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VE3DVY
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.07 20:56:00 -
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In that, according to the eBible Fellowhip, Judgement Day will occur on the 21st of May, 2011, I would like to formally submit that all God-fearing Christians contract their stuff to me for the 22nd of May.
Do not think this an unreasonable request, if you truly believe the word of the Bible as they interpret it, then your soul will join God in Heaven on the 21st, while mine languishes on Earth until the actual end of the Earth on October 21st, 2011, precisely five months later.
As an atheist, I shall not be permitted to join you on your journey to Heaven. I will however have five months to enjoy the worldly possessions that you will clearly have no use for, in that you will be lavishing in the miracle of God's grace.
Thank you for your time, VE3DVY
Source:
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:07:00 -
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Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
Think Jesus will sign it for me? 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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VE3DVY
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
Think Jesus will sign it for me? 
Fear not, dear friend, for the Day of Judgement is on MAY 21, not March. Be sure to hang onto it too, I'm sure Jesus would be happy to sign it. From what I hear he's a pretty rad dude. 
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Karak Terrel
As Far As The eYe can see Chained Reactions
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:12:00 -
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That sounds reasonable. If i where a Christian i would contract my stuff right now. -- please consider to visit our w-space system, cake will be served immediately. |

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:16:00 -
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God has been dead for a while. Its a smart career move. Humans associate more strongly with monolithic historic figures than alive dynamic ones.
.................................................. Coming soon politico trollatron V3.0 - With higher yield truth ¬
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VE3DVY
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:25:00 -
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Originally by: Karak Terrel That sounds reasonable. If i where a Christian i would contract my stuff right now.
Always a pleasure hearing from other purveyors of reason. That being said, do keep in mind that it is never to late* to convert, then contract me your stuff.
*"Never too late" being a figure of speech only, in that May 22nd will likely be deemed "too late" by the Supreme Being.
Originally by: Vogue God has been dead for a while. Its a smart career move. Humans associate more strongly with monolithic historic figures than alive dynamic ones.
Indeed. I do however wonder how a perfect, unchanging being can change from a state of living to a state of being dead.
If we are talking about Nietzsche's idea of God's death, he was merely noting that the transcendental arguments for the meaning of life are no longer to be considered sufficient. Nietzsche preferred to find meaning in life within life itself, rather than deferring to God, thus "God is dead".
On a related note, I wonder what the website I sourced will look like on the 22nd of May? (Hopefully not "we told you so!")
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: VE3DVY
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
Think Jesus will sign it for me? 
Fear not, dear friend, for the Day of Judgement is on MAY 21, not March. Be sure to hang onto it too, I'm sure Jesus would be happy to sign it. From what I hear he's a pretty rad dude. 
Well that's a load off my mind, also I need to stop getting confused by months that have the same first 2 letters 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:55:00 -
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For me as far as spirituality goes less is more, a lot more.
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2011.03.07 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
it's not that great
if it didn't have zombies, it'd be worse than stargate: universe _____________________ Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum, with the alt your alt could post like. |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
it's not that great
if it didn't have zombies, it'd be worse than stargate: universe
But, it can't be worse than Firefly, right?
♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♫ And you lose your Faction fits \☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/ |

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
it's not that great
if it didn't have zombies, it'd be worse than stargate: universe
But, it can't be worse than Firefly, right?
slander sir, such slander, and i shan't stand for it
(speaking of, you know what the character creator really needs? monocles.) _____________________ Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum, with the alt your alt could post like. |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Edited by: Alotta Baggage on 07/03/2011 21:07:50 That means I'll only have 13 days to get through The Walking Dead season 1 after it gets released on blu ray tomorrow 
it's not that great
if it didn't have zombies, it'd be worse than stargate: universe
But, it can't be worse than Firefly, right?
slander sir, such slander, and i shan't stand for it
(speaking of, you know what the character creator really needs? monocles.)
Speaking of you shan't stand for it, are you going to be a while? I'd like to take a shower and get some sleep before the sun comes up.
(true, and top hats, and, oh, leather chairs of a known brand)
♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♫ And you lose your Faction fits \☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/ |

Caleidascope
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:04:00 -
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I will make sure to have loaded sks near by.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:47:00 -
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Watched 2 episodes of Walking Dead and so far I'm loving it! Zombies kick ass 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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