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Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:17:00 -
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Dear TEST Alliance,
I must extend my deepest, most sincere thanks for acknowledging our terrible, terrible "Hi-Sec PvP" Carebearishness. To fight you guys 3 weeks a month is worth every isk spent to keep the wars live strictly for the convo's, EvEmails, and random chat p0rn found on reddit.
The entertainment myself and my fellow alliance mates get from killing you guys repeatedly makes us all very, very happy with the pure comedy of your loss mails. Thank you for your repeated attempts to gank us in Jita, it started with rifters and slowly escalated to cruisers; were waiting for the hurricane army now, as you are obviously engaging us in respect as your skill training allows.
We seriously hope you will make the war with us mutual to not only help train your up and coming warlords, but to help us continue to enjoy our grueling endeavors in Jita. Without you guys, the Torrinos pipe would never be nearly as exciting, and our solo roamers would never ever get to test the might of a lone Cruor against a Navy Raven.
Kisses,
A.V.
By the way - This was hilarious.
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Dark Bakura
Minmatar MunsterMunch The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:21:00 -
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Please continue to put plexes in your Dramiels, we appreciate it.
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Foxtrot986
Amarr Ixion Defence Systems Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:24:00 -
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Just so you guys know, your jita camps have single-handedly cut off our rifter supply chain backbone, making us unable to mount a decent fleet. Our entire alliance is in disarray, likely to never recover. I hope you're happy If I ever grow a pair, I'll enter the dangerous lands known as "hi sec" to take you on, with my impairor.
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dark'illuminati
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 -
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I would just like to add that Aerion's opinions are not his own and do reflect the thoughts of our alliance.
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slickdog
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 -
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here we go i posted something aerion
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Azithromycin
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 -
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Please continue to be home to my alt for intel and feed steady isk for decs, we appreciate it.
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Rico Felix
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 -
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Those rifters I am sure you did not want. That 5 billion isk Nightmare one of your guys lost tho, I have a feeling he wanted it.
Make the war mutual, thanks!
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Achem
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 06:31:00 -
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all we ask is that you reciprocate our love. xoxo
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Teigor
Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 07:23:00 -
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Will wardec for sov, and maybe a moon.
Quote: An Offer, Please Read From: Paddyman Sent: 2011.03.12 13:24 To: rob3r,
Hello,
I represent the Orphanage Alliance, and I'm approaching you with a rather unusual if not ground-breaking offer, please read it and consider.
Due to our growth and success in Empire, we are looking for a small Sov claim in zero, for both Isk making and a PvP base, as such we are approaching several large sov holding / renting alliances - Your alliance Included.
What we are after (In Short) -
-A single high quality zero system.
-A less high quality but upgradeable constellation.
What we offer in return -
- A Mutual blue from the Orphanage to your alliance - Freedom from any future empire wars.
- The support (when available) of a proven dedicated PvP base of players who's statistic's and activity levels speak for themselves.
- The offer to work with you in co-ordinating your zero campaigns, I.E We are a predominantly high sec war declaring alliance, so, we would be willing to set aside a part of our weekly wars, to hitting specified targets of your choice - killing your oppenents logistics in Effect.
Clearly this request is somewhat different from most, maybe even newsworthy, but we feel the benefits for both us and the deal alliance are far in-excess of any normal "ISK Rental" deal.
Also to note, Our alliance runs mostly to declare wars, and as such the money we make in turn goes directly on MORE wars. If we had the income from say 1 or more high value moons (provided by yourselves). That ISK injection could we argue, be spent at your direction - on the targets of your chosing.
Please contact myself directly in relation to the above offer, however if you wish to confirm that the deal I offer is genuine and supported by the alliance directors feel free to make your own enquiries.
We would ask that this is to remain at a directors only level - untill such time as a deal is agreed.
Yours Sincerely
Paddyman, CEO Munstermunch The 0rphanage
http://killboard.evekb.co.uk/?a=top20
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Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 07:41:00 -
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Originally by: Paddyman
A Mutual blue from the Orphanage to your alliance - Freedom from any future empire wars.
Thank god that would never happen with TEST, it would have never gone over with our small terrible member base. You guys single handedly pay for most of our alliances game time; who needs to run sanctums/anoms when you idiots do it for us, bring it to high sec, and get ganked on the Sobaseki gate.
Seriously, more PLEX in your dramiels.
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Dark Bakura
Minmatar MunsterMunch The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Paddyman
Seriously, more PLEX in your dramiels.
I endorse this.
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Nomnom Cookie
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 08:09:00 -
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I approve of these guys and their willingness to teach TEST newbies that highsec is a bad, scary place. |
Azithromycin
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 08:28:00 -
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i wish test had more elite pvp pro-pilots like like Nomnom Cookie
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Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Azithromycin i wish test had more elite pvp pro-pilots like like Nomnom Cookie
Our tiger style is strong, but their dragon style will defeat us.
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 09:23:00 -
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:smug: :smug: :smug:
Oh crap equal numbers EVERYONE DOCK UP!
:condi: :colbert: :condi: :colbert: :condi:
OKAY THEY'RE GONE EVERYONE UNDOCK!
:smug: :smug: :smug:
Rinse, Repeat
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Kireiina
Caldari Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 10:15:00 -
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.... sorry, I thought this was a topic by a meaningful alliance.
<3 TEST.
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Ryan Starwing
Gallente Cryptonym Sleepers Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: Nomnom Cookie I approve of these guys and their willingness to teach TEST newbies that highsec is a bad, scary place.
This
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DurrHurrDurr
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 11:52:00 -
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Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.
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Steintz
Gallente Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: DurrHurrDurr Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.
Then make it mutual ?
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White Tree
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:14:00 -
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I like the way you still think you get to make smug words after you become - of all things - renters. Nice one dumbdumbs. _______________________________________
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DurrHurrDurr
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Steintz
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.
Then make it mutual ?
That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.
Protip: They don't.
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Steintz
Gallente Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.
Protip: They don't.
well... according to several TEST "love" mails - you do actually care..
Love you too :)
Noobtip: Make it mutual
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DurrHurrDurr
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: Steintz
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.
Protip: They don't.
well... according to several TEST "love" mails - you do actually care..
Love you too :)
Noobtip: Make it mutual
We just love posting.
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Katcaeks
Caldari SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:28:00 -
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This somewhat gives me the idea of high school kids hanging around in a pre-school playground, beating up the kids and taking their toys then taking videos and putting them on Youtube and being all proud about it.
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Jirai Grepher
Gallente Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:43:00 -
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you guys over the sound of my neutral alt docking at 4-4.
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Razzor Death
Gallente Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 12:49:00 -
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They have Sov you say ?
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He11sing
Amarr draketrain Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.30 14:06:00 -
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aerion
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Shelob Pippen
Caldari Dark Shadow Industries Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.03.30 14:11:00 -
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Originally by: Razzor Death
They have Sov you say ?
They didnt want that sov anyway? Play or Quit. There is no try...... Shelob Pippen |
Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.30 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Razzor Death
They have Sov you say ?
They bend over for AAA, AAA in turn put them in the sh*t zone next to also pets CVA.
Originally by: Leeroy McJenkins There is no real pvp in EVE, there is only winning or losing and then feeling :smug: about winning or sore about losing. There is nothing wrong with this arrangement.
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar The Wyld Hunt The G0dfathers
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Posted - 2011.03.30 14:17:00 -
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Let PB do your announcements, he manages so much better...Milk n Cookies war ?
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