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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2005.02.08 14:52:00 -
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Edited by: DUFFMANX on 08/02/2005 14:53:13
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own test1cles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his test1cles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the test1cles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
Wot and idiot (cant call him a tosser cos well..... u know) 
Edit: for some reason the spell checker dont like the word test-icles.
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Lig Lira
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Posted - 2005.02.08 14:54:00 -
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Now he just needs to cut the other one off and the gene pool will be saved from his imbecilic genes.
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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2005.02.08 14:55:00 -
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He cut both off
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Trooper B99
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Posted - 2005.02.08 15:07:00 -
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Story is here
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Richard Okuda
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Posted - 2005.02.08 18:08:00 -
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Sick, very sick.
I hope he atleast wins a darwin award for his trouble...
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2005.02.08 18:54:00 -
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 I'm all for self-mutilation. God knows I enjoy a cut or two every now and then. Maybe a piercing or two in places they shouldn't be.. but.. c'mon.. That's just takin' it too far.
*holds his balls in a protective manner*
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Ichabod Dirange
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Posted - 2005.02.08 19:06:00 -
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Evolution at its finest.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2005.02.08 23:12:00 -
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Should have vowed to cut his head off imho
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meowcat
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Posted - 2005.02.08 23:28:00 -
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impressive.
but not as impressive as this man, who not only blew of his own gonads with a shotgun, but also got 5 years in prison for it.
convict #1: "what you in for?"
convict #2: "blew me *******s off wi a shot gun"
convict #1: "aaah, right"
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.02.09 01:19:00 -
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egg chasing 4 teh win
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Dau Imperius
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Posted - 2005.02.09 02:43:00 -
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So I guess this calls for an;
Evolution made me
Cut my own balls off
name tag? 
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Shadris
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Posted - 2005.02.09 10:17:00 -
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See, this is how natural selection works in the modern world. Deprived of predators to hunt us we settle for allowing the terminally stupid to remove themselves from the gene pool on their own. 
I hope he at least gets an honourable mention on the Darwin awards.
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