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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:25:00 -
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During my many anti piracy operations in and around Amarr space occurred to me that the local lowlifes had no notion of what the holy scriptures say when we preach to themààthis has bothered me a great deal and I have therefore invested some time into a translation to the pirate slang called ôd00dö talk, I will first present the text to you as it originally is , then a translation into d00d.
The Amarr people came into the world and the world came into being.
Our illustrious ancestors freed their souls from the evils of the old world and created a new one.
The great Amarr Empire was founded to cultivate the spirit of man.
To do so the enemies of the outside had to be defeated and the enemies of the inside controlled.
The Lord gave our Emperor the power to harness the Good and punish the Evil.
Ever since, the Emperor has lived the lives of his subjects and breathed the air of authority."
## The Scriptures, Book I.
Translated:
T3h 4m4rr p33p¦s sudd3ntly wh3r3 in t3h un1v3rs3.
T3h p33p¦s th4t c4m3 b3f0r3 uS fr33d th31r s0uls fr0m t3h 0ld w0rld 4nd m4d3 4 n3w 1.
T3h gr3at 4m4rr 3mpir3 w4s m4d3 t00 pw0wnz0r t3h m1nn1es 4nd t3h c4r3b34rs th4t r3fus3d 4 1 vs 1 w1th t3h 4m4rr.
T00 d00 s0 r4ts b0th fr0m t3h 1ns1d3 4and 0uts1d3 h4d t00 p4y r4ns0m.
T3h l0rd g4v3 t3h 3mp3r0r t3h p0w3r t00 k1ck 4ss 4nd p0d t3h b4d guy3s.
3ver s1nc3 t3h emp3r0r h4s b33n 1n 4 g4ng w1th t3h c0rp 4nd b33n 1its b0ss.
H0ly wr1tt3n stuff 1 .
"Our Lord visited his flock and saw that all was not good.
Blasphemy and heresy ruled the land.
The Lord punished the sinners and drowned them in their own blood.
But the people of Amarr lived righteously and in fear of God.
Thus they were saved and became God's chosen one."
## The Scriptures. Book II.
Translated:
T3h b0ss d0ck3d w1th h1s g4ng 4nd s4w 1t w4s f3ck3d:
P33p¦s wh3re sm4ckt4lk1ng 4nd 0r3 st34l1ng.
T3h b0ss pw0wnZ0rd t3h r4tz 4nd p0dd3d th3m.
But t3h p33p¦s 0f 4m4rr wh3re 4ntip1r4t3 4nd d1d wh4t t3e b0ss t0ld th3m.
S0 t3h b0ss d1d n0t p0d th3m.
H0ly stuff 11
This is but a small example , if you are interested in purchasing the full translation pleas contact your local PIE-INC official.
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:30:00 -
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The Inquisition embraces the initiative taken upon himself by the Admiral, and in the spirit of the post would like to add one simple comment.
pwnd!
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JoCool
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:31:00 -
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so much % is unhealty dude even if its just a small bottle
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:39:00 -
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Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 14:44:15
600|) 7|24|\|5147|0|\|, 411 15 (134|2 |\|0\/\/! \o/
(7|-|15 /\/\16|-|7 |33 2 |\/||_|(|-| 2 45|< 4, |3|_|7 15 7|-|3|23 4|\| 47|-|3157 \/3|2510|\| 45\/\/311?)
0|-|, 1 /\/\0|23 7|-|1|\|6, 73|-| |_4|\|6|_|463 15 1|\|73|2|\|4|_|_y |23F3|2|23|) 2 45 1337, |\|07 |)00|).
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Shinshi Casoyako
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:40:00 -
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No more drugs for you man =)
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:41:00 -
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English only on the forums, just a reminder :)
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Tok Narok
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:45:00 -
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Altai Saker
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:46:00 -
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"T3h b0ss d0ck3d w1th h1s g4ng 4nd s4w 1t w4s f3ck3d:"
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:46:00 -
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 Originally by: Abdalion
English only on the forums, just a reminder :)
17 15 3|\|6|_15|-|!!! 50|274...
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Schroni
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Posted - 2005.01.26 14:49:00 -
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omg
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.01.26 15:01:00 -
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Hmmm, /me thinks that the pirates just didnt wanna hear your crap preachings. Thanks, have a nice day.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.01.26 15:04:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 26/01/2005 15:04:16
n1<3 1, 4d/\/\1r41
(Nice one, Admiral)
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Phoenus
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Posted - 2005.01.26 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Trey Azagthoth
Hmmm, /me thinks that the pirates just didnt wanna hear your crap preachings. Thanks, have a nice day.
That time of the month? 
Phoenus
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Vult
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Posted - 2005.01.26 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Scorpyn
Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 14:44:15
600|) 7|24|\|5147|0|\|, 411 15 (134|2 |\|0\/\/! \o/
(7|-|15 /\/\16|-|7 |33 2 |\/||_|(|-| 2 45|< 4, |3|_|7 15 7|-|3|23 4|\| 47|-|3157 \/3|2510|\| 45\/\/311?)
0|-|, 1 /\/\0|23 7|-|1|\|6, 73|-| |_4|\|6|_|463 15 1|\|73|2|\|4|_|_y |23F3|2|23|) 2 45 1337, |\|07 |)00|).
Now, my question is... how long did it take you to write that out?
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.01.26 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 15:34:04
Originally by: Vult
Originally by: Scorpyn
Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 14:44:15
600|) 7|24|\|5147|0|\|, 411 15 (134|2 |\|0\/\/! \o/
(7|-|15 /\/\16|-|7 |33 2 |\/||_|(|-| 2 45|< 4, |3|_|7 15 7|-|3|23 4|\| 47|-|3157 \/3|2510|\| 45\/\/311?)
0|-|, 1 /\/\0|23 7|-|1|\|6, 73|-| |_4|\|6|_|463 15 1|\|73|2|\|4|_|_y |23F3|2|23|) 2 45 1337, |\|07 |)00|).
Now, my question is... how long did it take you to write that out?
1 \/\/45|\|7 |_|51|\|6 4 71|\/|3|2 50 1 |)|_||\||\|0
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Randuin MaraL
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Posted - 2005.01.26 16:04:00 -
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Edited by: Randuin MaraL on 26/01/2005 16:04:58
Originally by: Vult
Now, my question is... how long did it take you to write that out?
No need to type piece by piece - have a look here
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.01.26 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Randuin MaraL
No need to type piece by piece - have a look here
... s|-|OulD |-|3l|>
Thats cheating!!!
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.01.26 16:42:00 -
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Suddenly it's all so much clearer 
Originally by: Scorpyn
Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 14:44:15
600|) 7|24|\|5147|0|\|, 411 15 (134|2 |\|0\/\/! \o/
(7|-|15 /\/\16|-|7 |33 2 |\/||_|(|-| 2 45|< 4, |3|_|7 15 7|-|3|23 4|\| 47|-|3157 \/3|2510|\| 45\/\/311?)
0|-|, 1 /\/\0|23 7|-|1|\|6, 73|-| |_4|\|6|_|463 15 1|\|73|2|\|4|_|_y |23F3|2|23|) 2 45 1337, |\|07 |)00|).
Except for this pile of <bleep!>  . I tried reading it and <bleep!>ing well gave up at the first <bleep!>ing word.
Now I'm off to <bleep!> my <bleep!> with my massive <bleep!>,
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Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2005.01.26 17:02:00 -
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5Ç|2i[_]51y, 1|= j0o <4|\| 4<7u411y |2Ç4]) 7h15 j0÷'f g0t 2 917 141]).
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.01.26 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Vladmir
5Ç|2i[_]51y, 1|= j0o <4|\| 4<7u411y |2Ç4]) 7h15 j0÷'f g0t 2 917 141]).
1|\||)33|) :/
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2005.01.26 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Scorpyn
Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/01/2005 14:44:15
600|) 7|24|\|5147|0|\|, 411 15 (134|2 |\|0\/\/! \o/
(7|-|15 /\/\16|-|7 |33 2 |\/||_|(|-| 2 45|< 4, |3|_|7 15 7|-|3|23 4|\| 47|-|3157 \/3|2510|\| 45\/\/311?)
0|-|, 1 /\/\0|23 7|-|1|\|6, 73|-| |_4|\|6|_|463 15 1|\|73|2|\|4|_|_y |23F3|2|23|) 2 45 1337, |\|07 |)00|).
I am not familiar with this peticular dialect..
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Informant
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Posted - 2005.01.26 18:36:00 -
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Allow me Admiral.
It is in fact written out in english , but the characters might be a little hard to spot.
"Good translation, all is clear now.
This might be too much to ask for, but is there an atheist version as well ?
Oh , one more thing , the language is internally referred to as 1337 not d00d"
1337 of course translates as well , but I kept it as it was written as the symbolism is clearer then.
Glad to be of service to the Empire as always
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.01.26 19:02:00 -
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Edited by: Magic Trev on 26/01/2005 19:08:39
y34 N0w 1 7h1NK 175 71M3 J00 l34Rn 1 m 7h3 4M4RR l0RD k0M3 70 R4P3y0U 4lL L1K3 J00 h4V3 r4P3D MY 5H33p 0v3R 7H3 y34r5... 1 W1ll N0W H4V3 70 K0m3 4 0mGw7Fpwn J00 4lL ju57 p*** 5h175 4nD g1Ggl35 =)
edited for 1337 spellings 
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Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2005.01.26 19:23:00 -
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1 7H0U9H7 17 wA5 CALL3D 'hax0R'
(ANd y35, 1 u53d 73h 7RaN5la70R)
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.01.26 19:31:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.01.26 19:37:00 -
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t3h w0rD 0f g0D h4tH t0uCh3d m3 ;\
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.01.26 20:10:00 -
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1f g0d 70uch3d y0u.... y0u c4n 74k3 h1m t0 c0ur7 1 s4w 17 1n 4 f1lm 0nc3... unl355 0f c0ur53 y0u l1k3 b31ng t0uch3d by b1g 0ld m3n
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Vult
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Posted - 2005.01.26 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
1f g0d 70uch3d y0u.... y0u c4n 74k3 h1m t0 c0ur7 1 s4w 17 1n 4 f1lm 0nc3... unl355 0f c0ur53 y0u l1k3 b31ng t0uch3d by b1g 0ld m3n
|>\/\/|\|3|)
Funny, that doesn't look like pwn3d...
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p0rnstar
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Posted - 2005.01.26 23:03:00 -
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OM9 1m 9oNN4 4NnoY 7H3 phUXOr Ou7 of my KOrP w17h 7H12
Tenacha Khan
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Lady Caissa
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Posted - 2005.01.27 00:30:00 -
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shouldn't you guys be killing someone right now?
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