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El Muchacha
Minmatar
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.04.25 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: El Muchacha on 25/04/2011 19:23:16
So it is a Sunday night and we are all in the POS putting out the vibe and having guy talk. The people that are currently logged in are: Lewis(StanÆs brother in law), Timmy(StanÆs life partner), Stan, Frank, me, and Victor. The night was important because we were deciding on whether to bring a new member on board or not. The member was Sebastian. Long story short before Lewis and Timmy became life partner or ôloversö what have you. Timmy and Sebastian used to date. But things would go south whenever the 2 would go to a grocery store and come home and then Sebastian would surprise Timmy with a cream pie upon returning from the grocery store as a surprise.
This happened on more than one occasion and was really upsetting to Timmy.
Long story short Timmy never forgive Sebastion for giving him all those cream pies. He clearly stated that the extra protein was doing him no good since he was on a strict diet and was trying to lose weight. So, junk food really was not helping his cause. But others wanted Sebastion in due to him having an Osprey and it would probably be a huge boost to our mining fleet.
Anyways, I speak up on team speak and like ôGuys canÆt we look past all the cream pies that Sebastion gave Timmy and just move on?ö Lewis was like ôNo.ö Timmy was like: ôNo I do not think so.ö So we decide to not let him in the corp.
Things were kind of weird on TS when all of a sudden we find a WH to hi sec and upon entering it there was a fella in there named ôGabe Uttsecks.ö Upon hearing this name TS just starts cracking up hysterically. It was pretty ridiculous. Of course Timmy being the fruit ball he is found the name very offensive and if one of us is offended all of us are offended. So we decide to hop into our armor tanked Drake fleet and decide to teach this guy a lesson for having a name like that.
So we cover the gates. I say on TS: ôLewis(StanÆs brother in law) do you see anything?ö Lewis says: ôNo.ö. Long story short we wait for Gabe Uttsecks for over 4 hours and never found him. So we decide to head back into the WH go through the static and get to our POS and decide to finish off the night mining a nice grav site so we can finish building our Osprey fleet for plexing.
The End
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Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.25 19:29:00 -
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Edited by: Spurty on 25/04/2011 19:29:36
W T F IS THIS?
Fizzt!
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Ocularus Xenos
Gallente
CANUCK ENGINERING
Fade 2 Black
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Posted - 2011.04.25 21:29:00 -
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Edited by: Ocularus Xenos on 25/04/2011 21:30:09
Great comedy, I lol'd. Or sad newbs. I'm preying for comedy.
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Nik W
Caldari
Critical Mass Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.25 21:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Spurty
Edited by: Spurty on 25/04/2011 19:29:36
W T F IS THIS?
A WIDOT thread? It's gotta be.
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Entrepreuna
Minmatar
Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.04.27 03:33:00 -
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This thread is wrong on so many levels and yet the OP chose his wording very carefully. All I got out of this is one dude giving another dude cream pie's. Apparently the husband/life partener/whatever of that dude who got cream pied was jealous and wouldn't let the guy into the corp because of that.
Then they run across this guy named Gabe Uttsecks(sp?) and try to take him out with am armor tanked Drake fleet. I'm really not sure what to think of this thread guys. I must admit that I did laugh though hysterically.
7/10 good job OP.
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momtherussiansbadtouchme
Gallente
Infinite Covenant
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.27 15:57:00 -
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id give it a six. or maybe a nine...
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John Caesse
Caldari
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.27 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nik W
Originally by: Spurty
Edited by: Spurty on 25/04/2011 19:29:36
W T F IS THIS?
A WIDOT thread? It's gotta be.
Not yet...
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Batelle
Gallente
do you
-Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2011.04.27 19:05:00 -
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gay
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Deen Wispa
Gallente
Pilots of Epic
Roughneck Regulators
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Posted - 2011.04.28 18:19:00 -
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There's more substance here than in the last 15 threads on COAD. Please keep posting OP. I am LOLing
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El Muchacha
Minmatar
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.04.29 20:15:00 -
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Do you guys want another thread? I have more stories about the events of last night..........
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Deen Wispa
Gallente
Pilots of Epic
Roughneck Regulators
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Posted - 2011.04.30 03:18:00 -
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yes please. there's more hillarity here than in any other thread.
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inexistin
Gallente
Rubbish and Garbage Removal
Bang Bang You're Dead
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Posted - 2011.04.30 16:53:00 -
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This had so much potential for lulz, but I screwed it up by schimming through it. Well, on to the next thread. 
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