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Butzewutze
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:43:00 -
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Edited by: Butzewutze on 06/02/2011 09:46:33
Just to let u know:
Garmon gave a female player 190 B. when he was drunk and tried to get it back.
February 5, 2011
Posted By Garmon on Kugu
Considering this is completely offtopic with what the thread (http://www.**********.com/showthreadàs-a-Girlfriend) has become - I decided it would be best if I posted this here. Although I am a little drunk right now, and is probably the only reason IÆm posting this here, I can still type like a champ.
Where to startà I feel as if I owe this explanation to the public, an apology to the people that believed in me and assumed I wasnÆt such an idiot, an apology to Genos for stealing the ISK for this (You might think IÆm a giant douche for this, but they have a little over a tril, but I have replaced the ôtheftö with my personal funds and they have forgiven me)
I hope that you will understand my predicament better with this post : warning, it is long.
It all started four years ago, I started playing eve - excessively, at the time I was 16, I dropped out of my A-Levels (a 2 year course, required to get into University) And then I pretty much played Eve, non stop for three and a half years without any breaks at all, I would play 16 hours every day, I got more and more depressed as the years went by, fantasized ways about ending it all but never went through with it, I had no friends - at least not real life friends, the only sense of accomplishment I had in my life was making some videos that some people liked, and paying for 7 accounts with in-game money with over 25k kills between the characters, but as time went by, I came to realize how useless, insignificant all of this is and how I need to fix my life. I did have some on-line relationships during the 3 1/2 years, although they were great on an emotional level, they never extended to real life.
8 Months ago I decided to get my life back on track, I went to college, made some great friends, and went to parties every weekend, I eventually had the courage to hit on this chick I was really attracted to in this party, I went to her place and we had sex, I had finally lost my virginity, but it was actually not the experience I was expecting, it was extremely awkward as I had no idea what I was doing, I donÆt think she enjoyed her self, after this incident IÆve decided to stay away from hitting on women I donÆt know in parties, at least not until I have more experience in the bedroom
A few weeks later I became closer friends with a chick that was in our circle of friends, we ended up kissing one day and then we were officially gf and bf, things were going well for a few months, but she wasnÆt a gamer at all, and because of that I felt like I couldnÆt be my true self, my insecurities still existed, they would not go away, the relationship mainly revolved around sex and not communicating with each other.
And thenà. I saw Mintchip! The first time I saw her was on the youtube video ôWhy girls donÆt like eve onlineö, I actually agreed with everything said about the game in that video, although I saw it more as a ôWhy casuals donÆt like eve onlineö, I loved how she wasnÆt afraid on what to broadcast, it took a lot of ôballsö to post what she did, she criticized the game while showing her face, knowing full well people would try to offend her and discredit her, I found this very attractive, and I found her very very attractive too, irresistible even, the style she has with filming her videos is very entertaining too in my opinion, I watched many of her videos over the next few days and had a bit of a crush for her.
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THERisingPHOENIX
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:45:00 -
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no comments.
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Butzewutze
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:46:00 -
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A few weeks later, out of the blue she convoÆd me, I was so excited but for some reason I acted like I didnÆt really know her, she asked for help regarding pvp in terms of knowledge, I gave her walls of texts with stuff the average player couldnÆt even comprehend, after realizing that I was telling this to a two month player I felt very stupid and I apologized, she thought this was very cute, but I was astonished to find out that she actually caught on, I then took her on a roam, just the two of us, there was so many laughs, we got on really well and I felt like I was falling in love! I started to compare my current gf with Mintchip and saw that my gf had so many flaws (not actual flaws with her, but with how sheÆs not the ôoneö for me, our sense of humor was very different and we couldnÆt keep a conversation going for very long)
We exchanged e-mails, and we started to talk a lot more after that, I got to know her better, and I wanted to spend more time with her, but her eve-time was limited as she ran a large guild in world of warcraft, I had never tried this game, there was a lot of hate for it from the general eve person, but from my research it should be a lot of fun for the casual player, I told her that I was interested in playing world of warcraft, then she offered a ôinviteö which enabled 3x experience gain, and we started playing the game together, a lot, our roles were completely reversed in this game compared to eve, she was the master and I was the learner, it was a VERY fun experience and we got to talk so much, I started to think about her sexually, I would get horny at times just by listening to her, she has such a beautiful voice and I love it when she says my name, we trained 2 warlocks to lvl 60
I couldnÆt get her off my mind, and I wasnÆt tending to my gf at all, so I decided to end things with her and spend all of my time in the escape I had created, I would ********** over her every night and I couldnÆt get her off my mind, I allways thought about her, I didnÆt even tell her how I felt about her though and she kept her feelings ( if she had any ) secret, she did call me sexy once though so maybe she does like me idk, but one thing is certain, after writing these words and thinking about her so much, she is a beautiful person in every way, and I do love her, I never actually told her this, I assume I did when I gave her the 190b ( I actually have no recollection of this incident, and I probably wonÆt even remember writing this post) I havenÆt been able to talk to her much the last few days since the incident, but I hope she feels the same way too, if you do care for me, please send me back my isk. If publicly humiliating my self is the only way to get you to open up to me, itÆs worth it, youÆre worth the world, IÆd do anything for you, IÆd stand by your side and face anything that comes towards us, I love you mint
anyway I hope you understand the situation better now and I hope you can forgive me for my stupidity
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Kari Anneto
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:49:00 -
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pathetic.
This is what you get when loser guys get over excited when they meet an actual girl online.
You deserve the loss tbh.
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THERisingPHOENIX
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:52:00 -
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Actually have no idea what to say to this post lol. Just prepare for the worst replies :)
(tbh, was something to read at least)
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Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:58:00 -
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110% legit
I'm sure the person in question has never trolled anybody before in his entire life.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.06 09:59:00 -
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Hi.
I feel sorry for you and I do hope your life takes a turn for the better.
We all wish you well and we cross our fingers that all works out well between Mintchip and you.
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The making of the new Jenny Spitfire |
Infinity Ziona
Minmatar
Cloakers
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Posted - 2011.02.06 10:17:00 -
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Edited by: Infinity Ziona on 06/02/2011 10:19:26
 Originally by: Kari Anneto
pathetic.
This is what you get when loser guys get over excited when they meet an actual girl online.
You deserve the loss tbh.
I find your post more pathetic then the OP's. Nothing wrong with falling in love, nothing wrong with having feelings and nothing wrong with expressing them either.
As for internet romances, I met my soul-mate on the internet, in a game (EQ), married for 11 years, 3 beautiful children.
Its not where you meet people, its who you meet thats important.
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Jack bubu
Trans-Solar Works
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Posted - 2011.02.06 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose
110% legit
I'm sure the person in question has never trolled anybody before in his entire life.
Not empty quoting 
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2011.02.06 10:41:00 -
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I wish I was a three foot tall doll with a watering can and heterochromatic eyes |
Eli Simon
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Posted - 2011.02.06 10:55:00 -
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Broski. 2 weeks is way too soon to be pawning the car for the ring. :(
(that was a time it takes to level in WoW joke. In case anybody missed it.)
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Fat Willy
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:01:00 -
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Scamming in Eve has just evolved?
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San Severina
Minmatar
One Point 0
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:14:00 -
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Hahahahaha, your posting this here because you arn't yet humiliated enough & would like a few hundred more people to know the private ins & outs of your personal life -yeah?
or you're a giant troll!
Anyway - very funny 
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No sympathy for the Devil! Always remember that....
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Hra Neuvosto
The 8th Order
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:23:00 -
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Top thread.
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Zidphria Mouritas
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:26:00 -
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there are no words to describe this level of fail.
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Jackson Steely
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:30:00 -
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I knew I'd find a good read during DT.
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FuManchoo
Gallente
FEKKTECH
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:31:00 -
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I think your really cute and sexeh too. Do not be embarrassed when you 'polish your rocket' thinking about me at night.
I am unable to do a 'date roam' because I am in a relationship with a Jovian admiral but I think 100 bill would suffice and we can even send mails to each other where I can pretend I am trapped in a relationship but need you and want to be with you if only circumstances were different.
I love you.
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Jet Aeon
Gallente
Two Smoking Barrels
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:32:00 -
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You guys and gals should be ashamed of yourselves...
...for taking time to read the original post. 
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Liang Nuren
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Posted - 2011.02.06 11:42:00 -
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I alternate between laughing so ****ing hard and wanting to post some constructive relationship/life advice. There's a sprinkling of genostrollol in there too though. Well if Garmon wants to evemail me and ask for relationship advice, I'd be glad to assist. Until then, I'll probably be (quietly) laughing.
-Liang
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Calathea Sata
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Posted - 2011.02.06 12:11:00 -
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If she's the one you would give everything to when you're drunk, you know she's the one, so don't hold your horses now; He is so madly in love with you he's giving you everything he has, he's the man, love him back. ♥
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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2011.02.06 12:15:00 -
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LOL, like, oh my GOD, why would you even level TWO Warlocks TOGETHER? That's so stupid, come on, seriously. It makes it like, COMPLETELY impossible to get an instance queue before you die of old age. And I'm not even talking about the fact that both of you would be ESSENTIALLY ROLLING ON THE SAME GEAR. THAT'S SO STUPID, OMG. It doesn't even matter that it was your first time playing the game, no rational player would make a DECISION SO BAD. I'm SERIOUS. I bet you were playing on a PvE-RP server too, you baddie.
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Sader Rykane
Amarr
Midnight Sentinels
Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.06 12:43:00 -
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Mintchip?
Seriously dood?
You gave it to her?
Wow....
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Terrible Damage
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Posted - 2011.02.06 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Sader Rykane
Mintchip?
Seriously dood?
You gave it to her?
Wow....
I wouldn't throw her out of my bed.
np: Berry White - You're The First The Last My Everything
edit: I accidentally this post. 
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rootimus maximus
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.02.06 12:49:00 -
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OP could teach some of the other trolls on this site a thing or two. 8/10
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Sader Rykane
Amarr
Midnight Sentinels
Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Terrible Damage
Originally by: Sader Rykane
Mintchip?
Seriously dood?
You gave it to her?
Wow....
I wouldn't throw her out of my bed.
np: Berry White - You're The First The Last My Everything
edit: I accidentally this post.
I seriously couldn't watch more then 3 seconds of her god awful videos. That someone "fell in love" with her over the internet is just mind boggling.
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Terrible Damage
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Sader Rykane
That someone "fell in love" with her over the internet is just mind boggling.
Falling in love and having sex are two different things.
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I AM SPARTACUS
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:08:00 -
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tl;dr loser guy blows his load over some (alleged) girl online, in the hopes it will get sex more than one time in his life. Of course it doesn't.
I AM DESPERATICUS
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Kim Jong Lau
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:10:00 -
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Too obvious 
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Sader Rykane
Amarr
Midnight Sentinels
Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Terrible Damage
Originally by: Sader Rykane
That someone "fell in love" with her over the internet is just mind boggling.
Falling in love and having sex are two different things.
Does him jacking off the the thought of her count as sex now?
Hey mintchip, if you read this:
Don't give the man his money back and shrug him off because just MAYBE this will be the push he needs to get some help, because this whole situation is downright sad. Seriously, this man needs to seek a professional because anyone who would post something like this has got major problems.
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Terrible Damage
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Terrible Damage on 06/02/2011 13:14:51
Originally by: Sader Rykane
Originally by: Terrible Damage
Originally by: Sader Rykane
That someone "fell in love" with her over the internet is just mind boggling.
Falling in love and having sex are two different things.
Does him jacking off the the thought of her count as sex now?
No, that counts as being ******ed, something completely unrelated. Also, you're taking this way too serious.
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