I'm sorry lucy that you're an idiotic teenage boy who never will never come into any form of contact with anything female and who lacks any form of companionship, I understand that in your situation any sane person would be pretty angry with themselves.


Dear the test alliance director who spends every waking minute browsing reddit and composing himself as a self righteous child, my english grammar and spelling is excellent thankyou very much. I'm sorry that you had to spend two hours in front of this reply section to think about what you wanted to say and to look up the vocabulary you required to augment your post, the rest of us have lives.

I've posted a response in the eve online forums,

In summary:

My english grammar and spelling are impeccable thankyou-very-much. It is clear that you spent hours over a thesaurus checking for vocabulary to augment your appauling post, the rest of us have lives and don't spend every waking second browing reddit and it's subreddits.

I'm also sorry that you think your excuse for a disgusting group of virgin, greasy, backstabbing no-lifers produce more concise posts than the rest of us in crime and punishment, are you blind or do you ever take a look through the CAOD forums?

The posts created by your slaves is disgusting and you should be ashamed.

I really don't care that you're a director, it gives you no more leverage when it is perversely clear that you are childish idiot attempting to act maturely, grow up kid.

You will be blocked because naturally you will be offended by this truthful mail and will simply send back a nasty, hateful rubbish piece of mail including swear words and abuse because it makes you feel more important; if you are desperate to make yourself feel as though you aren't a useless piece of trash (you are), then I'm sure you'll be happy to use an alternate character.

goodbye.

Got to love the irony of taking the time to post a lengthy monologue about not caring.

If you wouldn't care, you wouldn't open a thread about it.
If nobody cared, there wouldn't be so much whining about them.

In ten years from now, you'll tell people about this awesome spaceship game you've played
and you WILL mention the goons and TEST, because you have no choice ...
... same as with opening this stupid thread.


Stupid sheep.

See, making long-winded posts about "not caring" is pretty silly because it doesn't really reflect the level of apathy you are trying to put off. It's the posting equivalent of covering your ears and screaming "lalalalala" and just as fruitless.

This thread has 1,500 views, I am amazing. Sorry kids ;) Also lucy, you are possibly the stupidest, most idiotic child I have ever seen, please stop posting your drivel.

Thanks for the mail biiitchura You just made my morning a little better