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Genital Necrosis
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:07:00 -
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"You are all assembled here, the greatest minds and most able bodies of the EVE-Online community, the special, chosen few to survive the final solution to Macro botters. For a long time now CCP has been collecting old Russian nuclear warheads and are getting ready to strike at population centers where macrobotting is running rife leaving us to repopulate the world, macro-free.
In a few minutes Hilmar will be here to lead you into the CCP subterrainian nuclear fallout shelter where you along with our dev teams will spend out the rest of our lives in relative isolation so that our children can create a better future."
*Hours laters*
"Wait... Some girls came to fanfest... right?"
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:27:00 -
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DOH!
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Asian Cajun
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:33:00 -
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Edited by: Asian Cajun on 10/03/2011 18:34:09
Sooooooweeeeee!
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mkmin
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Genital Necrosis
"Wait... Some girls came to fanfest... right?"
Guys only can't repopulate the earth. It's not like starting a fire. You don't just rub two sticks together and *fwoosh*
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:44:00 -
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Dibs on StevieSG.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:46:00 -
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False
You didn't mention micro transactions, so its obviously not CCP.
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Mirabi Tiane
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: mkmin
Guys only can't repopulate the earth. It's not like starting a fire. You don't just rub two sticks together and *fwoosh*
This is brilliantly funny. 
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.10 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Genital Necrosis
"You are all assembled here, the greatest minds and most able bodies of the EVE-Online community, the special, chosen few to survive the final solution to Macro botters. For a long time now CCP has been collecting old Russian nuclear warheads and are getting ready to strike at population centers where macrobotting is running rife leaving us to repopulate the world, macro-free.
In a few minutes Hilmar will be here to lead you into the CCP subterrainian nuclear fallout shelter where you along with our dev teams will spend out the rest of our lives in relative isolation so that our children can create a better future."
Janks's body is ready.
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*Hours laters*
"Wait... Some girls came to fanfest... right?"
Jank'sll bang the Man parts out of you if need be.
Janks is a natural sex object. When he ask the ladies for sex, they object!
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Dr Sirius
Cybernetic Legion
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Posted - 2011.03.11 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: mkmin
Originally by: Genital Necrosis
"Wait... Some girls came to fanfest... right?"
Guys only can't repopulate the earth. It's not like starting a fire. You don't just rub two sticks together and *fwoosh*
I'm so glad I didn't go to campfest, I really don't like rubbing sticks together |
Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.03.12 01:35:00 -
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Edited by: Skippermonkey on 12/03/2011 01:35:53
Originally by: mkmin
Originally by: Genital Necrosis
"Wait... Some girls came to fanfest... right?"
Guys only can't repopulate the earth. It's not like starting a fire. You don't just rub two sticks together and *fwoosh*
Apparently you are too simple to recognise a punchline when you see one.
I hope the nuclear winter gets you.
You're waiting for an ibis, an ibis that will take you far away. You know where you hope this ibis will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together. |
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