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Wyddershin
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.23 02:48:00 -
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What you can expect from Sniggwaffe: We are a PvP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because, either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesnGÇÖt fly here in either way. We couldnGÇÖt care less how awesome you think you are because, when you get in here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggs interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg, not everyone does, and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EvE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.
That said you WILL get better at PvP if you run with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EvE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiney posts about how EvE is dying. This is because we are having an incredibly fun time killing it.
We do it all, belt piracy, gate camping, ransoming, sentry tanking, sniping, fleet ops, and small gangs, both in 0.0 and empire. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, frigate and TI derproams, Bomber support, Black ops drops, and blockading hostile home systems. Do all this and more with excellent logistics (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).
---0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed.
This is NOT AN ALT CORP. I will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EVE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/Sniggwaffe.
What we will expect from you: Seriously zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PvP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have. Previous PvP experience is a plus, but like I said it's not mandatory because most of you PvPers are absolutely terrible and that experience is just as often a detriment as it is a benefit.
-100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. -Skin. 90% of you body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily go join EveUni. -Fat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PvP. We do full time PvP and you will lose ships and you will be expected to replace them. You will need to have a steady source of income and a lot of it. -Scamming is not allowed in sniggwaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to sniggwaffe is not allowed -Stealing from the corp or other members is not allowed
Requirements: *Minimum of 5 million skill points *Must be able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher. *Must be able to jump clone when requested. *Working microphone *Mumble installed *Active on IRC client and available to listen for GÇÿpingsGÇÖ to log in for fleets *High-security API key *Willing to actually play EVE and play it with other Waffles *Willingness to go -10 sec status. *Willingness to undock and PvP and to learn while doing so *T1 cruiser and frigate skills are required, any further TII ship skills (especially bombers) are a major plus
Join us in our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the M-PTD for more inform-¦t-ûon on how to join |
Dengen Krastinov
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 02:55:00 -
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This is the place folks. |
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:00:00 -
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It is indeed the place. Whether or not your goal is to end up in a PL corp, the pvp is good and the community just owns. You won't regret the move if you join wafflebros. CAUTION
SNIGGS |
FourRotor
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:07:00 -
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we will beat the living scrub out of you |
alwa7sh
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:24:00 -
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bump |
Tyrrax Thorrk
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:29:00 -
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great pvp corp in its own right, pretty sure waffles get tons more kills than PL does |
Hlynurth
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:29:00 -
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boy you shoulda known by now, eazy does it |
James Mellor
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:39:00 -
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I joined as a scrub and I am still a scrub but now I am a BETTER scrub! Seriously I can't think of a better place to PvP than Waffles. |
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 03:46:00 -
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FourRotor wrote:we will beat the living scrub out of you
For the record, this man is a "waffle graduate". So yes, it happens.
ed: kinda mad I couldnt get him in Snigg, too :colbert: CAUTION
SNIGGS |
Ohh Yeah
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.23 10:19:00 -
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Once a waffle always a waffle checking in |
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Resgo
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.24 01:20:00 -
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bump |
Dengen Krastinov
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.24 08:11:00 -
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bump |
Grogoth Drem
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.24 09:17:00 -
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MY NAME IS GROGOTH DREM |
Jill Dunn
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.24 18:18:00 -
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Bump from an old team mate (although the actual toon which flew with you guys, is long sold and gone)
Great place to learn about the dark side of Eve...Go join them asap, you won't be sorry !! |
Helldude
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.24 19:47:00 -
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bump |
Draxind
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.24 21:47:00 -
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A+ in terms of fights and community A++ in terms of beating the living scrub out of u
THIS IS WAFFLES Draxind Sniggwaffe European Director |
GodsMistress
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.25 15:47:00 -
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truly awesome corp. people are cool to each other and there's a lot of PvP going on in all ways imaginable.
hop in and join the fun |
Hy Jack
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.25 19:40:00 -
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There is no better place to learn PVP. From the basics of proper fitting to advanced fleet command, we really do it all.
Stop by our super-friendly public channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and say hi |
Maytagman
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.26 18:24:00 -
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About Sniggwaffe
Sniggwaffe leverages core skillsets and world-class synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled eGÇæbusiness application product suite eGÇæsolution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the sodomy-readiness capabilities of their eGÇæcommerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
Our Vision
SWIGG is committed to empowering the integrated dynamic eGÇæcompatibility environment of the incremental eGÇæmodular criteria eGÇæperformance basis while also creating and ensuring high standards of excellence through engineering dynamic eGÇæservices based on the eGÇæsynergy of core innovative eGÇæsystems and the utilization of trusted platform models in cooperation with enterprise models, ensuring a high level of eGÇæsatisfaction while providing our customers with the sexual experience that they so richly deserve.
The Sniggwaffe Experience
Ensuring a high level of satisfaction among our customers is an integral component of the experience that is uniquely SWIGG. SWIGG aims to incentivize scalable eGÇæmarkets as part of a company-wide eGÇæsynchronization strategy to increase customer satisfaction with quality control services and improve experiences with our products, programs, and homosexual eGÇæservices.
Our Mission
Sniggwaffe is committed to maintaining a dynamic integrated quality and systematic system that drives business growth, meets the changing erotic desires of customers, employees, business partners, corporate sponsors, and suppliers. We demonstrate integrity, respect and confidence with all our vendors and associates in pursuit of fair business practices to ensure timely delivery of affordable products of the highest possible quality to our customers. We believe in responsible corporate citizenship and place a substantial focus on conserving our environment.
Why Choose Waffles?
Since its founding, Sniggwaffe has been focusing on how it can gratify customers. With our many years of experience in the field, we are continuously innovating new ways to meet our customers expectations and to fulfill our customers salacious desires to the fullest of our ability. Every action that our employees take and every decision that our staff makes is taken and made with the customer in mind. |
Locupleto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.27 15:15:00 -
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TLDR Been in sniggwaffe for just over a month now, my experience has been positive.
Joining was a good idea and worked out well. The recruitment post this thread starts with is dead on. What you see there is what you get.
Have had a great time and been duly impressed with the skill of some of the pilots. Gotten to fly in a variety of gangs and have had some great times.
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Buddy Freep
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.08.29 20:08:00 -
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This is truely an awesome corp.
Once a waffe, forever a waffe. |
Helldude
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.31 05:29:00 -
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bump |
Jovan Geldon
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.08.31 17:02:00 -
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Come join Waffles, and be a useless inactive faggot expertly-honed PvP machine like me |
Locupleto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.01 12:14:00 -
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If you want to get better at PvP here you will find some top talent willing to impart their knowledge and experience. |
Zullasier
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.01 13:24:00 -
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This is an excellent PvP opportunity. You can never go wrong with experiencing Sniggwaffe if you are interested in PvP. |
Wyddershin
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.01 15:29:00 -
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no fucks given, no not believing....come get hazed, and love it. |
Voltrana Kurvora
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.02 14:42:00 -
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This is the best PVP experience you'll find anywhere. Just be cool and like playing the game, you'll have a blast. |
mpp
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.03 09:47:00 -
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great corporation, excellent atmosphere , elitist ops ;)
join now |
Harry McPubic
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.04 02:23:00 -
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Boss pvpers, regular and varied ops , sick atmosphere. Whats not to love. |
sixofone
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:24:00 -
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by order of the allmighty wyddershin, bump
get in and you will have fun |
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