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Aurelius Valentius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
174
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:39:00 -
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I was reading the www.themittani.com and I was stuck with the question on reading the contents there in... much like reading Karl Popper... if you follow that one.
My question IS... IF "The Mittens" was a biblical character, WHICH ONE WOULD HE BE? AND WHY!!!! *dah dah daaaaa...*
* This is directed at the toon and persona of "The Mittens" and not the person/player... so no "ad hominem" attacks... this is simply a fun little post to roast our favorite "Fearless Leader" of EVE... and no I am not a Goon Alt...lol.
Look at all the Macks in local...impressive... very impressive... I see you have fashioned a new exhumer... much like you father's... your skills as a miner are now complete...indeed you are powerful as CCP Devs have foreseen... |
Jim Era
Genco
Fatal Ascension
1427
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:41:00 -
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I'd say he was the talking ass of Saul.
Because he is wise...where nobody expects it. |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
508
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:42:00 -
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Aurelius Valentius wrote:and now I am not a Goon Alt...lol.
But you were before? How does alt? -»\_(pâä)_/-»
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gulftobay
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
91
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:43:00 -
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God these forums are awful.
Low self-esteem?-á Bored?-á-áLonely?-á |
Aurelius Valentius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
174
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:45:00 -
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Karl Hobb wrote:Aurelius Valentius wrote:and now I am not a Goon Alt...lol. But you were before? How does alt? -»\_(pâä)_/-»
Maybe I am "Der Mitteneen"
Look at all the Macks in local...impressive... very impressive... I see you have fashioned a new exhumer... much like you father's... your skills as a miner are now complete...indeed you are powerful as CCP Devs have foreseen... |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
1746
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:51:00 -
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I don't know much bible stuff, having never actually picked one up, but I did watch The Ten Commandments when I was a kid.
Mittens sure ain't no Moses, so I guess I am simply going to have to let this one slide.
Mr Epeen 
There is no excuse beyond fatalistic self-indulgence and sheer laziness for doing nothing --á Iain Banks |
Zenos Ebeth
Universal Might
46
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Posted - 2012.08.28 23:59:00 -
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I now wonder if this mittani website was just a ploy to get everyone on the forums to talk about him. |
Charles Baker
Estrale Frontiers
Project Wildfire
251
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:01:00 -
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Zenos Ebeth wrote:I now wonder if this mittani website was just a ploy to get everyone on the forums to talk about him.
I have that this causes his Ego to expand to such a level his head explodes. |
Fatbottom Girl
State War Academy
Caldari State
45
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:04:00 -
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Guys I'm gonna let you in on a little known secret.
Mittens is actually a cat.
A cat in a wheelchair.  |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
536
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:18:00 -
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i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother).....
Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point?
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
Unified Church of the Unobligated
675
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:27:00 -
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Fatbottom Girl wrote:Guys I'm gonna let you in on a little known secret. Mittens is actually a cat. A cat in a wheelchair.
Proof
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
509
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:31:00 -
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MeBiatch wrote:i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother).....
Now, I know you're a terrible poster who can't spell for **** but, for the life of me, I can't figure out whether you're talking about "Zod" or "Lot".
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MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
536
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Posted - 2012.08.29 00:41:00 -
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Karl Hobb wrote:MeBiatch wrote:i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother)..... Now, I know you're a terrible poster who can't spell for **** but, for the life of me, I can't figure out whether you're talking about "Zod" or "Lot".
its lot... i was going from memory and really did not want to look up in the tanakh to figure it out...
Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point?
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
685
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Posted - 2012.08.29 01:15:00 -
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He was probably saul, cause only Jesus could knock sense into the mittani.
I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
486
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Posted - 2012.08.29 02:06:00 -
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gulftobay wrote:God these forums are awful.
Theres a goon joke here somewhere.
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
899
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Posted - 2012.08.29 02:07:00 -
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Aurelius Valentius wrote:
That's as far as I got.
I hope you learned from your mistake so it doesn't happen again. |
Ghazu
65
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Posted - 2012.08.29 03:19:00 -
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god or jesus i guess lol christians |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
572
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Posted - 2012.08.29 03:26:00 -
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The Bible is true and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell forever.
This entails being forced to fight Guristas in a Marauder for all eternity, no ECCM allowed.
http://themittani.com/features/local-problem
A simple fix to the local intel problem |
foxnod
BOAE INC
Red Alliance
48
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Posted - 2012.08.29 03:36:00 -
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I would say Ahab.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahab |
Raiz Nhell
DEEP CORPS
160
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Posted - 2012.08.29 03:36:00 -
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Well since the character Mittani is a figment of someones imagination constructed in Eve...
Then his character could be anyone in the bible, since its a figment of someones imagination constructed on paper...
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage. |
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
816
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Posted - 2012.08.29 03:42:00 -
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No one would be so silly to suggest that he's the devil? That's probably an insult to the devil. |
Krax'al
Galdium Caeli Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.08.30 13:58:00 -
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MeBiatch wrote:Karl Hobb wrote:MeBiatch wrote:i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother)..... Now, I know you're a terrible poster who can't spell for **** but, for the life of me, I can't figure out whether you're talking about "Zod" or "Lot". its lot... i was going from memory and really did not want to look up in the tanakh to figure it out...
Yeah..Lot was married to the airhead woman who couldn't follow a simple instruction..."Don't look bacK" as they fled the city.
Her punishment...turned into a statue made of salt.
Not a bible reader either...thats just remembering bible study in 1st yr high school 28 yrs ago (when they drum it in...they drum deep !!) |
Cede Forster
38
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Posted - 2012.08.30 14:25:00 -
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probably the cat of jesus
mitten "the kitten" mittani
you know, it was the cat who ran the show, from the second row, all along |
AdmiralJohn
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
65
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Posted - 2012.08.30 14:28:00 -
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I have it on good authority that Mittens is actually Noah and that he herds the neckbeards onto his giant space boat so that they can all perform dirty sex acts for him. |
Ginger Barbarella
State War Academy
Caldari State
91
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Posted - 2012.08.30 14:58:00 -
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Goonie alt thread detected... |
Corwain
Tea And Sympathy Ltd. Liability
Reckless Ambition
0
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:10:00 -
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It's gonna blow my mind if Mittani turns out to be Mitt Romney's EVE character and he only went inactive temporarily in his bid to take over the real world and once he's installed as the POTUS he's declare every day world EVE day and all non Goons as useless eaters fit only to be the footstool of the Swarm.
/conspiracy  |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
620
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:12:00 -
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Corwain wrote:It's gonna blow my mind if Mittani turns out to be Mitt Romney's EVE character and he only went inactive temporarily in his bid to take over the real world and once he's installed as the POTUS he's declare every day world EVE day and all non Goons as useless eaters fit only to be the footstool of the Swarm. /conspiracy
Honestly does anyone not from the USA care about US politics, it is kind of like worrying about who is running Uganda ATM.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
248
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:19:00 -
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One of the money changers in the temple when Jesus flipped his lid. Because even the normally calm Jesus Christ isn't immune from Goon Rage, especially when large amounts of money are involved.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Corwain
Tea And Sympathy Ltd. Liability
Reckless Ambition
0
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:20:00 -
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Well, I dunno about Uganda, but the POTUS is about as important as the leader of the other two city-states of the world, London and Rome. Is true power military, the treasury or religion? That's something that can only really be tested by experimentation ie. practice not theory.
Trust me, the more intelligent (ie knows that we're all idiots, not just in the US) Americans are even more butthurt than you are about it. |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
504
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:52:00 -
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Aurelius Valentius wrote:I was reading the www.themittani.com and I was stuck with the question on reading the contents there in... much like reading Karl Popper... if you follow that one. My question IS... IF "The Mittens" was a biblical character, WHICH ONE WOULD HE BE? AND WHY!!!! *dah dah daaaaa...* * This is directed at the toon and persona of "The Mittens" and not the person/player... so no "ad hominem" attacks... this is simply a fun little post to roast our favorite "Fearless Leader" of EVE... and no I am not a Goon Alt...lol.
He would be the ass that jesus rode into town on.
You want fries with that? |
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