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Moonlit Raid
State War Academy
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2012.08.24 00:07:00 -
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I have a bounty I wish to post. Somewhat unusual as it is against myself, and contains a few rules.
The first rule is this, the bounty is only claimable by the GoonSwarn Federation in its entirety. That is, the bounty will only go to GoonSwarn Federation and will be made as a direct donation to that entity. The bounty will be approximately 1,500,000,000,000 and is an estimated figure from the majority of my savings cashed in as PLEX and sold at approximately 350 million each. To make this much less of an impossible task I will locate myself at jita IV - moon 4 Caldari navy assembly plant. And aim to undock once a week at precisely 2000 EVE time on a Saturday night. Bounty is only valid if all damage taken is from GoonSwarm Federation guns And I am destroyed along with my pod between the hours of 1930 and 2030 EVE time.
I humbly await your response. |
Vito Tattaglia
New Paradigm Inc.
42
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Posted - 2012.08.24 00:21:00 -
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Pics of wallet or it won't happen. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
501
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Posted - 2012.08.24 00:54:00 -
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Moonlit Raid wrote:... the bounty is only claimable by the GoonSwarn Federation in its entirety. That is, the bounty will only go to GoonSwarn Federation ... only valid if all damage taken is from GoonSwarm Federation guns ... That hardly seems fair. GoonSwarm does all the damage, but GoonSwarn collects the bounty.
Post with your monkey. |
Bommel McMurdoc
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
25
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Posted - 2012.08.24 03:06:00 -
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This begs the next question....
(shakes head) why?! |
Greenmachine Sale
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.08.24 03:47:00 -
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Because everybody was kung fu fighting!  |
Evolution1979
No Self Esteem
Imperius Legio Victrix
53
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Posted - 2012.08.24 05:28:00 -
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Bommel McMurdoc wrote:This begs the next question....
(shakes head) why?!
Obviously to get goons back to jita, cause his main is in a trade hub camping wardec corp or something most likely.
Or because it would be fun, getting goons there, then dont show up or dont undock, they get bored start shooting other people and then there will be a lot of loot/salvage around for someones main char.
Just some options! |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
64
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Posted - 2012.08.24 13:59:00 -
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Bommel McMurdoc wrote:This begs the next question....
(shakes head) why?!
I don't think Goons are dumb enough to fall for this.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Moonlit Raid
State War Academy
Caldari State
35
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Posted - 2012.08.24 19:09:00 -
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Evolution1979 wrote:Bommel McMurdoc wrote:This begs the next question....
(shakes head) why?! Obviously to get goons back to jita, cause his main is in a trade hub camping wardec corp or something most likely. Or because it would be fun, getting goons there, then dont show up or dont undock, they get bored start shooting other people and then there will be a lot of loot/salvage around for someones main char. Just some options!
I fully intend to be there and to undock at the specified day and time. |
Scooter McCabe
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.08.25 08:43:00 -
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I don't think anyone will oblige you, its not like we need the money honey. |
Diesel47
Painkiller.
188
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Posted - 2012.08.25 14:32:00 -
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Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Bommel McMurdoc wrote:This begs the next question....
(shakes head) why?! I don't think Goons are dumb enough to fall for this.
You sure? |
Zoltan Lazar
0
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Posted - 2012.08.25 22:31:00 -
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You would have much more success if you claimed that you would pay all those on the KM, as long as entire KM was goons. |
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
107
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Posted - 2012.08.26 18:52:00 -
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GoonSwarn is NOT GoonSwarm |
Solaris Ecladia
High Flyers
RED.OverLord
21
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Posted - 2012.08.26 19:35:00 -
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Flurk Hellbron wrote:GoonSwarn is NOT GoonSwarm
im surprised it took people this long to see that |
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