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Aethera Cura
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Posted - 2011.03.28 15:50:00 -
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If CCP governed a nation:
- You would go to prison for using cruise control in your car (or at the very least be looked down upon by other citizens).
- You would go to jail, for life, for participating in currency exchange.
- People could freely kill you without repercussion in ghetto areas.
- Having a job that didn't involve manslaughter would get you deemed a "carebear."
So what else would happen if CCP governed a nation?
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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.28 15:51:00 -
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Reported for rumour threads.
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Mister Rocknrolla
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Posted - 2011.03.28 15:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Aethera Cura
If CCP governed a nation:
- You would go to prison for using cruise control in your car (or at the very least be looked down upon by other citizens).
- You would go to jail, for life, for participating in currency exchange.
- People could freely kill you without repercussion in ghetto areas.
- Having a job that didn't involve manslaughter would get you deemed a "carebear."
So what else would happen if CCP governed a nation?
You just described Michigan. CCP governs Michigan?
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.03.28 15:55:00 -
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Show us on the doll where CCP touched you.
I think a nation of CCP rules would at least be fun...maybe then some of us could trake Miilla down and finally put an end to her trolling.
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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.28 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: rock crawlermne
Show us on the doll where CCP touched you.
I think a nation of CCP rules would at least be fun...maybe then some of us could trake Miilla down and finally put an end to her trolling.
Reported for death threats, and role playing to mask it does not count.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Miilla
Reported for rumour threads.
Are you like 12 yrs old and butthurt over getting moderated for being stupid?
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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Miilla
Reported for rumour threads.
Are you like 12 yrs old and butthurt over getting moderated for being stupid?
Reported for offtopic
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Cairn Bolete
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Aethera Cura
- You would go to jail, for life, for participating in currency exchange.
That's not some wacky rule that CCP made up, it's the law.
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Aethera Cura
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Cairn Bolete
Originally by: Aethera Cura
- You would go to jail, for life, for participating in currency exchange.
That's not some wacky rule that CCP made up, it's the law.
...because you can't freely exchange currency types in the real world?
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Joe Skellington
Minmatar
JOKAS Industries
Matari Legion
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:06:00 -
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EVE is Real.
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Vantoth
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Aethera Cura
...because you can't freely exchange currency types in the real world?
Not if one of them is a pretend currency.
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:12:00 -
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Edited by: rock crawlermne on 28/03/2011 16:13:19
Originally by: Miilla
Originally by: rock crawlermne
Show us on the doll where CCP touched you.
I think a nation of CCP rules would at least be fun...maybe then some of us could trake Miilla down and finally put an end to her trolling.
Reported for death threats, and role playing to mask it does not count.
Reported for being stupid. Were you stung as a child?
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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: rock crawlermne
Edited by: rock crawlermne on 28/03/2011 16:13:19
Originally by: Miilla
Originally by: rock crawlermne
Show us on the doll where CCP touched you.
I think a nation of CCP rules would at least be fun...maybe then some of us could trake Miilla down and finally put an end to her trolling.
Reported for death threats, and role playing to mask it does not count.
Reported for being stupid. Were you stung as a child?
Offtopic
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Aethera Cura
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Vantoth
Originally by: Aethera Cura
...because you can't freely exchange currency types in the real world?
Not if one of them is a pretend currency.
ISK is not a "pretend currency," it is a real currency inside a digital world , not a fake one, a digital one. There is a difference.
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Xavier Isaacson
Minmatar
Surface Detail
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:36:00 -
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angry baby miilla is ANNNNGRY. In other news, I think that a country run by CCP would be pretty awesome actually.
Originally by: Verone
BBC Trust are a sack of arses.
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Esna Pitoojee
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:47:00 -
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If CCP governed a nation...
You could bump, nudge or ran into anyone's car as much as you wanted... provided it didn't actually hurt them. However, hurting anyone outside of Ghetto areas will result in several helicoptor gunships appearing to strafe you until dead.
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S'Ryel
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:47:00 -
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... it would be total chaos because there is no such thing as "super cops" that insta pop on the head of those infringing the little laws you have, insta freez them, insta kill them and, on top of that, that are weapon proof.
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Gravemind GER
Caldari
Community for Justice
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:48:00 -
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they would call it sansha's nation
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Skulldilocks
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:50:00 -
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Congratulations you just described an African nation.
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Krevnos
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:53:00 -
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- 'Scotty' would be watching you when you visit the lavatory: he would make you wait 30 seconds from when you enter the bathroom until you could use the facility, and then wait another 30 seconds afterward before you would be allowed to flush.
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:55:00 -
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None of those are particularly true for EVE, so I don't know why they'd apply to any RL country CCP ran.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.03.28 17:07:00 -
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If CCP ran a nation:
* there would be no supermarkets, only commodity markets
* there would be almost no advertising, none to speak of anyway
* there would be no warning labels, and many, many, MANY more "Darwin Awards" lists
* all products of a certain type would be standardized to the point of not mattering when or where it was manufactured or by whom
* products would never break (unless you put them in a blender in a microwave in a crashing plane or something like that)
* there would be no prisons
* there would be no lawyers
* only three punishments would exist : financial fines, destruction/confiscation of property, and the death penalty
|-> "reallifeist" religion priests selling indulgences would be punishable by death
|-> and the punishments only apply for the cities, in the countryside, everything goes
* the laws of physics would spontaneously alter twice a year
* technological progress would only happen during those said alterations of the laws of physics
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.28 17:09:00 -
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You would have to renew your subscription to life, and if you decided to "undock" with your PLEX, you could very well get it destroyed before you had time to apply the extension to your longevity.
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Herrring
Amarr
National Quality Breaker
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Posted - 2011.03.28 17:12:00 -
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If people get scammed, the scammers get praised.
This would make the everyday news so much more... colorful...
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.28 19:00:00 -
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EVE isn't real?
WTF!??!?!
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Rakrist
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.28 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Vantoth
Not if one of them is a pretend currency.
You can exchange real currency for pretty much anything. That's, like, a useful thing about IRL currency.
(You are now aware that all your isk really belongs to CCP and it is CCP that RMT people are stealing from).
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Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
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Posted - 2011.03.28 20:49:00 -
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Traffic jams would become 10x more irritating when your car refuses to move no matter how hard you plant your foot
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Lykouleon
Bad Kitty Inc.
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Posted - 2011.03.28 21:04:00 -
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CCP Shadow for president
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Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
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Posted - 2011.03.28 21:06:00 -
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This is one of those "Eve has sound?" things:
Originally by: Aethera Cura
If CCP governed a nation:
Duh, it's called Iceland.
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Darth Skorpius
m3 Corp
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.03.28 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Julius Rigel
This is one of those "Eve has sound?" things:
Originally by: Aethera Cura
If CCP governed a nation:
Duh, it's called Iceland.
thats what i was thinking
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