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Wolf Spyder
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Posted - 2011.01.28 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: Wolf Spyder on 28/01/2011 15:48:27
The Blue Pigeon...
The
mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons
in Phoenix.
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could
not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.
It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks
clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
proposition.
'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons
without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to
ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened
his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon
circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona
sky.
All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered
up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons
followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the
city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to
the man atop City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue
pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid
Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the
mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and
told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and
even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid
the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to
get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE
question.
Do you think the Mayor
asked how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?
Do you think the Mayor
asked where all the pigeons went?
Do you think he asked
where the man got the blue pigeon?
Nooooooo!
This
will get a smile out of you!
The mayor asked:
'Do
you have a blue Mexican?'
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2011.01.28 15:44:00 -
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needs increased amount of paragraph
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2011.01.28 15:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Vak'ran
needs increased amount of paragraph
Maybe not. If that happens people might be tempted to read it and if the joke isn't funny, the current wall of words is preventing people from wasting valuable seconds of their life.
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2011.01.28 15:54:00 -
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WARNING: paragraph level now critically high
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2011.01.28 19:22:00 -
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Notify: Paragraph levels nominal
Joke is not very funny, tbh
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Captain Die
Suicide by Cop
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Posted - 2011.01.28 19:31:00 -
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Pigeon
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DIE |
Krintal
Gallente
Bears Beat Battlestar Gallactica
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Posted - 2011.01.28 19:58:00 -
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I wanted to laugh at this but couldn't there just wasn't anything funny about it, if it were condensed, different character and location it might have been more humorous. I.E. Hordes of Pigeons started violating people in Washington DC everybody was in a panic, when a man arrived and said "I'll rid your problem for free and for 1 million i'll answer you one question." So the man climbed the capital building and launched a blue pidgeon to lure them away, the pidgeons followed it out of the state. After he climbed down the president payed him 1 million dollars to ask him one question.: Do you have a blue terrorist?
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2011.01.28 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Krintal
I wanted to laugh at this but couldn't there just wasn't anything funny about it, if it were condensed, different character and location it might have been more humorous. I.E. Hordes of Pigeons started violating people in Washington DC everybody was in a panic, when a man arrived and said "I'll rid your problem for free and for 1 million i'll answer you one question." So the man climbed the capital building and launched a blue pidgeon to lure them away, the pidgeons followed it out of the state. After he climbed down the president payed him 1 million dollars to ask him one question.: Do you have a blue terrorist?
Its not getting much better...
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Krintal
Gallente
Bears Beat Battlestar Gallactica
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Posted - 2011.01.28 20:19:00 -
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Originally by: Vak'ran
Its not getting much better...
Yeah you're right there's not saving this joke, it's just too terrible.
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