The Drekla Consortium
|Posted - 2011.04.02 16:33:00 -
Greetings CEO's and directors,
I will be selling my skills as a statistician to those who desire them. Some of you may not be aware of the power and usefulness of having statistical data at your finger tips. Those of you who may have been using the data, or having the data used against you, know all too well what it means to have "proof" at your disposal.
MY BACKGROUND IN REAL LIFE (AKA SHORT RESUME):
*Bachelors in Psychology and Sociology (4 year)
*Second semester Master's student (Human Development and Family Studies, projected graduation date May 2012)
*Instructor of Statistics (College Level, Research Based, Behavioral Sciences)
*Supplemental Instruction Leader in Statistics since September 2008 (Behavioral Sciences)
*Tutor in Statistics since September 2008 (Behavioral Sciences)
Coordinator at a college tutoring center (2009 - Present)
*Have tutored the following fields: GNS stats, industrial stats, marketing stats
No I will not say what college university I work at.
WHAT CAN I PROVIDE YOU?
The simplest service I am willing to provide you ask? Data analysis. Over my years I have been exposed to multiple methods of data collection, statistical analysis, and interpretation of said data. I am offering all parties interested an opportunity to use someones real, plausible skills, in taking "snap shots" of your corporation and its inner-workings. How you use this information is up to you. Of course I may offer suggestions based on the information I have collected and also keep you aware of any pitfalls that may be arising.
For those of you who are interested in specific tasks, I can also offer more complex and advanced services. The sky is the limit as far as what sort of issues might be best addressed with these skills. And in situations where it is not the best idea for me to work on it, I will let you know.
YOU'VE WET MY INTEREST. NOW WHAT?
Talk to me. If you have an issue in your corporation and want to see what I think about it, we can discuss the issue. If I feel like I can offer you assistance, I will offer it. I have no interest in offering you help that can not actually be given. When it is possible, it will be offered.
OK MR. STATS...WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
School. I need practice collecting and analyzing data with a goal-oriented mentality. Those of you who recognize my name know that I've been around for ages. Mostly douche-baggery. But because I'm teaching and taking grad courses while being a coordinator in a tutoring center...let's just say I don't get to play EVE that much.
So here I am offering something that will help me in real life and be able to help you manage your corporation.
HMMM, I SEE. HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST?
My fee's can be as low as 50 million isk for a simple snapshot of your corporation. I will only charge you if the sample is at least 75% of the corporation. The more people you have, the harder it will be for me to collect the data, which in turn means I will charge more than 50 million isk. The price will be arguable based on what kind of information you are interested in and what you want me to do with it (or help you address).
For more specific tasks (maybe you have a thief and want to know how to change the atmosphere of your corp? or are wanting to know how to improve morale and corporate functioning?) the fee will be based on the complexity of the data and the size of your corporation.
SO YOU MIGHT CHARGE ME A TON OF ISK???
My fee will never exceed more than 50% of the cost of a GTC. Cost of the GTC is based on the first day I begin working for you.
HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE?
I can only play on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (consistently). You can expect to see results within 1 - 3 days of when I begin work. For larger corporations, it will of course take longer.
Contact me if you are interested!
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