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Brother Zebediah
The True Ministry of Bob the provider
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Posted - 2012.08.23 22:43:00 -
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Because you cannot get enough of a good thing the true ministry of Bob the provider will offer 50 million ISK for the corpse of any of our brothers martyred while spreading the word of BOB.
Bob is my cloak and my shield so good luck 
Must be the corpse of a member of the true ministry of Bob the provider contracted to brother zebediah.
Brother Zeb will be going down the rabbit hole this weekend 
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Miles Parabellum
The Elysian Agoge
Elysian Empire
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Posted - 2012.08.24 09:16:00 -
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As a zealot of Bob, I'll be on the lookout.
Good initiave, I'm sure He will reward your dedication. |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol
Project Wildfire
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Posted - 2012.08.24 11:21:00 -
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Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about? |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
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Posted - 2012.08.24 13:06:00 -
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Rek Seven wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?
May BoB strike you down for such blasphemy.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Maker Atavuli
BDLM Investments and Industries
Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2012.08.24 15:04:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:Rek Seven wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about? May BoB strike you down for such blasphemy.
Borthers and Sisters there are some among us who have yet to grasp the omnipotence that is BoB. I say they have been JUDGED and found lacking! May BoB shine his presence upon the worthy, I must now sacrifice a shuttle loaded with a properly aquired corpse to the sun. |
Le'Mon Tichim
Immortal Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.08.24 18:03:00 -
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Rek Seven wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?
Shun the nonbeliever! Shun!
Legion is best T3 |
Gumby Ambraelle
Broken Wheel Mercantile and Trading Company
Illusion of Solitude
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Posted - 2012.08.24 18:22:00 -
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Rek Seven wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?
May all his exit holes close with a full fleet at his tale.....
may all his shots go wide....
All praise BOB |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol
Project Wildfire
407
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Posted - 2012.08.25 11:12:00 -
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Irya Boone
Escadron leader
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Posted - 2012.08.25 12:18:00 -
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BoB the provider is our One of the whormoles we must please him to have anomalies and sig , pvp and everthing fun and in a WH.
So become a believer and pray him.
And as you don't seem to be aware of is omnipotence , just sacrifice a shuttle in a sun for HIm
Whormoles are working as Intended .. so don't Touch my Hole CCP !!!
CCP Why don't you name the 0.0 and null system With real name of solar system it would be so awesome !!!
and put some NASA logo on the game :)
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chris elliot
EG CORP
Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.08.25 12:26:00 -
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Rek Seven wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?
Bob is the random number generator for wormholes. He decides how many ribbons you get, which gas sites spawn, and which hole gets to be your static each time you roll, and who rolls into you.
He is the one that gifts you with rolling a new whole while a tengu fleet is plexing and he is the one that gives you good salvage.
We, being bored as f*ck have named him Bob. As we all know, speaking I'll of a computer program can never turn out well.
Fortunately for the unaquainted Bob seems to be pleased with and reward people who do things other than ***** his goodness and rewards his followers with good statics and pew to be found as well as good loot drops.
People often report better than normal salvage when a shuttle is flown into an active site and destroyed by the sleepers whilst shouting the magical incantation over coms, which happens to be ''Bob'' said backwards, at the start of any serious pve outing. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
452
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Posted - 2012.08.25 15:18:00 -
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chris elliot wrote:which happens to be ''Bob'' said backwards
lol |
Rengas
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
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Posted - 2012.08.25 15:21:00 -
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Additionally BoB requires all followers to have atrocious speling. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.08.25 16:31:00 -
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Rengas wrote:Additionally BoB requires all followers to have atrocious speling.
RENGAS ALERT RENGAS ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
Zarak1 Kenpach1
Aperture Harmonics
K162
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Posted - 2012.08.26 03:09:00 -
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There is a void in my soul... can BOB be the answer to my emptiness?
May I have a pamphlet? |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
570
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Posted - 2012.08.27 12:55:00 -
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Zarak1 Kenpach1 wrote:There is a void in my soul... can BOB be the answer to my emptiness?
May I have a pamphlet?
Bob answers all prayers, given a big enough sacrifice.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.08.27 13:20:00 -
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May his holy Word guide you on the path to enlightenment. |
Cadrean
PunchLine.
The Imperial Senate
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Posted - 2012.08.27 20:32:00 -
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Heretics! There is none either than he who is the loot god! You shall all be cast into the fiery pits of eternal terrible drops! |
Le'Mon Tichim
Immortal Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.08.27 20:44:00 -
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In the beginning, Bob created the static and the spacial phenomenon.
Legion is best T3 |
oien cabrereas
Frog Steamers
0
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Posted - 2012.08.30 01:09:00 -
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Its official all WH plots have gone nuts . may Bob be with you |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
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Posted - 2012.08.31 04:05:00 -
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Have to all paid homage and sacrificed to the great, all knowing Bob?
All praise be unto to BoB.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Dorn Val
Probe Patrol
Project Wildfire
49
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Posted - 2012.08.31 11:26:00 -
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So Bob is CCP Grayscale?! 
Just like there is no I in Team there is no Fair in Eve... |
TheGunslinger42
Bite Me inc
Elysian Empire
335
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Posted - 2012.08.31 12:54:00 -
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pfff no one likes CCP Failscale. |
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