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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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Posted - 2012.08.21 00:08:00 -
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Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the verse, My name is Tom Gerard high-sec slacker extraordinaire. I would like to inform you that there is a secret order of those willing to bleed for this game, and I am but one of their number.
Ok lets look at the math, every 5 days you can give blood, $7 every 15 days you can give plasma $15, so in the course of a month you can average:
5 Blood Sales: $35
2 Plasma Sales $30
= $65 Total
The Price of FIOS internet in Florida is $64.99 coincidence? I think not. Anyway, this slightly lightheaded space traveler has returned to the realms of New Eden!
Send a third stage Guild Navigator to Jita to demand details from the Emperor. The blood must flow...
If you need a friend call me @ (501) 444-CCNA |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
The Marmite Collective
377
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Posted - 2012.08.21 00:17:00 -
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TIL Tom Gerard lives in Florida.
That explains a thing or two by itself. |
gulftobay
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
88
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Posted - 2012.08.21 00:28:00 -
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Now we know that the bad-posting is from excessive blood and plasma donations.
Now about NickyYo...
Low self-esteem?-á Bored?-á-áLonely?-á |
Sara XIII
Charante Industries
Ascendance Industries
109
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Posted - 2012.08.21 00:34:00 -
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Keep up the good fight. Soon you'll be buying $2 bottles of ripple like everyone else in that clinic.
Between Ignorance and Wisdom |
Xen Solarus
Inner 5phere
140
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Posted - 2012.08.21 00:34:00 -
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I salute your glorious sacrifice in the name of EvE!  |
Tor Gungnir
Agenda Industries
382
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Posted - 2012.08.21 01:25:00 -
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Technically you're bleeding for internet, not EVE.
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. |
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
111
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Posted - 2012.08.21 01:44:00 -
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Am I the only one who is more than a little disturbed that tom gerard's DNA is being spread amongst the general population?
This is a sad day for Florida, one that will live forever in infamy. |
Alara IonStorm
3006
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Posted - 2012.08.21 01:50:00 -
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If Tom Garerd was ever shot in the forehead, I am mostly certain the secrets of the universe would explode out the back. |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
495
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Posted - 2012.08.21 02:06:00 -
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Alyssa Yotosala wrote:Am I the only one who is more than a little disturbed that tom gerard's DNA is being spread amongst the general population?
This is a sad day for Florida, one that will live forever in infamy.
This is not how babby formed. |
Jonah Gravenstein
748
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Posted - 2012.08.21 14:54:00 -
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TIL TG's ISP is funded by blood money.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Jim Era
Genco
Fatal Ascension
1006
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:01:00 -
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you sir, are a waste of human life
but of course, that is expected from florida leechers |
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
504
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:06:00 -
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Jim Era wrote:you sir, are a waste of human life
but of course, that is expected from florida leechers
I worked for that blood, do you know how many McDoubles it takes to make a pint... like one.
If you need a friend call me @ (501) 444-CCNA |
Buylow Sell-High
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:13:00 -
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Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.
But that's America for you.
Hey, you should stop by the sperm bank too, pay for a few accounts while you're
at it. Speaking of which, I'm sure there are a lot of "mature" ladies down there who
have outlived their husbands that could use some "companionship". |
Jim Era
Genco
Fatal Ascension
1006
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:16:00 -
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lol canadians, giving away valuable assets for free.
stop prolonging natural selection, but at the very least, charge for the right to defy nature...otherwise you are doing nothing but hindering the world by allowing more and more people to depend on someone else.
we need to help people less, to start weeding out the scum |
Anslo
BHEI Galactic Construction
The Unforgiven Alliance
176
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:19:00 -
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Posting in a Tom Gerard thread. Salute, sir o7 |
Brooks Puuntai
Nomadic Asylum
Still Censored
658
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:19:00 -
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Good thing Gerard hasn't learned about sperm donations, or else Florida would be screwed(more so then it already is). |
Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus
Caldari State Capturing
365
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:20:00 -
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Buylow Sell-High wrote:Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.
But that's America for you.
THIS...
And yes, that is America for you, the only motivation to help is with money...
Now I must venture out of my igloo and traverse by dog sled, to the small town of Toronto where I can buy some space age materials known as tinfoil...(inside joke, only Canadians laughing at Americans will actually get it.)
Do you know what a sh*t-barometer is? It measures the sh*t-pressure in the air, did you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t... |
Lord Ryan
Quantum Cats Syndicate
566
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:31:00 -
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Buylow Sell-High wrote:Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.
But that's America for you.
Hey, you should stop by the sperm bank too, pay for a few accounts while you're
at it. Speaking of which, I'm sure there are a lot of "mature" ladies down there who
have outlived their husbands that could use some "companionship".
So do we in the US. Only a cetain type sell theirs to the plasma clinics.
-á"Nerf it cause I can't fly it".
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
stoicfaux
1480
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:44:00 -
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Blood for FiOS, eh? Are you trying to get FiOS blacklisted? First blood diamonds, then blood minerals in cell phones, then blood electronics, and now we have to add Blood FiOS to the list?
Now I understand why the average US citizen is so ignorant about the rest of the world. If we don't know it's happening, then we don't have to feel guilty about paying lower prices.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Ensign X
103
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Posted - 2012.08.21 16:26:00 -
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Tom Gerard wrote:The blood must flow...
I commend you. Blood regenerates. At least you didn't do something Chinese and trade one of your kidneys for a ******* iPad. |
James 315
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2425
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Posted - 2012.08.21 16:39:00 -
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Tom Gerard wrote:Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the verse, My name is Tom Gerard high-sec slacker extraordinaire. I would like to inform you that there is a secret order of those willing to bleed for this game, and I am but one of their number.
The question is, how much isk does it take to purchase blood, or is RBT disallowed?
No blood for EVE! 
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ MinerBumping.com -½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½The daily saga of one man's quest to bring civilization to highsec by bumping miners out of range. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
1089
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Posted - 2012.08.21 16:48:00 -
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Tom Gerard wrote:
Ok lets look at the math, every 5 days you can give blood ... every 15 days you can give plasma
(stuff)
Send a third stage Guild Navigator to Jita to demand details from the Emperor. The blood must flow...
You know, you should really watch out for the Blood Raiders...
... just sayin' |
MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
72
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Posted - 2012.08.21 17:43:00 -
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I'm just going to leave this here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=115077
MDD |
Adeleda Adoudel
Archangels of Purgatory
4
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Posted - 2012.08.21 23:32:00 -
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In the UK they don't buy our blood. We give it freely for the greater good. |
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
510
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Posted - 2012.08.21 23:41:00 -
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Adeleda Adoudel wrote:In the UK they don't buy our blood. We give it freely for the greater good.
Communism is all well and good, just not in my America.
If you need a friend call me @ (501) 444-CCNA |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
537
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Posted - 2012.08.21 23:45:00 -
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If you can get your internet for the price of the blood, think about how much you could get for one of your kidneys on the black market.
Sell your kidney now and enjoy EvE and internet for life.
Especially as with a black market surgery you probably won't last long afterwards. 
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Alara IonStorm
3012
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Posted - 2012.08.21 23:54:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
THIS...
And yes, that is America for you, the only motivation to help is with money...
Now I must venture out of my igloo and traverse by dog sled, to the small town of Toronto where I can buy some space age materials known as tinfoil...(inside joke, only Canadians laughing at Americans will actually get it.)
How silly.
Canadian Blood Donation programs work off advertisement and government directed programs. That could will while existing in most people doesn't just pop into the average persons head, that costs money to get it there.
A system of monetary compensation is just another type of incentive to donate. The question is do they meet the quota they are looking for within acceptable costs. What is more it rewards people and not people who make commercials. Millions of Americans donate their time for charity yet you pick one area to demonize there country for the crime of a different system. Go tell one of the people volunteering in a homeless shelter down there how much better you are because they use a different system to incentives blood gathering.
Think a little before waving the flag. |
Cede Forster
EVE University
Ivy League
22
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Posted - 2012.08.22 16:30:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
THIS...
And yes, that is America for you, the only motivation to help is with money...
Now I must venture out of my igloo and traverse by dog sled, to the small town of Toronto where I can buy some space age materials known as tinfoil...(inside joke, only Canadians laughing at Americans will actually get it.)
How silly. Canadian Blood Donation programs work off advertisement and government supported programs. That could will while existing in most people doesn't just pop into the average persons head, that costs money to get it there. A system of monetary compensation is just another type of incentive to donate. The question is do they meet the quota they are looking for within acceptable costs. What is more it rewards people and not people who make commercials. Millions of Americans donate their time for charity yet you pick one area to demonize there country for the crime of a different system. Go tell one of the people volunteering in a homeless shelter down there how much better you are because they use a different system to incentives blood gathering and only sometimes because much of America's blood is donated. Think a little before waving the flag.
Except that either way it requires advertisement.
There is an incentive in both case (altruism / money) and advertisement in both cases so ...
flag waving may continue.
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Marlona Sky
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
1227
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Posted - 2012.08.22 16:35:00 -
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I thought this thread was locked?
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
512
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Posted - 2012.08.22 16:43:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:I thought this thread was locked?
This is now a NC. thread, post some TEST failmails or we won't care about you. 
If you need a friend call me @ (501) 444-CCNA |
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