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Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:43:00 -
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My monocle no longer inspires the hatred it once did. This is no fun. I quite enjoy being told how stupid I am while simultaneously supporting the development of all CCP games.
I realize that you have more items planned for later, but in the interim can you throw us a bone? Thanks.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
Thorn Galen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:53:00 -
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BWAHAHAHA !!
In the spirit of taking you seriously, please deposit 1Billion ISK to this character and I will hate you all the time. Won't that count as something ? Oh and, I have given you a freebie already by not "liking" you.
Got any free Monocles laying around ?
*chokes laughing*
If only all whinge posts where like this one....
(This space for rent) |
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:57:00 -
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They should release the left-eye monocle, and make them both wearable.
84,000 AUR ($420) spent on NeX store for Troll and Profit. |
Ingvar Engst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:58:00 -
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Happy with the free goggles, but I'd support this. Not that I'd be stupid enough to cough up that much money on something cosmetic, but I could giggle at those that do. |
Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:00:00 -
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Rakshasa Taisab wrote:They should release the left-eye monocle, and make them both wearable.
TYVM for stopping by my thread. I was going to cite you as one of the reasons they should release more expensive stuff, I.E. people WILL buy it. I already have the goggles on my alts, but they don't see much of the public.
I just want CCP to know there is a market for it.
Were the vocal minority after all (the forums said so).
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:35:00 -
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I can sell you a really expensive NEX item, these boots are precise! and truly the prize of the upper-classes at 5bn ISK per pair.
Contact me ingame to buy a pair, be quick they won't last long!
Oh nvm they don't appear in the character portrait, you know the ONLY part of incarna that is multiplayer... |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:45:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote:I realize that you have more items planned for later, but in the interim can you throw us a bone? Thanks.
Such as a cod piece with a decorative bone extension?
As soon as CCP realizes we're less about military style clothing and more about what can I wear to make the plebes understand that I'm an Immortal God in a Pod who is secure enough in his masculinity to wear things that would embarrass most pimps, then and only then will the NeX store will become a runaway success.
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Sikander 2
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:50:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote: can you throw us a bone?
Depends, do you want the standard bone or the NEX issue pay-to-win bone? |
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:51:00 -
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Yall niggas postin in a troll thread.
The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
Suitonia
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.09.27 17:18:00 -
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Sikander 2 wrote:Cipher Jones wrote: can you throw us a bone? Depends, do you want the standard bone or the NEX issue pay-to-win bone?
Does the pay to win bone have some sort of distracting image that causes players to just stare at it when it shows up on your characters or something? |
Florestan Bronstein
United Engineering Services
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Posted - 2011.09.27 17:30:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote:My monocle no longer inspires the hatred it once did. This is no fun.
The curse of fashion...
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.09.27 17:33:00 -
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I would pay real money for a carebear fur coat |
Reilly Duvolle
Hydra Squadron
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Posted - 2011.09.27 17:44:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote:My monocle no longer inspires the hatred it once did. This is no fun. I quite enjoy being told how stupid I am while simultaneously supporting the development of all CCP games.
I realize that you have more items planned for later, but in the interim can you throw us a bone? Thanks.
Throwing players a bone is not what CCP does. Enjoy your monocle and STFU. |
Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.09.27 17:55:00 -
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Sikander 2 wrote:Cipher Jones wrote: can you throw us a bone? Depends, do you want the standard bone or the NEX issue pay-to-win bone?
You wont even hear me scream as I biomass all toons on all accounts the minute they do that. This is for the purely "cosmetic".
The 'codpiece' would be nice after WiS is more completer, but not ATM.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
Ana Vyr
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Posted - 2011.09.27 18:29:00 -
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Assless chaps... |
Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
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Posted - 2011.09.27 18:37:00 -
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posting in troll thread. |
Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
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Posted - 2011.09.27 18:39:00 -
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x2 |
Jada Maroo
Mysterium Astrometrics
BRABODEN
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Posted - 2011.09.27 18:45:00 -
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Ana Vyr wrote:Assless chaps...
Chaps are supposed to be assless ya damned yankee. |
Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.09.27 19:49:00 -
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Mina Sebiestar wrote:posting in troll thread.
It would be a troll thread if I ridiculed people for not being able to afford it etc etc.... Since I sincerely desire more expensive NeX items, its not "trolling". But thanks for your input.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
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CCP Zymurgist
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.27 21:02:00 -
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Don't worry Cipher, there is still room for "Upper Tier" and exclusive items in the NEX store for our pilots with excessive amounts of ISK and Aurum lying around. The rest of us interested in buying fancy clothes don't need to worry about exclusives being the only things available as more affordable items are going to become available as well.
What these items are and when they will available I'm sorry I don't have that on hand, but keep an eye out for them, since the other one is obviously covered by a monocle  .
Zymurgist
Community Representative
CCP NA, EVE Online
Contact Us at http://support.eveonline.com/pages/petitions/createpetition.aspx |
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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2011.09.28 18:53:00 -
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As long as the current trend of the cooler stuff being the cheaper stuff and the god awful OMG this looks bad stuff is the more expensive stuff, I'll be fine with it.
NOSTRO AURUM NON EST AURUM VULGI |
Akara Ito
Kriegsmarinewerft
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:02:00 -
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Just add a giant, white top hat for 100k Aurum.
The trolls will bloat out the sun. |
Zimmy Zeta
Humanidyne Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:03:00 -
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I want them to sell me a paper bag to cover my ugly face.
Bonus if there is a badly drawn smiley on it. |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:04:00 -
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So many excellent responses, so much beautiful trolling...it brings tears to my eyes.
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[yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:08:00 -
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Seriously, pimp my NeX:
suits
hats
Ladies heart sunglasses
watches
Swimming in PLEX cash CCP would be.
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Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:10:00 -
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Brilliant troll! 11/10!
No seriously...this made me laugh. Needed something to cheer me up after dealing with so many idiots on these forums. Thanks to the OP. |
Homo Erectus
Evolution
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:25:00 -
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better troll: http://fangaroo.org/eve-online-fashion-trolling-a-gm |
Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:35:00 -
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lol...that was well worth the read. |
Amsterdam Conversations
Cheesecake Starshine
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:35:00 -
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How is it a troll? |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:36:00 -
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CCP = "Crowd Control Productions".
Every monocle purchased is less $$ going to some knuckle headed political movement.
And anyone who would purchase a monocle is that sort who would be taken in by such movements. Their money is being diverted to space pixels instead of going to some tyrants' campaign or thug payroll.
I support what CCP is doing.
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Homo Erectus
Evolution
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:37:00 -
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Amsterdam Conversations wrote:
pretty much for the same reason you're asking how it's a troll. you should be a GM
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Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:38:00 -
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that was brilliant!! |
buee
Valor Inc.
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:41:00 -
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The inventory in the NeX scratches only 1% of how much they have already completed. It's called planned obsolescence, the absolute keystone of all fashion and item mall principles. I believe the op has proven that this slightly immoral scheme works quite well. Not to worry, they will release another 1% of the inventory soon, and yes, there will be more expensive items. Think Titan prices GÇô that should put you in the ballpark.
Once all of you dorks are complacent with the NeX and comfortable with buying items more expensive than the ships you fly, CCP will release P2W items. Promises are empty when corporations operate on the principle of money first, product soonGäó.
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:43:00 -
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Monocle users, you are unique. Just like every other monocle user.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
Griselllda Blanco
Disco Deviants
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:45:00 -
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CCP Zymurgist wrote:What these items are and when they will available I'm sorry I don't have that on hand
1/10 |
Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.09.28 20:10:00 -
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Ah, this thread != trolling. I really want more expensive NeX items. There really are people who will buy it. The fact that that pisses some people off is what makes people refer to it as such.
That other thing I didnt really click on, it sounds like genuine trolling.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
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