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Jullian Valdexron
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:07:00 -
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I am a authorized representative of the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet and I want to talk to you about a great investment opportunity.
As some of you may know The Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet (MCAB) is dependent on outside enterprise for financial stability. MCAB dose a great deal of charity work and even works to compensate those that have been wronged by major alliances like HYDRA Reloaded and GOONSWARM Federation.
Some of the most gifted and talented members of the eve community call themselves members of MCAB. Members like Xenuria who hijacked Hydra reloaded and stole billions of isk and utu hulls. Members like Tony C and the Jets who use music to sooth the souls of pirate and citizen alike.
These people NEED YOU to INVEST in MCAB!
The Marcabian Stimulus package will cost an estimated 42.8 billion isk. Marcabia is counting on investors like you!
Your investment options are as follows.
100mil
500mil
1bil
5bil
20bil
Investment Guarantees Citizenship On all Marcabian Homeworlds as well as docking rights in all Marcabian stations. Don't pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity!
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Khanid Voltar
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:18:00 -
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I think you took a wrong turn on the way to IGS 
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Jullian Valdexron
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Khanid Voltar
I think you took a wrong turn on the way to IGS
No.. Its all good.. I am just like all the other people who make threads in this forum asking for money. The only difference is I will make good use of it by stimulating the economy!
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Atima
Minmatar
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:50:00 -
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I was going to post something totally pointless and offtopic as per useual. But then I thaught, seriously? do i really need to with a thread this bad?
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:58:00 -
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/reported
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Jullian Valdexron
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.04.13 22:12:00 -
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I find it interesting that when other people make threads like this people act as though they could never be anything but legitimate and trustworthy.
However when I post something I am automatically judged because of my mental condition. For shame eve community, for shame...
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Atima
Minmatar
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2011.04.13 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
I find it interesting that when other people make threads like this people act as though they could never be anything but legitimate and trustworthy.
However when I post something I am automatically judged because of my mental condition. For shame eve community, for shame...
Don't go down that route. It's not good for business. Check out that dyslexic guy from a few weeks back that made 5 ideas in a few days who tried exactly the same you don't do this to other people idea.
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Edwin Rothbard
Interstellar Arbitrage
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Posted - 2011.04.13 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
The Marcabian Stimulus package will cost an estimated 42.8 billion isk. Marcabia is counting on investors like you!
I'll fill this. I do 75% LTV so you will need to contract collateral worth 57.1b isk to me somewhere in contiguous highsec from jita. There are some forms of collateral I will not accept. I value bpos at NPC price regardless of research. I would be happy to conduct research on your BPOs while holding them as collateral but you will have to transport those to my highsec pos 2 jumps from jita.
Please touch base with me if you have questions. The juice is 10 points a month. Interest must be paid each month. I'll roll over the loan as long as the interest payments remain current.
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Members like Xenuria who hijacked Hydra reloaded and stole billions of isk and utu hulls.
I will accept utu hulls as part of the loan package valued @ 10b per hull.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.13 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Lame whining
1 - Don't care who or what you are. 2 - Your thread offers nothing Market Discussion related. 3 - It's not even a good parody.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Jullian Valdexron
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.04.13 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Shar Tegral
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Lame whining
1 - Don't care who or what you are. 2 - Your thread offers nothing Market Discussion related. 3 - It's not even a good parody.
Please take your trolling back to CnP.
Also I am not going to be giving out any UTU hulls. I plan to keep all of them.
Look if your going to invest then invest otherwise please GTFO. This thread is for serious investors looking to make a difference in the eve community!
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Khanid Voltar
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Posted - 2011.04.13 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Originally by: Shar Tegral
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Lame whining
1 - Don't care who or what you are. 2 - Your thread offers nothing Market Discussion related. 3 - It's not even a good parody.
Please take your trolling back to CnP.
Also I am not going to be giving out any UTU hulls. I plan to keep all of them.
Look if your going to invest then invest otherwise please GTFO. This thread is for serious investors looking to make a difference in the eve community!
Obvious troll is obvious.
Especially when you consider this troll left by an associated pilot in Atima's thread, mere moments before the OP started this thread:
Originally by: TonyCandthejets
Reserving 40 bil
Oh wait...
Never mind I just realized that these threads NEVER pay out and the OP ALWAYS keeps the money.
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Edwin Rothbard
Interstellar Arbitrage
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Posted - 2011.04.13 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: Edwin Rothbard on 13/04/2011 23:34:26
nvm i'm wasting my time.
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari
Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2011.04.14 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Atima
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
I find it interesting that when other people make threads like this people act as though they could never be anything but legitimate and trustworthy.
However when I post something I am automatically judged because of my mental condition. For shame eve community, for shame...
Don't go down that route. It's not good for business. Check out that dyslexic guy from a few weeks back that made 5 ideas in a few days who tried exactly the same you don't do this to other people idea.
.... wait
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.04.14 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
I am a authorized representative of the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet and I want to talk to you about a great investment opportunity.
As some of you may know The Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet (MCAB) is dependent on outside enterprise for financial stability. MCAB dose a great deal of charity work and even works to compensate those that have been wronged by major alliances like HYDRA Reloaded and GOONSWARM Federation.
Some of the most gifted and talented members of the eve community call themselves members of MCAB. Members like Xenuria who hijacked Hydra reloaded and stole billions of isk and utu hulls. Members like Tony C and the Jets who use music to sooth the souls of pirate and citizen alike.
These people NEED YOU to INVEST in MCAB!
The Marcabian Stimulus package will cost an estimated 42.8 billion isk. Marcabia is counting on investors like you!
Your investment options are as follows.
100mil
500mil
1bil
5bil
20bil
Investment Guarantees Citizenship On all Marcabian Homeworlds as well as docking rights in all Marcabian stations. Don't pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity!
This guy sounds legit. Also it's great to see someone with the intention to help those less fortunate, this just appeals to my nature.
Reserving 10billion
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Khanid Voltar
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Posted - 2011.04.14 09:53:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Reserving 10billion
So, you are a nice troll rather than a mean one now?
(I always thought you were rather nice anyway, in a tongue in cheek kinda way)
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Reserving 10billion
In the interest of fairness, I'm willing to hold your reservation until you publicly post your confirmation of involvement or your wise refusal to do so. I.e. Put your isk where your mouth is.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Shar Tegral
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Reserving 10billion
In the interest of fairness, I'm willing to hold your reservation until you publicly post your confirmation of involvement or your wise refusal to do so. I.e. Put your isk where your mouth is.
If you re read my post you will see that I clearly state I believe this guy sounds legit. However I do not believe you sound legit in your proposal, I believe that you are just attempting to troll me here and it is not constructive to the community.
I would also like to add I am waiting for him to recieve an AUDIT to prove his abilities.
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Khanid Voltar
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:22:00 -
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I think its being used to fund mercenaries
Doesn't seem that solid of an investment plan.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
However I do not believe you sound legit in your proposal, I believe that you are just attempting to troll me here and it is not constructive to the community.
Presenting an honest proposal and trolling you are not mutually exclusive actions. I never say what I do not mean. If you were to send my the isk I would indeed hold it for the exact purposes I specified. I offer this because I can and because I think you are full of crap. However my officiousness is not to be mistaken as a troll since, unlike yourself, I will follow through on what I actually offer.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:49:00 -
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Originally by: Khanid Voltar
I think its being used to fund mercenaries
Doesn't seem that solid of an investment plan.
I hereby withdraw my reservation as I cannot allow my investment to be used to sow discord within the eve community. I do not approve of mercanaries.
As such I will no longer require your services Shar Tegral, however I would like to thank you for such an offer. Perhaps in the future we can come together and do business. I eagerly await such an oppertunity.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Perhaps in the future we can come together and do business. I eagerly await such an oppertunity.
As do the residents of hell.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Khanid Voltar
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Khanid Voltar on 14/04/2011 13:05:32
As this thread is so rubbish I though I would try and improve it by providing a link to another.
Check post 1.... then 19
Funniest thread I have seen in a while 
edit - typo
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: Khanid Voltar
Funniest thread I have seen in a while
Oh yeah... instant classic. Still I reported as being in the wrong forum. I should've reported it for low iq content.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes
Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves;
Aptitude and intellect are needless here;
'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:11:00 -
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Sad, but it seems the nice lady with the facial tatoos isn't going to get her bond.
Originally by: Shar Tegral
I should've reported it for low iq content.
That one is just too easy. Take the high road, take the high road... 
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