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Alithieniel Cascade	Posted - 2005.01.27 00:55:00 - [31] Here is one for ya. I jump to a system(0.4) in my BlackBird and there is a guy at another side of the gate in a Carcal. Im -7.0 something. So i decide to uncloack and wait to see if hes brave enuff to attack. Ten seconds later i see: Player XXXX Starting to Warp Scramble StarGate XXXX. Sentires of course did their job, and i got some named launchers for standing still
TheDarkLegacy	Posted - 2005.01.27 07:47:00 - [32] Funniest PVP I've ever had was in an indy vs an indy. I was mining Jaspet in 0.4 with my cruiser, then came back with my hauler to get my stuff. I already saw there was another guy in the area, and he too had a hauler. Unfortunately, he was heading towards my can. I quickly grabbed my stuff out of the can, and he began targetting me (and I began targetting back). After we both locked on (after about a minute) we just sat there shooting at each other with weak weapons (I had a medium beam laser I :)).. Eventually after 50 minutes, I blew his hauler up. It was the funniest PVP I've ever had.
Bobbeh	Posted - 2005.01.27 07:56:00 - [33] I had a funny 1v1 "pirate style" a little while back. This is actually after exodus and i was shocked to see a ship in 0.4 that wasnt at a complex. Apocalypse at a belt. Warp in with my typhoon, started firing. His shields were down in a couple of volleys. Tried to open a convo to ransom and got a little lag. His pod appears out of his ship and im thinking, "this is laggier than normal" assuming his ship had blown up. He had ejected and warped off in his pod. Felt kind of sorry for him and taught him a few things after, gave him 20mil to get some new stuff. I still had 90 mill worth to myself. That was kind of funny. Just added to the pile of ejected ships. Mimiru > It'd be a tie, the monkies nerfed pooflinger wouldnt have enough tracking to hit the parrot orbiting him, but the parrot's beak is so small it couldnt break the monkey's fur tanking.
Loka	Posted - 2005.01.27 10:05:00 - [34] I moved stuff from Agile to HLW in my Thorax. Had cargo expanders in low slots and one armor repairer :P On the way down, my cargo full of good stuff i wanted to transport, i saw a Rifter. Thought, hmm this easy target i will kill on the fly and continue moving afterwards. To my suprise he didnt run. Fight started and i thought "damn this Rifter" is tough. I was in half armor, when i thought "hmm it should be better to lunch my drones to assist me :D". I imidiatly lunched 8 Ogre/Wasp mix and they imdidiatly ran away , "** *** drones, where you ran i need help here" ... i managed to kill the Rifter, with 50% hull left, when i recognized that this guy was reinforced by a Kestrel and a Caracal, who already started to attack me. My drones didnt run away but engaged automaticly the Kestrel, which was dead in seconds. With 50% hull left and a Caracal in 60km distance, think he was scared , i didnt have much time till their 20 heavy missiles already in the air would kill me. I engaged my MWD and my 100mn AB. The missiles were i think 1km away, before i reached the neccessary speed to outrun the missiles :) With 50% hull left not many missiles would have been needed to finish me. Afterwards i inspected my killmails from the kestrel and the Rifter, which turned out to be a Wolf. Nowadays, i look first at the info, before i engage in combat _____________________________________ Dead or Alive**
mk ultra	Posted - 2005.01.27 11:33:00 - [35] Funniest 1 vs 1 was back when i was CA. We were chasing some guys in the bvip corridor . We tried to give them a fair fight but they kept running. So i started a lill bit of gentle smacktalk just to trigger some aggressivity and one of them challenged me to a 1 vs 1 . He was in a scopion and i was in an armageddon fitted with eccm . So i ask a guy in my gang to check his combat log and tell me how many multicpec this guy has . He had 5 weeeeeee I had just enough to counter his jamming . Anyway he gangs me and i warp to him . Blew up his ship in about 12 seconds . Funny thing is , I look at the killmail and see he has T2 Ladar backup arrays fitted ... So i ask him why he had that on his scorpion and he answers with this : I fight a lot of scorpions ... ------------------------ <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Trooper B99	Posted - 2005.01.27 12:07:00 - [36] I think my funniest has to be one of the (many) i lost. I will note that this was in the days of the cruise missile kessies. I also won't say who it was that got me. I was flying about up near JLO/e02 area inside curse in my kestrel when an ATUK BS passes me, but then in jumps a crow. The crow engaged me and I him. I was of course quite royaly killed and left in my pod. Rather than bother with instajumping back to HQ to get a new friggy, i waited for him to pod me. He came in from range, scrambled me and seconds later, i'm dead. Then i noticed my 3 cruise missiles coming in on his now stationary crow . . . . pop We both had quite a good laugh about the whole senario. Wirykomi Team Racer - COLOSSUS Championships Year 106
Sluggers	Posted - 2005.01.27 12:52:00 - [37] Ok, _funniest_ not the best. I'd have to say that it was when a Mammoth engaged me at a 0.2 Gate (no, im not outlaw). Unfortunatly he didn't have any weapons fitted and tried to target jamm me to death. Obviously he didn't last more then a second or two within the sentrygun range. I have absolutly no clue about what that guy were up to, and i probably never will, but hell i laughed :D
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.01.27 17:23:00 - [38] Originally by: Fal Aren Originally by: MrMorph good setup on my apoc, Originally by: MrMorph I opened up with 1400mm and torps eh? ?? Good tanking more like :) Not the weapons setup :) ---------------------------------------------- Trishys cookies they are !
RollinDutchMasters	Posted - 2005.01.27 17:46:00 - [39] Killed a destroyer with a mammoth, that was fun. Originally by: Sochin CCP has provided you with the tools you need to avoid crime. You're just too lazy/stupid to use them.
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.01.27 20:21:00 - [40] jexter attacking me in a crow when i was in my moa quite a while ago .. think this was my 2nd or 3rd cruiser and i was still a noob in my noobishness i had fitted a cruiser size neutraliser : not knowing what they did BANG boom goes jexter. i then proceeded to call him a noob in local until my ceo told me who he was ... and of course i forgot the loot LOL looking back on its its pretty funny .. and yeh i lost the moa the week later fighting a thorax that had nos .. i used the neutraliser not knowing it took away my cap too i miss my noob days lol ------------------ Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine
Dark Eagle	Posted - 2005.01.28 02:23:00 - [41] The funniest incident i had recently was where i was doing my usual rounds in low sec, looking for juicy NPCers and miners to ransom. I was warping through the belts at 60km, figuring that is the range your average NPCing BS would warp at, and i come out of warp right up the backside of a geddon. Upon further inspection after quickly scrambling him i notice he is hopelessly stuck on a veld roid the size of texas trying to escape So i go through the usual ruitine of convoing and demanding 20mil ransom for his tier 1 BS, and he says he doesnt have enough to pay, so having taken him down well into struct, i consider my options. I decided offer to pay him 20mil to eject from his geddon So he ejects and warps off, i say i will pay up once ive got the BS securely in my posession. Then the "DOH!!!!" moment hit as i realised... i cudnt fly the damn thing. So i sit there guarding this geddon, which was on fire, in a belt in a crowded low-sec system. I asked around for anybody i knew who could fly a geddon, and i was just about to give up when somebody came through, and after sitting guarding this geddon for about 20minutes in my mega, adrenaline pounding, just waiting to get ambushed, the guy showed up and we got it safely away How i managed to convince somebody to eject from a geddon for 20mil is beyond me, as he wud have been far better off just saying "no, kill me". Piracy shall never die. Do not use the 'm-word' in my presence, or i may be forced to reprogram your harvestors to releive you of your limbs. Yarrr >=)
Lodarus	Posted - 2005.01.28 02:50:00 - [42] I can not remember who it was but it was in 0.0 down by hlw maybe in d87. I was in a Tempest and the opposing person was in a raven. I undocked he was 50 off the station so I started movig around to the corner of the station so his missles would never hit me and I was just pummeling him with 1400's was very amusing for me as he never got a shot on me and actually stayed and died.
Shintoko Akahoshi	Posted - 2005.01.28 02:52:00 - [43] It was probably today. I passed through an NSN camp in a frigate, warped away, and made it up to my home office. After I docked I noticed Simon Greed from NSN in local. Simon and I have a nice history of 1v1 fights, so I asked if he was there for me. He was! I remembered seeing him in a Wolf earlier, so I figured he probably was still in it. Hopping into my Enyo I undock and go looking for him. Turns out he's in a Stiletto. "Kinda unfair", I think, but we go at it anyways. Surprise! He's got ecm, so I'm soon scrambled and jammed, and he's pecking away at me with the Stilettos little guns. Then he turns on a nosferatu, which gives him enough cap to keep me jammed and scrambled. My Enyo is set up for armor tanking, with a nice cap recharge, so I'm able to keep up with the cap loss and damage. We sit there for several minutes like this, chatting amicably over local, neither able to gain any kind of advantage at all. Eventually a corp mate of his shows up and Simon elects to let me go rather than bring in his corp mate (which just goes to show that Simon's an honorable fellow). Just the fact that we were sitting there for quite a while, just looking at each other with all his weapons running and my armor tank tanking and nothing happened *****s me up, though. There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense
Gaius Kador	Posted - 2005.01.28 03:05:00 - [44] Funniest 1v1 I can remember was in Teonosude, that awfully long warp system. I jump in and notice an enemy 'rifter' by the gate. So I light him up and let loose, he warps to another gate. I actually thought he'd gotten away then, with the warp being 150 AU and all, so when his 'rifter' appeared alongside me when I came out of warp something should really have rung a bell. I start a lazy orbit, webbing the 'rifter' and activate my 4 modulated med pulses with multis. Bastard was tough, and he hit back too, I just couldnt understand how a damn 'rifter' could pwn my ass this bad. I kept unloading all I had, running the repper, refusing to bug out of the fight. No 'rifter' would make me run in my Crusader. I was barely into his armor when I was dead myself. So I went boom, and my world was about to collapse around me. I'd been beaten fair and square by a 'rifter' That is, until I got the kill mail, and a corp mate told me in gang: Thats a Jaguar ----------------------------------------------
jamesw	Posted - 2005.01.28 04:04:00 - [45] Being asked for a 1v1 by a Celestis pilot, while I was flying a Scorpion (and he knew it). -- jamesw Rubra Libertas Militia Originally by: RollinDutchMasters I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
Neon Genesis	Posted - 2005.01.28 09:12:00 - [46] one of the funniest and prolly best fight ive had was in jqa a long long time ago,, I was autoplioting away in my luvly pre cap relay nerf raven out of the syndicate pipeline, when a megathron jumps in, i have no disruptor but even so i begin to pound away with cruise missiles. The guy isnt doing much dmg and is goin down. Then 2 bb's and a typhoon warp in, ****. The megathron is in structure, I get target jammed and he warps. So i load up the fof's and start pounding away again, tank still holding agaisnt the 3 ships, and a bb goes down to my fof's speeding to their targets Me still tanking the surviving bb gets away and the typhoon runz as well, leaving me taunting them in local __ There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
Superskinny1	Posted - 2005.01.28 17:33:00 - [47] My first planned 1on1 was in p3en-e . there was a moa there who was part of a neutral corperation. i was in a thorax and looking for a bit of combat so i convoed him and asked if he would like a 1on1 and he agreed so we met at the belt. We locked each other and began to shoot. i had taken out my 8 ogres and had them after him and he target jammed me and scarmbled me so i thought i was dead in water. When my struct came down to 30% he blew up. Good thing for the drones...............
Verone	Posted - 2005.01.29 15:12:00 - [48] i'd have to say mine was when i first joined snigg, against siobhan of PIE. was leaving kheram in my geddon, after just buying it, approaching the gate, standard gankageddon setup, when i see gate activity, then appears her apoc. we're at war so we both lock and start giving eacother the good news. her shields fall in a few seconds and she's deep into armor, i'm following fast as she's at good range for her T2 guns to WTFPWN my armor. on goes the repper and i'm thinking "yay i've got the crazy wench!" as she gets into structure. i follow her into structure quite closely thinking she'll be brown bread before i get anywhere near being dead, cos i'm pumping out a hell of a lot of damage... then all of a sudden the overview lights up red and a cloud of heavy drones heads my way. bugger. shortly follows "ship out of control" and a few seconds later i'm mid warp away from the battle scene. i've been left with a severe phobia of drones, and amarrian ladies with apocs funny thing is i was on my way to the next system to pick up a full hold of ogres... COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.01.29 17:19:00 - [49] Originally by: Leno Got challenged to a 1v1 in cruisers, warp to the planet and ofc there is 3 of them. I fought and killed 2 and the 3rd ran, they even had ew and still couldnt win. The fraps of it is under my sig. LOL That's -exactly- what I was gonna type up!! A bb challenged my rupture to a 1v1 and after I warped in a rupture and malediction from his corp warped in. I fof'd the bb while I was jammed and then when he went boom I webbed and scrambled + fof'd the malediction and when I started mwding towards the rupture and firing at him he warped -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
taylor04	Posted - 2005.01.29 20:09:00 - [50] my funniest 1v1 was actually like 20v1, I dont remember who it was against but it was by stain/xetic, insurance was running low on my scorp so I decided to suicide it, I warp to a stargate that had an enemy kestrel with about 15-20 enemies in local, pop him and warp to the planet, they warp in frigs and cruisers, 1 megathron, I popped about 4 blackbirds 8 interceptors and 4 frigs before finally going down
Ugluuk	Posted - 2005.01.31 01:21:00 - [51] Mine must be when we had a empire war against Rona corp.. I were in a Moa and fought a Thorax,Caracal and crow.. The fight started against Thorax,kestrel and Crow.. I blew up the kessie and the Thorax ran in structure.. Then i jumped trough the gate and waited for them.. After a few minutes they came back.. A caracal jumped in..I engaged and then a Thorax and crow came. The caracal went down first..The drones were hurting and i thought it was the end. Then the Thorax went down to structure and i were out of cap..My scrambler stopped and he ran.. Got confirmed that he had 10% structure left. The Crow were alone and sat outside my range and fired missiles so i left with 50% armor left. It was a really nice fight.. http://bydi.digilo.net/forum/
Silvertip	Posted - 2005.02.07 18:45:00 - [52]
Jarden	Posted - 2005.02.07 19:22:00 - [53] My funniest 1-1 was a ganginvite of a noob-pirat. I was docked at station and he invited my to a gang, i joined and he told me he is in the 4/10complex and needs help. I didn't trust him and warp to the gate in my domi. There is a Crow waiting at the gate and starts shooting at me the time i got out of warp. I counted the seconds down (30seclocktime) then i started my warpscrambler + 2 heavynos and released my drone and watched the Crow go boom.
SkyHawKer	Posted - 2005.02.07 22:09:00 - [54] hmmmm my funniest 1 on 1 should be when Plim from Celes Apoc attacked me at gate to Aurohunen in korama system. He was on a bb and i was dozing off + looking at owerwiew thinking bout what red star in corner of square meant (corp war or allience war ) So i go like damn I'm toast cause a bb vs my Vexor is like mouse vs cat. But i stood up and fought. so he activated sensor dampeners upon me so i was 70 secs targeting but anyway i launch my 13 hammerhead drones!! i love the +1 drone per gallente cruiser attribute :P and they start pounding him. he had launched some missiles on me + my shield was all out and armor tanking on full throttle. But when all was turning to my sides (my drones were to much for him) he warped out and i started laughing at him in local
CLONE 9	Posted - 2005.02.07 22:37:00 - [55] Originally by: MrMorph So whats the funniest 1vs1 you ever expirienced ? I turned up with some shrink wrap and a gravy spoon ... she had a corn cob and a rubber nun. We had to laugh but it was still pretty intense stuff ;)
Jungle Jim	Posted - 2005.02.08 01:45:00 - [56] Funniest 1v1... Was the Little badger story further down the forums... I have no idea what i was doing at 3:30am in the morning... The only thing was i found it so funny i couldn't sleep any more.. * Proud First Time Winner of the MLM Muppet Award *
alphawolf2929	Posted - 2005.02.08 03:23:00 - [57] Lol my first PvP was a 3 on 1, a vigil an incursus and a claw, we were in a system with 3 or 4 armoured assasins thinking there the **** camping .4, (in scorps i believe) so we load out our frigs with EW and and warp scramblers, i (in an incursus) orbited someone with mwd goin and me warp scrambling while the vigil and the claw jam, well the gate sentrys blew him up in absolutly no time, and then we started to work the second scorp, the claw and the vigil were jamming him but he was 120km from me so i couldnt warp scramble, he warped out and the other 2 scorps did to, 15 minutes later a big blob was coming to kill them and choked up when they found out 3 frigates broke up there camp :)
alphawolf2929	Posted - 2005.02.08 03:29:00 - [58] Lol my second pvp was vs mastakilla in a rifter, 2500 ms warp scrambled n ****, he blew me up but just as i blew up my missiles hit him :)
Makeh	Posted - 2005.02.08 03:43:00 - [59] Originally by: Maule hmm well.. 1on1. probely the nunniest 1on1 I¦ve ever had was vs the ceo of carebear exterminators in karan. scorp vs scorps and he logged off... had he just switched to fof¦s he would have gotten me. Key word there FOF, target jamming me in a arranged 1vs1 when we agreed to no ew, funniest = most dishounourable ------------------- QUOTES OF TEH MONTH Loadmaster > its players like you that makes me want to quit EVE Masta Killa > I'll insta to agil and get my intie and then come back and pod you
DEVILSENIGMA	Posted - 2005.02.08 04:50:00 - [60] My funny one was against a Scorpion and I was in my Megathron. This battle happened at the station. I took the Scorpion down to about 25% shields. When he jammed me. I didnt have any backups since I was in a pure tank. I thought well he's got me so I start approaching the station and he doesnt launch his torps for a while(maybe to regen cap) and then when I am right next to station he opens fire with his torps. His torps hit me and the torps splash damage hit the station. Needless to say the station opens up After he was blown up he started yelling exploit and god knows what else in locals saying he's gonna petition it. What he didnt realise is the nice little message on screen telling him he created aggresion against the station. This was quite a while ago and this megathron was my very first battleship. ~ [My Blog] \| [Roving Guns Kill List]

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