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El Muchacha
Minmatar
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.04.11 14:19:00 -
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So it was just another day in our WH. I was putting out the vibe with my corpies as usual talking about stuff on TS and listening to some dope jams like Dr. Dre when all of a sudden Lewis(Stan's brother in law) finds an opening to high sec. So we were all like "ummmmmmm" and all of a sudden Timmy(Stan's husband) was like: "let's camp the WH to hi sec." Everyone was like: "ok". So we proceed to get into our armor tanked Drakes and set up camp.
So here we all are the gang comprosed of Lewis(stan's brother in law), Timmy(Stan's husband), Stan, Frank, Me, and Victor. We are all in Drakes and we wait for an unsuspecting target. Well about 30 mins in Stan starts going on a rant about how his Son Patrick has not had a girlfriend in over 3 years and the other day his friend Neal brought over some odd plastic thing that was in the shape of a noodle and how Neal hit Patrick in head with it and how Patrick was ****ed. By then TS was in an uproar and nothing could be taken seriously.
Quickly I realized that Timmy was losing control of the fleet after everyone heard this story. So I decided to take over as FC. So another 20 mins pass when Lewis(StanÆs brother in law) has to go to the bathroom. Anyways, Lewis was like: ôFC I need to go to the bathroomö and I was like: ôyeah go aheadö. Then all of a sudden Timmy yells ôincomingö and the WH makes a lot of noise and in comes a ship like it was some sort of a g*d d*amn magic show. We open fire. The probe died. Was pretty ridiculousà.
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Lykouleon
Gallente
Bad Kitty Inc.
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 14:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Frau Klaps
Fascinating.
Don't click on this.
No, really, don't, it'll make your eyes bleed. |
Angel HUN
Caldari
Spricer
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Posted - 2011.04.11 14:27:00 -
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No content detected.
Originally by: CCP Oveur
We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
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BuckStrider
Caldari
Double-Down
Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2011.04.11 14:55:00 -
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Let me pick out the only things of relevance
Quote:
So we proceed to get into our armor tanked Drakes
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Was pretty ridiculous
You give wormholers a bad name, I think you should be removed
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Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.11 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: El Muchacha
listening to some dope jams like Dr. Dre
This explains the tail...
Originally by: Leeroy McJenkins
There is no real pvp in EVE, there is only winning or losing and then feeling :smug: about winning or sore about losing. There is nothing wrong with this arrangement.
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Zimi Vlasic
Amarr
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2011.04.11 18:05:00 -
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cool story hansel
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Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer |
Misanth
Amarr
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.04.11 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
Fascinating.
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Anansi Kring
Minmatar
Quiet.Storm
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Anansi Kring on 11/04/2011 21:54:27
The only thing of relevance is that there are 7 morons in this thread that don't know the difference between:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tale
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Isomerc
Caldari
Void Angels
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:28:00 -
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Edited by: Isomerc on 11/04/2011 22:28:49
So what's the point of this thread?
All I got out of it was that a bunch of rednecks who are quasi-related to one another were sitting in their trailer playing eve and they got a kill, which made their week.
Can we expect a sequel?
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EI Digin
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.11 23:35:00 -
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cool story bro
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Headerman
Minmatar
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.12 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: El Muchacha
Timmy(Stan's husband)
***s in holes....
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Kijo Rikki
Caldari
Point of No Return
Waterboard
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Posted - 2011.04.12 01:54:00 -
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Do people really FC gate/wh entry camps?
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Soldarius
Caldari
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.12 06:59:00 -
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*Insert colorful meme here.*
Originally by: CCP Shadow
...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Octaviun
Amarr
United Mining And Distribution
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Posted - 2011.04.12 07:17:00 -
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Originally by: Kijo Rikki
Do people really FC gate/wh entry camps?
If you are borderline ******ed sure, why not?
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Ashimat
Caldari
Selectus Pravus Lupus
Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: BuckStrider
Let me pick out the only things of relevance
Quote:
So we proceed to get into our armor tanked Drakes
Quote:
Was pretty ridiculous
You give wormholers a bad name, I think you should be removed
Fishing for contracts are we? :)
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Entrepreuna
Minmatar
Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.04.12 13:23:00 -
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"Well about 30 mins in Stan starts going on a rant about how his Son Patrick has not had a girlfriend in over 3 years and the other day his friend Neal brought over some odd plastic thing that was in the shape of a noodle and how Neal hit Patrick in head with it and how Patrick was ****ed."
Did anyone else start laughing when they read this?
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lisa herrick
Minmatar
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:16:00 -
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confirming that this is the best thread on COAD for some time - the rest of you should take note. it has content, humor, some seriousness and politically relevant material (such as gay marriage).
if only more people would post real stuff instead of continually trolling, this forum would be a better place for all.
please continue to post your tails - like a kinda intorweb pin the tail on the donkey story time.
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