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Dasola
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.05.05 15:23:00 -
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Wondering if titans doomsday would be equivalent of one of those forest fire helicopters that can drop couple tons of water on you in one go. 
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Nilania Telshua
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.05.05 17:34:00 -
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Mothership: A schoolbus full of primary-school kids with tiny waterpistols.
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Nizran L'Crit
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Posted - 2011.05.06 15:29:00 -
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Unbreakable tank = Mom with the sink hose spraying from behind the window in the kitchen. 
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Nizran L'Crit
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Posted - 2011.05.06 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: Rafael Freeman Edited by: Rafael Freeman on 26/04/2011 03:59:26
Originally by: Kavol Valarius
My son was...wet so he.. (Went inside)... My daughter's... hose pipe
Shock seized her and she started to panic.
I then grabbed her....and... activated....head).
and the quote about clubbing his daughter to death. Grow the **** up. That was uncalled for and just goes to show that no matter the content of a post here someone will go and make it completely obscene. Pigs.
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StaticEcho
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Posted - 2011.05.07 17:07:00 -
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lolz classic 
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Aznwithbeard
Minmatar OMGROFLSTOMP
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Posted - 2011.05.08 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Feligast You really need to fit a tank. Maybe 1x floaty toy, or even a damage specific hardener.
Wet suit/perma tank Guns don't kill people. onowait. |

Hailey Sonata
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Posted - 2011.05.09 11:02:00 -
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haha good lulz to be had. 
It's like that one time I did this with a friend of mine back in middle school, many years ago... He thought covering himself with a big black trash bag (tank of minnmatar origin, looking back on it) would protect him. But of course, no tank can protect against the doomsday weapon. (the water hose) It was actually quite comical.
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Alex Stone Katelo
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Posted - 2011.05.10 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: Rafael Freeman Edited by: Rafael Freeman on 26/04/2011 03:59:26
Originally by: Kavol Valarius
My son was...wet so he.. (Went inside)... My daughter's... hose pipe
Shock seized her and she started to panic.
I then grabbed her....and... activated....head).
Rafael Freeman, you are an absolute a**e.
You are either 13 or a sad lonely 40 something pedo.
Get a life dips**t. 
Nice thread OP 
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Shiva Russell
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Posted - 2011.05.10 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Feligast You really need to fit a tank. Maybe 1x floaty toy, or even a damage specific hardener.
Nice job sieging the TCU on the hose pipe, that can be tricky when your fleet sizes are relatively even.
Hardener=Sponge
Best thing i've read for a while... thank you
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Shiva Russell
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Posted - 2011.05.10 11:59:00 -
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Edited by: Shiva Russell on 10/05/2011 12:03:15 Edited by: Shiva Russell on 10/05/2011 12:01:38
Originally by: Aznwithbeard
Originally by: Feligast You really need to fit a tank. Maybe 1x floaty toy, or even a damage specific hardener.
Wet suit/perma tank
Actually ^^ this...lol
To the guys who suggested battering his kids to death or the 'peodo', it seems he actually has a life apart from eve and plays nice with his kids... A real man and father and deserves our praise rather than hurtful and imature remarks.
o7 (salutes)
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Kavol Valarius
Amarr Demonic Dawn
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Posted - 2011.05.15 21:21:00 -
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Thanks (most people) for your addition to this little thread.
I lolled at alot of the ideas
Thx again
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Gypsio III
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2011.05.15 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Malcolm Faust Where was your neutral rep? 
An enormous hairdrier? 
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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.15 23:44:00 -
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Personally, I prefer to use a stealth bomber. (Camo and Water balloons.) 
Discoverer of the Original Missile Damage Formula |

Rasta Rocketman
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.05.16 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Feligast You really need to fit a tank. Maybe 1x floaty toy, or even a damage specific hardener.
Nice job sieging the TCU on the hose pipe, that can be tricky when your fleet sizes are relatively even.
umbrella = 99% resists _______________________________________________
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Sal 'acho
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Posted - 2011.05.19 13:13:00 -
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You could try the nano approach (skateboard) but i'm pretty sure you would get pointed (hit a puddle) reducing your speed to nearly nothing.
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trade medic
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Posted - 2011.05.19 16:03:00 -
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Apply bombing tactic ... Wait out in bushes with water balloons, daughter drifts away from hose, release bombs, come in and finish her off with small arms weapons! Great Post, giggled like a school girl and Im 54!
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Skallebank
Minmatar Deralicts
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Posted - 2011.05.20 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: Cucumber Sammiches I hope you did not smack your kids in local afterwards!
lolz
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Corwin Broadside
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2011.05.20 11:33:00 -
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Great Post. Great replys. 
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SHAD0W MASTER
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Posted - 2011.06.04 00:51:00 -
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Ibis = Small child with $1.50 plastic water pistol.
Zealot = Young adult with $75 High powered Supersoaker GTX Mk V
Scimitar = Fast Kid in Track Shoes with 4 portable hair Dryers
  
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Darthrin Storm
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Posted - 2011.06.12 16:22:00 -
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So were you in 0.0 or was it a wardec? Cuz I didn't hear you mention gateguns(sprinklers)
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Zangorus
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Posted - 2011.06.12 18:28:00 -
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Makes me wanna have kids lol
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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
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Posted - 2011.06.13 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 13/06/2011 04:34:33
Originally by: Zangorus Makes me wanna have kids lol
While it seems like a good idea at first, you have to make it through years of emptying their pod goo, constantly feeding them cap boosters (and cleaning up the ones they've dropped), sitting through embarrassing tantrums in Jita local chat, and injecting them with countless skills before they have enough skillpoints to make worthwhile PVPers.
But hey, training your alts is an investment.
Discoverer of the Original Missile Damage Formula |

VKhaun Vex
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Posted - 2011.06.13 06:46:00 -
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Some guy thought he was a pro pirate and tried to take my ship IRL. I fired my projectile weapon at him. Unfortunately he was outside his pod and had no clone on stand by. Somali Coast is a fun system. ^^
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Lutz Major
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Posted - 2011.06.13 07:16:00 -
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Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK While it seems like a good idea at first, you have to make it through years of emptying their pod goo, constantly feeding them cap boosters (and cleaning up the ones they've dropped), sitting through embarrassing tantrums in Jita local chat, and injecting them with countless skills before they have enough skillpoints to make worthwhile PVPers.
But hey, training your alts is an investment.
true, true ... and I wish I could fit my clothes with some poo, pee and vomit hardeners :)
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Gloryhunter
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Posted - 2011.06.14 12:41:00 -
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Shoulda had your wife wearing a cargo box lobbing water balloons at them
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Servitor 002
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Posted - 2011.06.14 14:31:00 -
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Cov ops - The wife going out to buy the kids nerf guns while im at work.
Gank Squad - Said Nerf gun armed kids splattering me, the wall, door and passing traffic with nerf bullets when I arrived home :) (6 kids with auto nerf guns = a crap load of foam bullets)
Great post OP thanks for the laugh.
cheers
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ElJo123
Accompanied By Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.06.15 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kavol Valarius
My daughter's Weapon fit: 2 x Large Supersoakers. She also had sovereignty of the hose pipe
Trouble with small alliances holding sov is that GODdot likes to drop by and rain on their parade.
yes this is a hidden nerf clouds whine post. 
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Zoroa Aulx-Gao
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Posted - 2011.06.15 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Evolution1979 Edited by: Evolution1979 on 26/04/2011 13:14:26 Edit: Deleted as per request 
Ok I just Eve Search'd your post, you got some problems bro.
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Enik3
Crimson Empire. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.06.15 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Zoroa Aulx-Gao
Originally by: Evolution1979 Edited by: Evolution1979 on 26/04/2011 13:14:26 Edit: Deleted as per request 
Ok I just Eve Search'd your post, you got some problems bro.
Did the same -- "problems" is an understatement 
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