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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.20 19:48:00 -
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Today I was gathering intel on a Minmatar pilot. It was very easy to break in. However that is not the warning I bring to you today. There was an issue that seems to be deeply rooted into the Minmatar way of life. This pilot left garbage everywhere. All Minmatar seem to live in trash.
So, to you Minmatar out there, I issue this warning. If you want to save your petty little bloodlines lives, teach your children to live a cleaner lifestyle. If I catch any of my slaves leaving any of their bottles with labels around my quarters after they clean, they will march that bottle to the nearest airlock & be vented out to space with said bottle.
You have been warned. You slobs.
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Versuvius Marii
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Posted - 2011.05.20 21:25:00 -
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Riiiiight. And you are? ============= The People's Vivi - the blog of a high-sec carebear with dodgy teeth. ============= |

Velna Sevesto
Minmatar Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.05.20 21:37:00 -
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You know I've gathered a lot of intel on Amarr pilots. It was very easy to break into their pods. However this isn't the warning I'm bringing to you. There is a rather fun fact that seems to be deeply rooted into the Amarr way of life.
You make very good beer holders after being exposed to space for a bit.
So to you I issue this offer. If you want to help the companies of Quafe and whatever liquor suits my fancy come to low sec some time and we'll have a lovely chat and I'll prop you up in my cargo hold with the others.
I'll make sure your nice and clean ~grins closing the com channel~
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.05.21 01:10:00 -
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OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!
Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2011.05.21 02:07:00 -
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Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Sinti Vailatti
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Vanguard Imperium
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Posted - 2011.05.21 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!
Do your worst! I got a team of Caldari lawyers on retainer!
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Machiavelli's Nemesis
Angry Mustellid
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Posted - 2011.05.21 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Velna Sevesto You make very good beer holders after being exposed to space for a bit.
When you first reel them in, sure. After a while they go a bit soggy and start to smell. I often find it necessary to feed 'em to the dogs after a day or so.
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Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.05.21 10:12:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings.
And by waste paper I can only assume you mean the numerous copies of the propaganda they call the "Pax Amarria".
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Lyn Farel
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.05.21 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Hans Jagerblitzen
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings.
And by waste paper I can only assume you mean the numerous copies of the propaganda they call the "Pax Amarria".
Propaganda about peace ? |

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2011.05.21 11:03:00 -
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It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures". ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Kithrus
Amarr Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.21 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".
It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.
Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.
If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.
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Lyn Farel
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.05.21 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".
Oh ? |

Maddox Yung
Caldari Interwebs Cooter Explosion Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.05.21 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Racist Propaganda
I didnt hear anything except that. ..............................................
Never forget, Never forgive. If you find them, kill them. No mercy, no remorse. No quarter.
Retaliation. Retribution. Revenge. Vengeance.
Chaos |

Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.05.21 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kithrus
It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.
Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.
If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.
Poor grammar and spelling aside, did any of this make sense to anyone else?
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Maddox Yung
Caldari Interwebs Cooter Explosion Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.05.21 18:58:00 -
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no. ..............................................
Never forget, Never forgive. If you find them, kill them. No mercy, no remorse. No quarter.
Retaliation. Retribution. Revenge. Vengeance.
Chaos |

Kithrus
Amarr Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.21 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: Kithrus on 21/05/2011 19:25:12
Originally by: Hans Jagerblitzen
Originally by: Kithrus
It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.
Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.
If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.
Poor grammar and spelling aside, did any of this make sense to anyone else?
Okay then let me say it like this:
This topic and the responce it is getting is making the problem worse not better.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.05.21 19:29:00 -
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Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?
Any chance at all?
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Maddox Yung
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Posted - 2011.05.21 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?
Any chance at all?
no. ..............................................
If you are reading this you are either bored or stupid, you pick. |

Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.05.22 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Maddox Yung
Originally by: Aria Jenneth Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?
Any chance at all?
no.
That was a rhetorical question, pilot.
Ah, well.
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.22 19:04:00 -
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The good news is that Master Kuvakei has assured me that he will look into isolating these neural defects the Minmatar breed into themselves.
The even better news is my observation about the slobs seems to have stirred up some more Amarrian/Minmatar hate.
Any Minmatar who denies this is in self denial. Just try to keep your self and your habatit clean, you will find you can not. You slobs.
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Driselle
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.05.22 21:00:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Originally by: Maddox Yung
Originally by: Aria Jenneth Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?
Any chance at all?
no.
That was a rhetorical question, pilot.
Ah, well.
The problem is that the ones that are loudest are also generally the stupidest. Those who are smart tend to not say much.
I could state some specific examples but I think you can make your own determinations from that.
To the OP, until such time as you've sampled 100% of the Matari population regarding living conditions and the cleanliness thereof, try not to make sweeping generalizations. Proprietor, 'The Razor's Edge Dance Club' |

James Syagrius
Gallente Moira.
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Posted - 2011.05.22 22:42:00 -
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Originally by: Kithrus
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".
It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.
Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.
If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.
Is it just me or has there been a spike in ôImperial Relativismö lately.
ôOh yes will the Empire is a slave based civilization but that doesnÆt mean we are all bad for supporting it. See I am much less bad than, well that guy over there.ö
Please Mr. Kithrus, you live it so own it. ~snickers~ own it.. no pun intended.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
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Posted - 2011.05.22 22:56:00 -
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OP, I think I like you 
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Kithrus
Amarr Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.23 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: James Syagrius
Originally by: Kithrus
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".
It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.
Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.
If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.
Is it just me or has there been a spike in ôImperial Relativismö lately.
ôOh yes will the Empire is a slave based civilization but that doesnÆt mean we are all bad for supporting it. See I am much less bad than, well that guy over there.ö
Please Mr. Kithrus, you live it so own it. ~snickers~ own it.. no pun intended.
*Kithrus smiles* I can take a joke very good pun ha ha but really I'm not pretending to be 'less evil' I'm not saying I'm better then someone but let me ask you bluntly...
This back and forth 'you did this to my people''well you did this to mine' has clearly gotten nowhere so what pray do you recomend?
I'm asking bothsides to atlest be civil but if all you want is war then fine lets all have another huge cluster shattering war where it results in a deadlock because Amarr is to powerful and Matari is to resiliant.
Because clearly that works so much better as it has totally worked for the last thousand years... right?
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.23 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Driselle To the OP, until such time as you've sampled 100% of the Matari population regarding living conditions and the cleanliness thereof, try not to make sweeping generalizations.
It isn't my bloodline that will suffer from this stubbornness.
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Markius TheShed
Minmatar Murientor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.05.23 06:50:00 -
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It's not trash or garbage it's spare parts, How do you think we keep our ships in space without a massive supply of metal scraps & other salvage?
And we do our bit to clean-up other peoples trash as well, Every time I kill a Amarrian invading our space and attacking field commanders I ALWAYS clean up after myself, Intact armour plates are gold dust.
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Maddox Yung
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Posted - 2011.05.23 09:00:00 -
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Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?
Look im not gonna try turning you toasters because i know that youve already been brainwashed, so doing it again is a waste of time.
I simply request that if you want to be a racist, do so on the battlefield. Not here.
To put it simply so the soulless toaster can understand:
Stop *****ing, start fighting. If you want your morally deprived Nation to survive, get to work and start making bombs to throw at people.
But please for everyones sake SHUT THE **** UP. Seriously! ..............................................
If you are reading this you are either bored or stupid, you pick. |

Raze Valadeus
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.05.23 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!
Ms. Callibri,
You and I both know that the Empire can't be held responsible for the lack of intellectual capacity in certain Amarrian citizens. It is, in fact, the reason the Empire has a hierarchical structure designed to keep these people from positions of power.
Of course, being a capsuleer poses a bit of a problem to that hierarchy, but that's another discussion for another time.
--------------- ~Raze Valadeus |

Korvan Hraldir Davanev
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Posted - 2011.05.23 11:48:00 -
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Edited by: Korvan Hraldir Davanev on 23/05/2011 11:48:30
Originally by: Maddox Yung Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?
The toasters have probably reached the point where their posts are slightly more annoying than those of Ammarian fundamantalists. It is a fairly close call but the god squad and the drivel they spout sometimes provided good targets for mockery and abuse. Sansha's puppets produce equal quantities of hot air but with less potential for humour at their expense.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
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Posted - 2011.05.23 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: Maddox Yung Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?
Look im not gonna try turning you toasters because i know that youve already been brainwashed, so doing it again is a waste of time.
I simply request that if you want to be a racist, do so on the battlefield. Not here.
To put it simply so the soulless toaster can understand:
Stop *****ing, start fighting. If you want your morally deprived Nation to survive, get to work and start making bombs to throw at people.
But please for everyones sake SHUT THE **** UP. Seriously!
I'm not sure why you assume that the OP is a Nation loyalist, she's obviously too cool.
Anyway, stop posting 
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Manwe Todako
Minmatar Disciples of Ston
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Posted - 2011.05.23 14:51:00 -
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The Disciples of Ston call upon the Amarrians and Minmatar to forgive one another. It takes greater bravery and intelligence to make peace than to make war. Manwe Todako Minmatar Former Slave Disciple of Ston
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Nausea
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.23 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Manwe Todako
The Disciples of Ston call upon the Amarrians and Minmatar to forgive one another. It takes greater bravery and intelligence to make peace than to make war.
I think you may find it takes more than that...
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Borza Slavak
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.05.23 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Manwe Todako The Disciples of Ston call upon the Amarrians and Minmatar to forgive one another. It takes greater bravery and intelligence to make peace than to make war. Manwe Todako Minmatar Former Slave Disciple of Ston
Forgiveness presupposes that their crimes against our people are not ongoing.
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.23 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Maddox Yung Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?
Look im not gonna try turning you toasters because i know that youve already been brainwashed, so doing it again is a waste of time.
I simply request that if you want to be a racist, do so on the battlefield. Not here.
To put it simply so the soulless toaster can understand:
Stop *****ing, start fighting. If you want your morally deprived Nation to survive, get to work and start making bombs to throw at people.
But please for everyones sake SHUT THE **** UP. Seriously!
Did I vent your family out into space for being filthy? Maybe. By your attitude it would seem that this struck a nerve with you. I find it very interesting to see a pilot defending sloppy servants. I almost feel like you are an imposter, but stranger things have happened than some Caldari boy from a salvage yard rising up to become a pod pilot.
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Maddox Yung
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Posted - 2011.05.23 17:45:00 -
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insults insults insults is that all you can think of?
of course it is. you have nothing important or intelligent to say so you spout insults.
joining a drone Hive is sounding more and more like a good idea every ****ing day.
Irritating whelp. ..............................................
ImCoolerThanYou and Niraia, you have my everlasting hatred for all the things you have done. I take offense. I will never forgive and never forget. |

Velna Sevesto
Minmatar Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.05.23 17:49:00 -
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I'll be doing her a favor and cleaning out her ship one day. By that I mean blowing a hole in it and exposing it to space so everything flies out of it. Nice and clean...
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.23 19:45:00 -
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Come on people. This entire thread was started as a way to generate flaming and highly emotional responses. It began with insults and name-calling and will end that way too. This is just stupid and does not belong on this Summit. Seriously.
Unity Prevails. |

Velna Sevesto
Minmatar Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.05.23 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga Come on people. This entire thread was started as a way to generate flaming and highly emotional responses. It began with insults and name-calling and will end that way too. This is just stupid and does not belong on this Summit. Seriously.
Oh lighten up! A little fun hurt no one
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.23 21:48:00 -
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Maddox: what insults?
Velna: Dream big child, it all starts with a dream.
Rek: This warning has been issued because I would rather my quarters were cleaner after my servants clean them than before. Also, you should know your place.
Velna: It shouldn't be fun, but I admit when they kick, scream, beg for their lives and try to blame someone else, I do get some enjoyment out of it. I suppose it is the "bad habit" that has been passed onto me.
So, the warning stands: clean up your habits or take a plunge into the deep black.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.23 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou
Rek: This warning has been issued because I would rather my quarters were cleaner after my servants clean them than before. Also, you should know your place.
Though I am Sebiestor by blood I am Ammatar, thank you very much. I had a Holder once, and he was very good and wise. You do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as him, or other great Holders such as St. Arzad. You are the pig here.
Unity Prevails. |

ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.23 22:21:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga You are the pig here.
Loyalists such as yourself disgrace the Nation. Your insubordinate tongue has relieved you of the safety from my guns.
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Crucifire
Horns of Steel Concordiat Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.23 23:05:00 -
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I'm still trying to figure out what a Minmatar Hobbit is and why we need to be warned about them, but I really can't deny that my vessels contain all sorts of crap. Garbage included.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.23 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Loyalists such as yourself disgrace the Nation. Your insubordinate tongue has relieved you of the safety from my guns.
You're simply trying to mirror my own statement, but it is a false reflection because I have said nothing contradictory to Nation's ideals. Thus you are wrong; I have done no disgrace to Nation and my tongue is not insubordinate, though it may sting you when it speaks the truth.
Come shoot at me. I dare you.
Unity Prevails. |

ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.24 01:43:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga You're simply trying to mirror my own statement, but it is a false reflection because I have said nothing contradictory to Nation's ideals. Thus you are wrong; I have done no disgrace to Nation and my tongue is not insubordinate, though it may sting you when it speaks the truth.
Come shoot at me. I dare you.
Oh how ignorant you are to think you are worth being hunted by me.
No, next time you go motoring by my fleet on autopilot (one of the many ways you disgrace the Nation) they wont be instructed to stand down as they have in the past.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.24 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou
No, next time you go motoring by my fleet on autopilot (one of the many ways you disgrace the Nation) they wont be instructed to stand down as they have in the past.
I've done many boosters, but... What are you smoking? I haven't used the autopilot in nearly a year, because I haven't been in high security space for nearly a year. Thus you are wrong once again. And what do you mean "as they have in the past"? I have never once seen you in the same system as I.
I've never handed one of these out, but I'm writing you a "Delusional Attention-Seeker" citation. Good day, madam.
Unity Prevails. |

Mark iT
War.Pigs.
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Posted - 2011.05.24 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga I've never handed one of these out, but I'm writing you a "Delusional Attention-Seeker" citation.
Maybe you should have a look in the mirror - you came to this thread and tried to make it about you why?
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.24 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Mark iT Maybe you should have a look in the mirror - you came to this thread and tried to make it about you why?
I'm not trying to make this thread about me. I'm trying to get it through the OP's thick head that she's a **** poor Holder and needs to learn some humility. Most Holders I've met are much more moderate and kinder towards their slaves (they actually understand their divine duty towards their slaves according to their own religion), and yet it is because of the cruel extremists such as pilot ImCoolerThanYou that there is plenty of social fuel for the flames of war between the Republic and the Empire.
Unity Prevails. |

Mark iT
War.Pigs.
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Posted - 2011.05.24 03:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga I'm not trying to make this thread about me. I'm trying to get it through the OP's thick head that she's a **** poor Holder and needs to learn some humility. Most Holders I've met are much more moderate and kinder towards their slaves (they actually understand their divine duty towards their slaves according to their own religion), and yet it is because of the cruel extremists such as pilot ImCoolerThanYou that there is plenty of social fuel for the flames of war between the Republic and the Empire.
So squabbling with words is how you plan to go about it?
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.24 03:31:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga Most Holders I've met are much more moderate and kinder towards their slaves (they actually understand their divine duty towards their slaves according to their own religion), and yet it is because of the cruel extremists such as pilot ImCoolerThanYou that there is plenty of social fuel for the flames of war between the Republic and the Empire.
I think these associates of yours are weak. You may claim allegiance to the Nation but you are not one of us.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.24 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou
I think these associates of yours are weak. You may claim allegiance to the Nation but you are not one of us.
"One of us"? You claim to be a Nation loyalist, or a Holder?
Unity Prevails. |

Coronodo
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Posted - 2011.05.24 05:40:00 -
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Its threads like this that i should stop reading galnet so much and drink more , First off comming across this i Am tempeted to use the " fire and brimstone" speech, but i think for your special kind of arogance ill be creative. First, Mabye instead of threating the poor people you keep in terror err, servants , whatever you call them. you should get off your lazy tail and clean up your mess yourself!( i heard it does wonders for the soul)and not have slaves. people should have the choice not to work under your insane conditions. as for you i think you are nothing but a spoiled ammarian brat who daddy would not give you more slaves after you killed the ones you had, so you decided to rebel from your spoiled petty existance and joined the nation, most likely to get more slaves by just outright kidnaping them off planets!!. As far as your namesake, i suggest you do us all a favor, and toss yourself out of said airlock bacause in space, noone can hear you complain .Just my drunken two cents.
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Kentt Em'asep
Minmatar Sec Det 125
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Posted - 2011.05.24 11:21:00 -
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Edited by: Kentt Em''asep on 24/05/2011 11:23:12 *eats some recently bought popcorn as he observes the battle with interest.*
You know, it is entertaining to say us Minmatarians are messy. That is much like judging a book from its cover and concluding all books in that catagory are the same. In this case it is the appearance of our ships. I am sure some have the enterior of a 5 star hotel. ----
When I fly my ship, I feal like a little fly compared to all you folks... just try and swat me away, I'll just evade and come back to annoy you some more.- Kentt Em'asep |

Jason Galente
Gallente Sentinels Academy Sentinel Federation
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Posted - 2011.05.27 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Edited by: ImCoolerThanYou on 24/05/2011 01:30:30 Today I was gathering intel on a Minmatar pilot. It was very easy to break in. However that is not the warning I bring to you today. There was an issue that seems to be deeply rooted into the Minmatar way of life. This pilot left garbage everywhere. All Minmatar seem to live in trash.
So, to you Minmatar out there, I issue this warning. If you want to save your petty little bloodlines lives, teach your children to live a cleaner lifestyle. If I catch any of my slaves leaving any of their bottles with labels around my quarters after they clean, they will march that bottle to the nearest airlock & be vented out to space with said bottle.
You have been warned. You slobs.
Your logic:
One Minmatar pilot left trash out.
MINMATAR ARE PIGS AND MUST BE DESTROYED.
......did your parents drop you on your head frequently when you were a child? For one from the 'glorious' and 'progressive' Amarrean Empire, you sure do have a very primitive personality.
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Jason Galente
Gallente Sentinels Academy Sentinel Federation
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Posted - 2011.05.27 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Mark iT
Originally by: Rek Jaiga I'm not trying to make this thread about me. I'm trying to get it through the OP's thick head that she's a **** poor Holder and needs to learn some humility. Most Holders I've met are much more moderate and kinder towards their slaves (they actually understand their divine duty towards their slaves according to their own religion), and yet it is because of the cruel extremists such as pilot ImCoolerThanYou that there is plenty of social fuel for the flames of war between the Republic and the Empire.
So squabbling with words is how you plan to go about it?
No, they are going to shoot each other while talking on the Intergallactic Summit. Don't you feel silly now?
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Misha M'Liena
Amarr 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.05.27 18:15:00 -
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Edited by: Misha M''Liena on 27/05/2011 18:17:25 I truly hate to disappoint you. Ms Cool. But i fly with Syn and Drisele And they freaking clean freaks....I have not seen any garbage at all With them. Truly the only garbage spewing is from your mouth.
You make me ashamed to be Amarrian.
Misha.
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Jason Galente
Gallente Sentinels Academy Sentinel Federation
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Posted - 2011.05.27 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Misha M'Liena Edited by: Misha M''Liena on 27/05/2011 18:17:25 Ms Cool. Truly the only garbage spewing is from your mouth.
You make me ashamed to be Amarrian.
Misha.
^That
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Sinjin Mokk
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Vanguard Imperium
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Posted - 2011.05.28 06:00:00 -
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Originally by: Crucifire I'm still trying to figure out what a Minmatar Hobbit is and why we need to be warned about them, but I really can't deny that my vessels contain all sorts of crap. Garbage included.
Forgive me brother, but the only garbage I see in your ship is in your choice of fittings.
Consider it's loss a sign from God that you need to attain the wisdom of capacitor management.

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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.28 07:47:00 -
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Originally by: Misha M'Liena I truly hate to disappoint you. Ms Cool. But i fly with Syn and Drisele And they freaking clean freaks....I have not seen any garbage at all With them. Truly the only garbage spewing is from your mouth.
You make me ashamed to be Amarrian.
Misha.
Someone vouching for a Minmatar being clean? Interesting. I thought maybe I had been proven wrong, so with a little investigation to reassure myself I now have photo evidence that dismisses your claims. Syn and Drisele both had garbage in their quarters.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.05.28 07:53:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Someone vouching for a Minmatar being clean? Interesting. I thought maybe I had been proven wrong, so with a little investigation to reassure myself I now have photo evidence that dismisses your claims. Syn and Drisele both had garbage in their quarters.
Well if you were in their quarters taking pictures...yeah, there was garbage present.
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Kentt Em'asep
Minmatar Sec Det 125
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Posted - 2011.05.28 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga Well if you were in their quarters taking pictures...yeah, there was garbage present.
I would have to agree with Mr Jai here. I would also have to call methods like that possibly trespassing and the like. You know, that stuff that occurs where you call the enforcers and they do their job.
But yes, there are indeed us fellow Minmatarians whom like to keep their vessels polished and clean. Please do not die for a heart attack over this, it is real.
I am also sure there are more who are in very civilized positions. I myself would be very surprised if that were not true. ----
When I fly my ship, I feal like a little fly compared to all you folks... just try and swat me away, I'll just evade and come back to annoy you some more.- Kentt Em'asep |

Jason Galente
Gallente Sentinels Academy Sentinel Federation
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Posted - 2011.05.28 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga
Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Someone vouching for a Minmatar being clean? Interesting. I thought maybe I had been proven wrong, so with a little investigation to reassure myself I now have photo evidence that dismisses your claims. Syn and Drisele both had garbage in their quarters.
Well if you were in their quarters taking pictures...yeah, there was garbage present.
/me laughs and high-fives Rek
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ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.05.28 17:49:00 -
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Edited by: ImCoolerThanYou on 28/05/2011 17:52:20
Originally by: Kentt Em'asep But yes, there are indeed us fellow Minmatarians whom like to keep their vessels polished and clean. Please do not die for a heart attack over this, it is real.
Got any video footage of your quarters in a clean state or are they so messy that is too much of an effort for you to even try to clean them for a 30 second video?
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse Eves Misguided Children
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Posted - 2011.05.29 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Edited by: ImCoolerThanYou on 28/05/2011 17:52:20
Originally by: Kentt Em'asep But yes, there are indeed us fellow Minmatarians whom like to keep their vessels polished and clean. Please do not die for a heart attack over this, it is real.
Got any video footage of your quarters in a clean state or are they so messy that is too much of an effort for you to even try to clean them for a 30 second video?
WARNING...WARNING...creepy stalker person detected...WARNING...WARNING! 
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Kentt Em'asep
Minmatar Sec Det 125
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Posted - 2011.05.30 09:58:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri
Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou Edited by: ImCoolerThanYou on 28/05/2011 17:52:20
Originally by: Kentt Em'asep But yes, there are indeed us fellow Minmatarians whom like to keep their vessels polished and clean. Please do not die for a heart attack over this, it is real.
Got any video footage of your quarters in a clean state or are they so messy that is too much of an effort for you to even try to clean them for a 30 second video?
WARNING...WARNING...creepy stalker person detected...WARNING...WARNING! 
Hahaha... and why would I show you video footage of my small vessel when we have already learned you can easily break and enter into them? I have but... my capsule chamber, a passageway to my quarters,... and what else... a lounge with my kitchen, yes. I might have narrowed down what sort of ship I have if you know a thing or two about our flying "works of art".
Next time I hit a station, which is rare as I tend to be out in no-man's-land ect, ect for long periods of time, I'll remind myself to buy a recording device, just in the memory of you. ----
When I fly my ship, I feal like a little fly compared to all you folks... just try and swat me away, I'll just evade and come back to annoy you some more.- Kentt Em'asep |

Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.05.30 10:36:00 -
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The little cleaner bots that I keep around me takes out every piece of rubbish on the floor and keep everything absolutely sparkling clean. And what is good about them? They don't smell like fedos. I think the Matari should really stop using fedos if only just to make themselves smell, better.
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Kentt Em'asep
Minmatar Sec Det 125
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Posted - 2011.05.30 11:01:00 -
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Originally by: Calathea Sata The little cleaner bots that I keep around me takes out every piece of rubbish on the floor and keep everything absolutely sparkling clean. And what is good about them? They don't smell like fedos. I think the Matari should really stop using fedos if only just to make themselves smell, better.
The sad part is you have to make sure they have enough power. That also means ISK to spend. I myself don't use fedos, I can clean my ship easily due to its size.
For the existence of fedos and their lovely perfume (I joke), you can just blame the Amarr for pulling them from their caves. ----
When I fly my ship, I feal like a little fly compared to all you folks... just try and swat me away, I'll just evade and come back to annoy you some more.- Kentt Em'asep |

ImCoolerThanYou
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Posted - 2011.06.20 21:26:00 -
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So it would seem that even though you resisted, after my great purge I seem to have gotten the point across. If you would have listened sooner, thousands of lives would have been saved. However, since it seems for the time that there is a forth going effort by the Minmatar to be clean, I can finally take my vacation.
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Vrynn Callibri
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Posted - 2011.06.20 23:15:00 -
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Edited by: Vrynn Callibri on 20/06/2011 23:15:15
Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou So it would seem that even though you resisted, after my great purge I seem to have gotten the point across. If you would have listened sooner, thousands of lives would have been saved. However, since it seems for the time that there is a forth going effort by the Minmatar to be clean, I can finally take my vacation.
Might a suggest a cozy room on the sun for your vacation...the universe will be a better and CLEANER place to live.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.21 00:03:00 -
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We, as a Minmatar race, welcome our fellow Amarrian slaves to live in our captain quarters for next couple months. Some inviduals may be forced to pay additional rent, but this is not forced rule. Most of you can certainly compensate by cleaning the floors, toalets, trashes etc...
Anyways feel free to pay visit any time. We have just rented all the stations in the the universe and are decorating 'em for your pleasure as we speak.
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