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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:25:00 -
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So I've maybe pulled off ONE suicide gank, and I was curious as to whether or not converting to Islam would be an option. I'm under the impression that you are to receive the gift of 72 VIRGINS, female, upon a successful attack against the heathens that are high sec miners. Couples of questions here:
- Does the 72 multiply per death?
- Are the females attractive?
- Were the females born female?
- Is pregnancy possible?
- Anal allowed?
- What about animals?
Any information concerning this matter would be most appreciated.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:26:00 -
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72 virgin corpses, noone has touched them since they were ejected from their metal eggs
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Triksterism
Spacecataz.
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:26:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLFbuMILmnI
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Calfis
Amarr
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Dracoliche
So I've maybe pulled off ONE suicide gank, and I was curious as to whether or not converting to Islam would be an option. I'm under the impression that you are to receive the gift of 72 VIRGINS, female, upon a successful attack against the heathens that are high sec miners. Couples of questions here:
- Does the 72 multiply per death?
- Are the females attractive?
- Were the females born female?
- Is pregnancy possible?
- Anal allowed?
- What about animals?
Any information concerning this matter would be most appreciated.
Theres no more Jihadswarm as far as I know, Sheik karttoon is in PL now.
And Allah doesn't reward scrubs who run away when facing equal numbers in a small gang (NI4NI). 
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Calfis
Allah doesn't reward scrubs
Questions answered. 
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Khory Thunderstar
The Single Scam
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Posted - 2011.05.05 17:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoliche
So I've maybe pulled off ONE suicide gank, and I was curious as to whether or not converting to Islam would be an option. I'm under the impression that you are to receive the gift of 72 VIRGINS, female, upon a successful attack against the heathens that are high sec miners. Couples of questions here:
There is a study that theorizes that you would be getting grapes, not virgins. Virgis was a translation error. But since the people in power find it much more useful to have your suicide bombers receiving virgins instead of grapes, you cannot question it or you become the target of a Jhad.
Originally by: Dracoliche
- Does the 72 multiply per death?
The condition to get the virgins is to get to heaven. As you only get to heaven once...
Originally by: Dracoliche
- Are the females attractive?
They are females. They wear a veil their whole life. Even a femla ankle would be atractive in that situation.
Originally by: Dracoliche
- Were the females born female?
Probably. They dont allow you even to see beyond a veil, they wouldnt allow a doctor to touch it.
Originally by: Dracoliche
- Is pregnancy possible?
Likely.
Originally by: Dracoliche
- Anal allowed?
Doubt it.
Originally by: Dracoliche
- What about animals?
... I have no idea.
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Ophie
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Posted - 2011.05.05 17:14:00 -
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Considering the prevalence of cloning and transferring minds in the EVE universe, I don't think birth gender would even come into play. If a guy decided that he would rather be a woman, he would just have to get himself uploaded into a female body; no surgical modification necessary. The same would apply to attractiveness. Uggos would just be able to clone themselves someone that looks good and then take over one of those bodies for themselves.
Cloning/podding is also a great way to deal with STDs, pregnancy, and finding virgin bodies to break in, if that's your thing.
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.05 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ophie
Cloning/podding is also a great way to deal with STDs, pregnancy, and finding virgin bodies to break in, if that's your thing.
Suddenly my world becomes brighter.
Not sure about virgin grapes.
Maybe wine will make it better.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.05.05 19:49:00 -
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This is not appropriate for the EVE Forums.
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