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QT McWhiskers
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.09.03 19:20:00 -
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Hello space friends and goons. I bring to you today another fantastically awesome invention. I like to call it.
Wormhole Instability Magnification Matrix Activation Blockade UnitGäó Or WIMMABU for short.
This miraculous device, which can only be used on a K162 side of a WH, increases the instability of an already unstable wormhole. Using a complicated mathmatical ratio, it will increase the chance of collapsing a wormhole intentionally by jumping through the K162 side.
Its all dependent on the mass of your ship, and the max jump mass of a wormhole. The closer the mass of your ship is to the maximum jump mass, the better chance of collapsing a wormhole on a 1/1 scale ratio. This means that if your ship is exactly the max jump mass, you will collapse your hole and prevent any of those mean old pirates from coming in and interrupting your money making plans.
Some facts about the WIMMABU.
1. Because of contracting issues, the only people I have found to manufacture said device are the sansha faction. It can only be purchased in stain for 1,425,851,021 isk. (But tell me, isnt peace of mind worth it?)
2. It can not be anchored in high sec as it is highly illegal there.
3. Once anchored, the device will be active for 24 hours and be visible on overview in the entire system, similar to a TCU.
4. The device will produce a loss mail if destroyed.
5. Side effects may include Isk making increase, Carebear Numbers increasig in wormholes, nausea, vommiting, fertility decrease in women and sterility in men.
So come on down and buy a nice quality piece of peace of mind. |
Mal Ishos
Red Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.03 19:29:00 -
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https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=270 |
QT McWhiskers
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.09.03 19:37:00 -
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Mal Ishos wrote:https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=270
Sigh. |
Jack Miton
Bite Me inc
Elysian Empire
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Posted - 2012.09.03 21:14:00 -
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oh goody, another one of these threads...
ive posted is so many of these that i think im down to quoting dr evil:
HOW ABOUT NO, SCOTT? |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol
Project Wildfire
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Posted - 2012.09.03 21:48:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08 |
QT McWhiskers
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.09.03 23:02:00 -
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Jack Miton wrote:oh goody, another one of these threads...
ive posted is so many of these that i think im down to quoting dr evil:
HOW ABOUT NO, SCOTT?
I give it four more posts before people realize what this thread is actually about.
Hint 1.4b price tag on an item you will effectively lose when you jump through a wormhole. |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.09.03 23:15:00 -
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Thread moved from Wormholes to F&I - ISD Type40.
ISD Type40
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
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