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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Saithe on 16/02/2011 22:08:27
If an astronaut has a 'pleasure session' in Zero-G (Deep Zero G with no nearby celestial objects), how far and at what rate of speed would the astronaut travel?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:08:00 -
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I'd tell you the answer if I just stopped spinnin' around.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:11:00 -
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It would all depend on the mass and velocity of the "reaction mass" in relation to the mass and velocity of the astronaut. Should be pretty simple physics, I bet you could google a calculator for it.
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Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:15:00 -
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Hello C&P. Having just discussed this in the C&P channel in game (a totally cool place to hang out) we came to the conclusion that the astronaut would be propelled at approximately 1mm/s.
The science:
The average volume of ejaculate is around 5ml projected outwards at a velocity of 12.4444 (repeating of course)m/s. Assuming a density of 1g/ml this would give a momentum of around 0.062222N.
Now. Newton tells us that every action has an equal and opposite reaction what is the recoil from this particularly fleshy gun?
Assuming our astronaut weighs around 65kg this act would produce enough thrust to propel him to a speed of 0.062222/65=0.000957 m/s. Let's just round it up to 1mm/s.
I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Captain McAwesomepants
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:23:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap. |
antalz
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:25:00 -
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Obviously the astronaut would get a nonzero velocity opposite to the direction in which he ejaculates. Simply use conservation of momentum:
M1*V1 + M2*V2 = 0
That is to say, the net momentum after the ejaculation event has to be the same as the total momentum before, here taken as 0. Nonzero initial momentum only matters near relativistic velocity relative to whichever reference frame you choose.
Using this simple formula though, one must remember that the total mass of the ejaculate is removed from the the total mass of the astronaut. For instance, suppose an 80kg astronaut has a 3 gram ejaculation at a velocity of 2 m/s. The total momentum of the ejaculate is 0.006 kg*m/s. This must be devided by the end mass of the astronaut, 79.997 gram, getting a total velocity of 7,5003 E -5 m/s.
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Ralagina
Caldari
Vivicide
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Ralagina on 16/02/2011 22:27:32
F=MA
it'd depend on the mass of the ejaculation and the speed at which it came out, but in a perfect vacuum, baring outside intervention or forces, he could continue indefinitely, albeit slowly.
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Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
A simple solution. Our intrepid astronaut is strapped with his back firmly to the front bulkhead. As his projectile is fired it leisurely enters an airlock at the rear of the spacecraft. The airlock cycles as the package floats through it and is ejected safely into space.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around.
Probably not the temperatures (a vacuum is actually p. good insulation) so much as the lack of atmosphere that would cause issues.
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Dian'h Might - C&Ps resident "internet kleptomaniac" |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Revival Of The Talocan Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
Considering the subject matter, that name is disturbingly appropriate on so many levels.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:32:00 -
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What a load of toss.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
What a load of toss.
Nopes, it's a load of something totally different.
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Ralagina
Caldari
Vivicide
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
What a load of toss.
*giggle*
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:12:00 -
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Is this what we're reduced to?
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Your avatar makes me want to follow you to a rural farmstead, give you all my worldly goods and call you The Aiwha.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:38:00 -
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Assume the male 'pleasure popper' pops off at 28 miles per hour, just to factor the additional information the aforementioned equation
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Captain McAwesomepants
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:42:00 -
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What if we were to add females with the appropriate ability and skillset into the equation? Would we be able to propel the Lovecraft twice as fast? How effective would this be compared to male propulsion systems?
I believe we need a woman and/or "woman" to comment on this quandry for us. |
Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha
Is this what we're reduced to?
Reduced...Or elevated?
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:19:00 -
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I have to point out that males have a better system for choosing the proper vector for propulsion.
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre
elevated?
Much like my blood pressure. If you catch my drift.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:25:00 -
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Hope this thread is about what I think it's about, I'm very confused 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Grace Wing
Gallente
Duane Barry Fan Club
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Posted - 2011.02.17 02:59:00 -
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If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
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Legolas Greenleaf
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Posted - 2011.02.17 04:00:00 -
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This is literally the best thread on C&P in a long time.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Grace Wing
If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
Depends on whether or not another meat acted on the spin 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:55:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Saithe
Edited by: Saithe on 16/02/2011 22:08:27
If an astronaut has a 'pleasure session' in Zero-G (Deep Zero G with no nearby celestial objects), how far and at what rate of speed would the astronaut travel?
The answer is 0 cause he'd be instantly frozen dead with no spacesuit on and exposed to stelar radition dumbass
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Tao Haemon
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Posted - 2011.02.17 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
...I believe this requires further research.
Sounds like a (hand) job for the Pen Island crew 
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 22:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Originally by: Grace Wing
If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
Depends on whether or not another meat acted on the spin
YOU KEEP YOUR HELICOPTER FENCING SHENANIGANS OUT OF THIS SCIENTIFIC DISCUSSION!
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Millie Clode
Amarr
Insert Cool Name Here
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Posted - 2011.02.17 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
Assuming a density of 1g/ml
Unless the ejaculate is pure water, then that's a poor assumption.
Or maybe freefall has that effect on men? :P
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Hero of Canton
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:12:00 -
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I am skeptical that any activity in space that involves spanking and monkeys will have a noticeable effect on one's velocity.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:17:00 -
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Also.
Inertia. It matters.
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Skorpynekomimi
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.18 00:13:00 -
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It'd probably be insignificant, especially compared to the movement produced by his motions.
And, frankly, if he's just floating there in a big open space in zero-g, and wants to get somewhere by the power of his ****, he should just take a leak. With proper bladder control, he could probably get up to a decent rate of speed.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.18 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: Skorpynekomimi
It'd probably be insignificant, especially compared to the movement produced by his motions.
And, frankly, if he's just floating there in a big open space in zero-g, and wants to get somewhere by the power of his ****, he should just take a leak. With proper bladder control, he could probably get up to a decent rate of speed.
You must be new here, that's gross. Plus we trying to envision the most awesome snowglobe ever
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Tom Peeping
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Posted - 2011.02.18 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
Tough to get recruits... sticking your wang into deep space? Sounds like it'd be a bunch of bees who lose their stinger after a single use. Personally I prefer the multi-use approach... but hey! if it floats your boat!
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.18 03:52:00 -
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Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.18 04:08:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
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Larkonis Trassler
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.18 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.18 12:00:00 -
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forget API keys, this is the way to recruit.
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Chinwe Rhei
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.18 12:58:00 -
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Edited by: Chinwe Rhei on 18/02/2011 12:58:44
You need to use the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation in this case:
Delta V = Effective Velocity * ln(Initial Mass / Final Mass)
So you need the mass of erm.. "stuff" you eject and the total mass of the astronaut, and the average velocity of that reaction mass as it leaves the body.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.18 13:14:00 -
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It's something to see so many people coming to an answer to this question.
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Hero of Canton
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Posted - 2011.02.18 22:50:00 -
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Well, we gotta come to some conclusion.
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.18 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Plus all we need to do is tell drunk uni students that space is a vacuum. Naturally, they'll assume that much like the cleaning equipment of the same name, that sucking will at some point be involved.
Note that this probably won't work with physics or engineering degree students. I'm betting art or biology will be best for finding the clueless. YMMV.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.19 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Plus all we need to do is tell drunk uni students that space is a vacuum. Naturally, they'll assume that much like the cleaning equipment of the same name, that sucking will at some point be involved.
Note that this probably won't work with physics or engineering degree students. I'm betting art or biology will be best for finding the clueless. YMMV.
Then there are those of us that just want to be cool
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.19 13:09:00 -
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I'll do it for an ISK
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Kelchu Bizkack
Excessive Verbosity
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Posted - 2011.02.19 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
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Sjugar
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Posted - 2011.02.22 10:59:00 -
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I think most posts are off-topic because eve-space is not a vacuum more of a liquid, a cold one that is.
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Kizz Amarr
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.22 11:48:00 -
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I often wondered, with Supermans incredible unstoppable strength, if he got it together with Lois Lane, and they, you know, played deeply, would his ejaculate delivery blow Lois's head clean off?
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:03:00 -
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This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:18:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:21:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:23:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
..and then hull tank?
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 13:51:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
..and then hull tank?
With a full rack of women? You won't have enough isk left to even hull tank.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.22 14:29:00 -
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Back in my day ships had to conserve space and power. We didn't bother having bathrooms on the ships, they wasted space and resources! We just opened the airlock and did our business into the cold vacuum of space AND WE LIKED IT! Built character and made us men. You kids with your fancy toilets and stuff...
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 17:16:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
With a full rack of women? You won't have enough isk left to even hull tank.
I robbed Lady Spank, am loaded.
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.22 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
It's something to see so many people coming to an answer to this question.
Unfortunately, the thread reached a climax only a few posts in and performance has been degrading rapidly ever since. Various C&P regulars were quoted as saying "We swear this never happens to us, it must be the cold medicine."
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.23 00:46:00 -
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a quarter of a fraction of the time it takes your mom to take off her paintsuti
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Soldarius
Caldari
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.02.23 04:49:00 -
[55]
Came to this thread expecting to be entertained. Left satisfied.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.23 04:51:00 -
[56]
WHERE IS THE CONCEPT ART
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The Crushah
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.23 05:52:00 -
[57]
Edited by: The Crushah on 23/02/2011 05:53:09
I think we are neglecting the critical component of sustainability pertaining to deep space travel. Deep Space Spermatozoan Engines (DSSE) at the current level of technology are only useful for a few seconds. I suggest we write a grant to NASA looking for ways to increase the "output" of DSSE's through biochemical and other means.
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ry ry
Galactic Shipyards Inc
Huzzah Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:33:00 -
[58]
This thread left a nasty taste in my mouth :(
sure, it's got some spunky posters but there is too much ego stroking to get to grips with the meat of the problem.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:52:00 -
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Well, it's easy to see men get carried away when the topic heads in this direction. Maybe this thread should roll over and fall asleep now. 
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fanaka
Fallen Angel's
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:15:00 -
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I have an embarrassing tendency to flatulate on ejection of my sticky love yogurt, although a stealthily applied finger usually does the trick |
Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:03:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Well, it's easy to see men get carried away when the topic heads in this direction. Maybe this thread should roll over and fall asleep now.
YOU SIR CAN KINDLY DIAF (ingame) NOW
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Captain McAwesomepants
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2011.02.23 19:59:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Saithe
WHERE IS THE CONCEPT ART
Just for you. The Lovecraft. Note the radio to relay mission status back to mission control and multiple launch points to provide more even thrust. I hope you like it, c&p.
Also, Saithe, will you be my valentine? I couldn't think of anything but you while I was making this. 
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.23 20:02:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Saithe
WHERE IS THE CONCEPT ART
Just for you. The Lovecraft. Note the radio to relay mission status back to mission control and multiple launch points to provide more even thrust. I hope you like it, c&p.
Also, Saithe, will you be my valentine? I couldn't think of anything but you while I was making this.
I wanna see the rest of it
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2011.02.23 20:30:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Maybe this thread should roll over and fall asleep now.
Do not go gentle into that good night, thread locked.
Zymurgist
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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