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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.09 04:25:00 -
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The Unknown Bar and Pub, after a long hibernation, has decided to once again expand on its reputation as a haven for the disinterested, disenfranchised, disemboweled, disentangled and, for the first time ever, the discombobulated.
What we offer:
What we don't offer:
- Organization
- Interest in doing anything of note
- Taxes
- Voice coms
- Mandatory ops of any kind
- Incentives and rewards for effort
- Undying support from corp members
- Ambition
- Forums
- Positive resume growth
- POSes or infrastructure
- Money in the corp wallet to steal
What membership with THUNK will earn you:
- A corp chat window
- Maybe a snarky comment for your title
- Doubts about your purpose for existence
- An attractive flamenco dancer for your corp logo
- If you really want it, directorship
Why should you join?
Frankly, I don't know. Maybe you need a place to keep an alt to troll the forums. Maybe you're terrible at EVE, or don't want to do more than spin in station, or want a corp chat that is 100% guaranteed to be free of furries*. I don't know, and frankly I don't want to pass judgment on your motivations on joining the bottom of the barrel. I'm only putting this thing up in the first place because we haven't been meeting our terrible quotas recently.
*Not actually guaranteed to be free of furries.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.10 00:36:00 -
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Look at what I found in the archives!
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Xeln Quuzg
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Posted - 2011.02.10 17:27:00 -
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Edited by: Xeln Quuzg on 10/02/2011 17:28:32
quietly bumping AJ
EDIT: accept my damn app already
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INTACTized
Gallente
re.wind
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Posted - 2011.02.10 18:51:00 -
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Two thumbs up for this fine establishment.
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Gistatis Tribunus
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Posted - 2011.02.10 20:13:00 -
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Confirming everything in the OP. THUNK is pretty damn brilliant if I say so myself.
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Jin Leegai
Autistic Sharks
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.02.11 15:52:00 -
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Test bump please ignore.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.12 23:25:00 -
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Are you obsessed with apathy? No? Yeah, we don't really care one way or the other, either.
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Talas Dir
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.13 00:34:00 -
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eeeehehhh..... hi im tolas im in thunk since some days...      theyyyere fuin :loolol: iffiifif u wantn toto do some thing lol they let u do anytihng u want reallyy ahahaha    thn ***kk uuu is a rly grreat corp thht ist th eses best in eveeeee ahha i think iiiiiia onyl in 1 corrrp but tisisssiits tbest  
iiiif u tinmhki u hahbe wat u it takes joti ntoday!!
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.14 23:18:00 -
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The following is the story of every THUNK member, starting upon first playing EVE.
    
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.15 23:20:00 -
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If you join, you'll never station spin alone!
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.17 20:25:00 -
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It smells like spring outside my window :3
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Talas Dir
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.18 18:00:00 -
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Join THUNK, because........ Join THUNK!
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Marco Bartoli
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Posted - 2011.02.24 08:03:00 -
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Since our recruitment drive has started, 6 or 7 people have answered the call of ultimate ship spinning and tax hubbery. Want to be part of the amazing experience that is THUNK? Just send an app, and we'll accept you! THUNK has multiple ship spinning pros who can educate you on ship spinning tactics, such as how intense you should jerk your camera and the vast difference of angles of which you will move your camera about. Want to learn from the best of the best? Join THUNK!
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:57:00 -
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Yeah I haven't logged in in over a week, what of it?
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.13 02:57:00 -
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I made it three months without logging in, I think I deserve some kind of medal.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.14 06:47:00 -
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Join now and I might actually do stuff.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.15 03:32:00 -
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How can I validate your existence if you never apply?
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.16 03:26:00 -
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How can you validate my existence if you don't apply?
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.21 03:30:00 -
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Failing in new ways everyday!
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.21 23:36:00 -
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Even just one post by another person would make my day :|
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Shoo Fly Pi
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Posted - 2011.05.22 00:37:00 -
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your day has been made
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.23 03:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Shoo Fly Pi
your day has been made
You have no idea how happy this made me.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.24 01:43:00 -
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How many times do I have to post before someone applies?
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PriorofDeath
The Suicide Express
Sobriety Test Failures
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Posted - 2011.05.24 22:37:00 -
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Join this fool if you want fun and adventure going wherever whenever you feel like. This cat is legit. I <3 the unknown bar and pub. Lots of **** to do, and you get to fly with most awsome f**king fruitloop in Eve.
~Prior
He has cookies.
Rain Man Could Do It And He Was A R3Tard!
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.25 19:31:00 -
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Confirming I am a fruitloop.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.26 20:43:00 -
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I'm not going to stop bumping this until I get at least one application
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.29 15:54:00 -
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You guys do know that you can post here if you're interested, right?
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Talas Dir
Minmatar
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.05.30 07:21:00 -
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Hello.
Hi!
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Terrible creatures.
Horrid beasts. I hate the things.
So long!
Farewell.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.06.03 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: Talas Dir
Hello.
Hi!
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Terrible creatures.
Horrid beasts. I hate the things.
So long!
Farewell.
Do you do anything other than ship toast any more?
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.06.04 19:05:00 -
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In all seriousness, just contact AdmiralJohn if you are interested in some cool guys to talk to and the opportunity to fly as you please.
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