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Otocinclus
Minmatar
The Dark Horses.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 06:45:00 -
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Edited by: Otocinclus on 16/01/2011 06:46:20
Around 0600 hours eve time on the date of this post, an incredibly miraculous event happened that showcased the stupendous amounts of incompetence that one player can exhibit. The renowned pvper and market extraordinaare "Bryan Havoc" foolishly attempted to engage my Navitas-class war vessel. An epic battle of wits, coordination, skill, and knowledge ensued.
After an arduous fight, the Navitas remained, standing victoriously over the burned and broken wreckage of it's once glorious foe.
I contacted Bryan Havoc after the engagement, to see if he had anything to say that would explain his apparent ignorance as to the power of the widely underestimated Navitas-class war vessel.
He had only this to say:
[06:27:15] Bryan Havoc > I'd **** my cousin if she were a readout, is that relative enough?
At this point in time, you may be wondering if such an act is indeed possible; can one pilot truly be skilled enough to defeat a mighty Bhaalgorn Battleship-class vessel in open combat with a mere Navitas frigate? As evidence to support these claims, which some might find wild and unbelievable, I have attached photographic evidence recorded by none other than my own camera drones as the final shot was taken into the mighty battleship's hull.
Bask in the glory of this momentous achievement, as one like it may never be seen again.
Without further ado, I present to you the photographic evidence itself:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/2aju91c.jpg
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Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.16 06:53:00 -
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Oh my god I friggin' LOVE waffles
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Tertiacero
Caldari
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.16 06:54:00 -
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hes lying he didnt solo it i killed most of it like 80% armor and structure and **** from my glorious battle bantam and i demand 1m payment u owe me 
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Djinn Xh'rnae
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Posted - 2011.01.16 14:22:00 -
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what is this i don't even
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Simplification is not inherently evil. Sometimes things really are needlessly obtuse or vestigial. - Black Dranzer |
Bryan Havoc
The Safe House
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:31:00 -
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Otocinclus does not have any honour.
This was supposed to be a 1v1 and I was doing fine until Tert's bantam rolled up on me. I went down like a sack of puppies in a Brisbane flood.
I am so mad over this loss that I may never play again.
Therefore I am giving away all of my stuff.
If you would like a piece of my nearly inexhaustible assets, please send me 20 mil and I will send you at least 200 mil of my personal assets in return.
Look like I'm gb2WoW
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Retcha Whellae
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Posted - 2011.01.16 18:53:00 -
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Pics or it didn't happ-... Wait a minute... I see what you did there 
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Lord TYMAN
Cosmic Fusion
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Posted - 2011.01.16 18:55:00 -
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posting in a "Minigin in local" thread
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.16 19:22:00 -
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 Originally by: Djinn Xh'rnae
what is this i don't even
I DONT KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE SURE EITHER BUT I LIKE IT
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Captain Die
Suicide by Cop
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Posted - 2011.01.16 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: Captain Die on 16/01/2011 19:23:12
Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Originally by: Djinn Xh'rnae
what is this i don't even
I DONT KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE SURE EITHER BUT I LIKE IT
FYP
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HomigoshZur
Rainbows 'n Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.01.16 21:20:00 -
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It has been confirmed that Otocinclus is a pilot without honor, as he didn't wait for me to switch out of my hulk before shooting me during a war. The Unicorn community is not pleased with you, sir.
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Jack Norris
Caldari
T2 Technologies Unlimited
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 21:27:00 -
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WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN
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HomigoshZur
Rainbows 'n Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.01.16 21:31:00 -
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Fixed
http://i51.tinypic.com/33db15k.jpg
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.01.16 22:06:00 -
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I would like the 5 minutes of my life back please. I could have had sex twice.
Just show ccp where we touched you on the doll and every thing will be ok. |
Isaac Apylon
As Far As The eYe can see
Chained Reactions
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Posted - 2011.01.16 23:12:00 -
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I... what...
I don't even care about the time I lost reading this. I want my brain cells back.
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/ |
Aurillea Jade
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Posted - 2011.01.16 23:41:00 -
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Who let the OP out of the "special persons" ward?
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Andrea Skye
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.17 00:17:00 -
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Why is the armor/shield/struc bars MS painted out.
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Petrov Kreigt
Caldari
Project Nemesis
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.17 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Skye
Why is the armor/shield/struc bars MS painted out.
Words from Eves special community
They were removed because they were blasphemous to the glory that is Oto
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.17 00:54:00 -
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I had a Bhaalgorn once
Also Mr. Havoc only aquired that bhaalgorn slinging hookers and blow to travelers on the long road through uedama
Therefore well played Bantam pilot
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.17 02:13:00 -
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Originally by: Proteus Maximus
I would like the 5 minutes of my life back please. I could have had sex twice.
I LOL'D
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BossDrum
Project Nemesis
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.17 02:42:00 -
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confirming that havoc is terrible at pvp,is mad, and CHELSEA!!!
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scram THEN web you tool
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HomigoshZur
Rainbows 'n Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.01.17 03:29:00 -
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HOLD MY HAND! (the strong one)
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Otocinclus
Minmatar
The Dark Horses.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 03:30:00 -
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Originally by: Proteus Maximus
I would like the 5 minutes of my life back please. I could have had sex twice.
Unlikely. Just sayin.
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Trader Hansen
Failure Assured
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Posted - 2011.01.17 06:48:00 -
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Mmmbop.
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Lady Lazy
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.17 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Proteus Maximus
I would like the 5 minutes of my life back please. I could have had sex twice.
I LOL'D
Would hold those pigtails and ride like there was no tomorrow - yee haa
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 12:26:00 -
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Damn you, now I feel like buying a Bhaalgorn again. Got a local Navitas that is ****ing me off.
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I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Hakkar'al Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.17 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Proteus Maximus
I would like the 5 minutes of my life back please. I could have had sex twice.
Sex twice in 5 minutes? ...
Technically speaking you suck ...
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:19:00 -
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Yeah I guess twice in 5 does suck. I should be aiming higher like 4 in 5. You guys with more than 2 kids & wives who work opposing shifts know exactly what I'm talkin bout. Not always time for an extravganza. You grab when, where and how ever you can. 
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Hakkar'al Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:31:00 -
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As long as it's not who ever you can 
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.01.17 23:58:00 -
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ed....hard.
Just show ccp where we touched you on the doll and every thing will be ok. |
Joe McAlt
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Posted - 2011.01.18 00:55:00 -
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The last shot delivered destroyed his ship even though he only had about 10% shield damage? Hmm nice alpha.
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