/01/2011 16:24:38 Edited by: Schwa88 on 12/01/2011 16:21:07
Originally by: Fallan Fraud
Originally by: Schwa88 This thread is now about Joe Phoenicks.
Hey Shwa remember when you logged on to teamspeak, weren't even in game. Just as we were taking down a red criminal freighter outside of jita 4-4 with the held if concord... started SCREAMING over TS to disengage and to follow him, because that's why you do with undocking frieghters? And he got away in 6% hull because the noob tacjkers took points off?
I would say that was the meanest b ut you weren't doing it to be mean you were just being a stupid ***got
Lol you're thinking of cauld, I was undocked before I was even on comms bro. kthxgtfo
Post with you main.
- True story.
I also have a blog! |
The Tzar
Quam Singulari Session Changes
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Posted - 2011.01.13 13:02:00 -
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Edited by: The Tzar on 13/01/2011 13:03:18
Originally by: Stuart Price
2. Convinced a freighter pilot we would escort him out of lowsec if he joined our fleet and warped to us. He did. We killed him.
3. Spent over an hour bumping a freighter off a gate. With an interceptor. Until the rest of my corp arrived and shot him. They weren't even online when I started, I was just doing it because I could.
4. Caught a guy in a Ferox and his ransom conditions were to construct a banjo out of paper, post a picture of it on the forums along with a song about how awesome we were then join out teamspeak and sing it to us. He did. It was AWESOME. We let him go.
Good memory mate! I remember the freighter guy. If it was the same occassion it was a char who was hauling the brand new ship class 'Marauder'. Nobody really knew what it was or had seen one before. It popped out in shiny plastic wrapping and everyone went home with a full belly.
Or you remember the carrier gank with Havoc where the pilot sat there for nearly an hour getting nailed by a T1 cruiser gang. Good times
I also remember numerous password stealing antics and going home with shiny deadspace fitted motherships...
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.01.14 13:29:00 -
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Made a mining myrm run to the station and refit for guns, come back and seek his drones on my canflipping incursus, only to realize he had forgotten the ammo.. 8 drones and 15 minutes later he was not a happy panda.
Also spent 2 hours trying to persuade a WoW-player-new-to-EvE to get his mission item out of my can. Eventually he did..
All in all small potatoes but makes it worth logging back in :)
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Baron Agamemnon
Caldari The Einherji Supernova Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.14 13:50:00 -
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Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 14/01/2011 13:50:58 Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 14/01/2011 13:50:42 It was not evil (blowing up some random dude in low sec), but I got a message stating that I had to be a black guy, because only black guys did such things. He actaully used the n word several times as well in a derogotory fashion. I think he was angry, and also a raceist.
I also got a mail about "**** YOU AND YOUR ***** FAMILY. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN." kind of thing. --- "And thus, another of the world's dreamers died, taking his dreams with him. Just as John Lennon wanted world peace, Gerald Bull simply wanted a gun big enough to fire **** into space." |
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kiki mo
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2011.01.14 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: SabotNoob The weirdest thing was that I was never marked red to him for some strange reason.
If it was a Worlds Collide mission, the damaged Heron is white...meaning you can take from it and it's not considered stealing
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Salliene
Gallente Happy Unicorn Initiative
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Posted - 2011.01.14 18:57:00 -
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Dumped 12 garbage bags full of popcorn on some old peoples lawn.
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Felicia Pelana
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Posted - 2011.01.23 02:56:00 -
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Scammed a guy 3 times with different scams in 1 week: 1) First selling him a non existing pos 2) Steal his faction battleship 3) Have him hire me to kill myself as mercenary for revenge .. and 4) Selling him my "dropped mods" back for extreme overprice
Then open convo and tell him everything and record his tears.
.. While frapsing everything, and making a cute video about it.
Can I haz 11 mins of ur time? - Fool Me Once
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Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
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Posted - 2011.01.23 07:38:00 -
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loftied several people. made many quit the game. Took everything they ever worked for in the space of an hour. This game has turned to pussies online lately though. |
Wolodymyr
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Posted - 2011.01.23 08:56:00 -
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We bought a zillion Catalysts one day and suicide ganked hulks that were mining in this 0.8 system right next door to our lowsec home all evening long. While warping to our belt scout we'd all type into local "Leave the poor asteroids alone!" and "Stop killing asteroids!" then blow up a hulk. Then we'd be back 15 minutes later after GCC, shout into local again and blow up another hulk. After about the third hulk or so most people got the hint and docked up, but there were plenty of macro miners or afk people out so we kept going.
Actually I have seen a lot of assembly hall threads on how to deal with macro mining. This was surprisingly effective. While we wait for CCP to fix their code we can all do our part as well to make eve a better place. There is good salvage in it too.
Originally by: Stuart Price
4. Caught a guy in a Ferox and his ransom conditions were to construct a banjo out of paper, post a picture of it on the forums along with a song about how awesome we were then join out teamspeak and sing it to us. He did. It was AWESOME. We let him go.
We did nearly the same thing to someone. There was this week old player who wandered into our lowsec system and was belt ratting. We locked him down then took turns getting into silly ships (haulers, mining barges, rookie ships) and shooting at him to try and get the craziest killmail ever. then after popping his ship we locked down his pod and on chat made him download Mumble (better than TeamSpeak by the way) and made him sing to us. Then we invited him to corp and everyone in our roam gave him 10 mil or so. |
Temporary Measures
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Posted - 2011.01.23 14:12:00 -
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When I first started playing EVE I joined a corp and within three days I had become a director. I had no reason to be mean and actually tried my hardest to fix the corp and make it more secure. I grew the corp membership by 100% and helped organise things. After a while the corp was looted which really ****ed me off so I made everything more secure again but oddly enough everything was put back where it was to begin with.
Fast forward a week or two and I decide to go and make my own corporation and take the good players with me. The CEO of the old corp didn't like that I was siphoning off the talent within the corp so starts smacking me hard in any channel he can find me in. Blames me for stealing things which I never did as I wouldn't even have been able to steal the orcas etc as I couldn't fly them. My corp gets hassles by a merc corp but we make friends and I give them a mission. Within the corp we'd raised some money but I hadn't let anyone know my plan. I tell the merc guys the entire operation and setup of the old corp as they'd moved into a WH.
The merc corp infiltrate the corp and make the idiot CEO give them the POS guns access. Early the next morning the spy lets in all of the other corp and they blow the **** out of the POS and destroy everything. A few people log on and get podded, all of the ships they've made are stolen or destroyed and the capitals they were making to defend the WH are blown to bits.
I get a lovely delivery of all of their BPO's as well as a few nice corpses. The kicker was I convo'd people in corp who'd lost ships including the CEO and offer to build them new ships. They pay just under market price whilst I use their BPO's to make them.
Revenge is a dish best served planned.
tl;dr arrogant CEO who cannot run a corp gets it dismantled by a noob CEO who steals most of his corpmates. Then buys ships from my corporation while I use his own BPO's and mats to make them.
It was AWESOME fun to get the chatlogs given to me after with him emo-raging. The tears washed down my gin nicely |
Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.23 15:10:00 -
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I started hulkageddon :x
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Biff McFly
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Posted - 2011.01.23 16:41:00 -
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I robbed -A- for 4b. |
Von Sauerdieter
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Posted - 2011.01.24 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson I started hulkageddon :x
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Salliene Dumped 12 garbage bags full of popcorn on some old peoples lawn.
That's only mean if they don't like popcorn. Or their dogs.
NOM NOM NOM don't have to buy cat food this week! Free dinner! - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
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