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FunzzeR Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2011.01.20 03:58:00 - [1] AFTER THREE MONTHS OF HIBERNATION TO RECOVER FROM MANY MONTHS OF LIBERATING MINERS FROM THE OPPRESSION OF VELDSPAR AND THE TYRANNY OF THE INDUSTRIAL BOURGEOIS, THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS FINALLY REAWAKENED IN NEW EDEN HUNGERING TO LIBERATE MORE MINERS FROM THE UNSPEAKABLE EVIL THAT IS SCORDITE. THE SCOTTISH FOLD WAS DISPLEASED TO DISCOVER A SINISTER PLOT BY THE SCOTTISH FOLD'S LONG TIME NEMESIS--THE DOG; A CUNNING FOE WHO HAD REPAINTED ALL THE RETRIEVERS OF NEW EDEN AN UNHOLY GOLD AND THUS SUBLIMINALLY IMPLANTING THE BLASPHEMOUS GOSPEL OF THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER. FEAR NOT! THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MENACE OF THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND WILL TIRELESSLY WORK TO LIBERATE MORE MINERS THAN EVER BEFORE! HALLOWED ARE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!! VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!! -Commissar FunzzeR PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!! THEIR WILL SHALL BE DONE!!
Asobi Mashou	Posted - 2011.01.20 04:11:00 - [2] obvious troll is obvious also CAPSLOCK abuse also first
Dave Hourai Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2011.01.20 04:17:00 - [3] Praise the SCOTTISH FOLD! No Beginning, No End
Weesa Wanderstar Minmatar	Posted - 2011.01.20 05:03:00 - [4] Well...you know...can't you just like...repaint it? Why do you have to go and blow it up?
Triple Entendre	Posted - 2011.01.20 05:18:00 - [5] Originally by: Weesa Wanderstar Well...you know...can't you just like...repaint it? Why do you have to go and blow it up? They're tainted. Now not only by the dust of massacred asteroids, but by an all-permeating darkness. Ironic, considering... Fight the good fight, my friends.
Headerman Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2011.01.20 05:49:00 - [6]
The Crushah Gallente The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.20 06:01:00 - [7] Funzz, you look like the guy that sold me my tires last week. Welcome back bro.
CAPSLOCKBROKEN CEO	Posted - 2011.01.20 06:42:00 - [8] Originally by: Asobi Mashou also CAPSLOCK abuse U MAD BRAH?
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2011.01.20 07:45:00 - [9] GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AAAHHH I JUST GOT IT Man, someone at CCP has a twisted sense of humor.
Grot Bags	Posted - 2011.01.20 09:31:00 - [10] Edited by: Grot Bags on 20/01/2011 09:31:36 Originally by: FunzzeR Edited by: FunzzeR on 20/01/2011 04:42:53 After three months of hibernation to recover from many months of liberating miners from the oppression of Veldspar and the tyranny of the industrial bourgeois, the Scottish Fold has finally reawakened in New Eden hungering to liberate more miners from the unspeakable evil that is Scordite. The Scottish Fold was displeased to discover a sinister plot by The Scottish Folds's long time nemesis--The Dog; a cunning foe who has repainted all the Retrievers of New Eden an unholy gold and thus sublimitally implanting the blasphemous gospel of the Golden Retriever. None off you are Scottish I take it - just William Wallace want-to-bees. FEAR NOT! THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MENACE OF THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND WILL TIRELESSLY WORK TO LIBERATE MORE MINERS THAN EVER BEFORE! HALLOWED ARE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!! VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!! -Commissar FunzzeR

shot4shot	Posted - 2011.01.21 01:08:00 - [11] lol lets DO THIS!
Joe Intaki	Posted - 2011.01.21 03:09:00 - [12] ALL HAIL THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!! Good to see ya back mate.
Yuki Kulotsuki	Posted - 2011.01.21 06:36:00 - [13] Those sons of ***es. Originally by:** CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
Khan Singh Noonien	Posted - 2011.01.21 06:49:00 - [14] Quote: VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!! I approve this. We are one big happy fleet.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.21 11:00:00 - [15] labrador > golden It's the Khanid of the retrievers - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Anyura	Posted - 2011.01.21 23:49:00 - [16] Originally by: Misanth labrador > golden It's the Khanid of the retrievers Let the record show that your new avatar looks like the bastard lovechild of Emperor Palpatine and a Nazgul.
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2011.01.21 23:56:00 - [17] corgis --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Gavjack Bunk Gallente Dark Nexxus S I L E N T.	Posted - 2011.01.22 14:20:00 - [18] Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 22/01/2011 14:21:03 Scottish Fold? War? WTS 3 foot high wall. Guaranteed to keep Scottish Fold out for 600 years. EDIT: Standing Roman Army occupying your lands may be also required.
Mina Banestar	Posted - 2011.01.22 18:38:00 - [19] I am interested in your idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. also Scottish Fold is best Fold
De'Veldrin Minmatar Green-Core The Obsidian Legion	Posted - 2011.01.22 19:15:00 - [20] Originally by: Nathan Jameson GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AAAHHH I JUST GOT IT Man, someone at CCP has a twisted sense of humor. LOL. So did I. I am so lame. --Vel I'm more of a care-badger.

Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.22 21:45:00 - [21] Originally by: Anyura Originally by: Misanth labrador > golden It's the Khanid of the retrievers Let the record show that your new avatar looks like the bastard lovechild of Emperor Palpatine and a Nazgul. I'm a test tube baby - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Gavjack Bunk Gallente Dark Nexxus S I L E N T.	Posted - 2011.01.22 22:55:00 - [22] Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 22/01/2011 22:55:40 Originally by: Mina Banestar I am interested in your idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. also Scottish Fold is best Fold Apparently wearing dresses was key to it. There were nettles around the base of the wall and they didn't want to get stung. Also they didn't want to display their tiny ginger pubed peckers. In the next newsletter we discuss how the wall kept most of the cancer north of the border. EDIT: You'll be surprised to hear it was nothing to do with inbreeding.
Mitsune Konno	Posted - 2011.01.27 12:51:00 - [23] Patch Notes: Incursion Graphics The Retriever ship has been updated so that it no longer appears to be gold in color. CONCORD is greatly relieved, knowing that there will be a reduction in bad dog jokes.
Kitty McKitty Gallente	Posted - 2011.01.27 13:09:00 - [24] Originally by: Mitsune Konno Patch Notes: Incursion Graphics The Retriever ship has been updated so that it no longer appears to be gold in color. CONCORD is greatly relieved, knowing that there will be a reduction in bad dog jokes. VICOLY! Dogs r stupid anyway. Praise the fold!
Joe Intaki	Posted - 2011.01.27 13:19:00 - [25] THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS PROVAILED!!!! Eagerly awaiting Commissar FunzzeR's victory speech.
Lyrrashae Minmatar Crushed Ambitions	Posted - 2011.02.05 05:21:00 - [26] I are kyute kitten...
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2011.02.06 09:41:00 - [27] Originally by: Lyrrashae I are kyute kitten... Bad necro, baaaad.. no dinner for you. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Vale Tuz Abnulaymus Caldari	Posted - 2011.02.10 18:10:00 - [28] What Scottish Fold?
Zelda Wei	Posted - 2011.02.10 19:55:00 - [29] Scottish Fold are just a bunch of pussies.
Internet White Knight	Posted - 2011.02.10 21:45:00 - [30] These are Scottish Folds.



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