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Abaroth Charmar
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Posted - 2011.05.25 16:00:00 -
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Why do women insist on flooding Facebook with boring crap about their spawn? Do we really need to see 300+ "cute" photos of your offspring covered in chocolate, wearing spaghetti or eating glitter? Like it's an achievement? Well done, you've managed to do the one thing you were put on the earth to do; ****. Do you want a gold star? Facebook was designed to be a social network amongst academics and intellectuals.
Admittedly, it has become "dumbed-down" somewhat, but it's still not supposed to be a ****ing Fisher Price My 1st Photo Album.
And while we're at it, why tag pictures of your brats as "you"? They are not you. You are you. You didn't cease being you when you gave birth. You are not your children. They are not you.
For the record, I ****ing hate kids.
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Abaroth Charmar
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Posted - 2011.05.25 16:07:00 -
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For some reason this week I have been inundated with baby/child related **** from female friends from my past and present.
Literally every 3rd update on my homescreen is brat-related.
Most of these girls were a laugh, used to go out, had lives, travelled, had good jobs etc.
Now they're just mindless housewives whose vacuous existances are made more bearable when "Lillie goes on the big girl potty" or "Aiden makes an owl out of pasta".
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Abaroth Charmar
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Posted - 2011.05.25 16:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Riedle
It will all make sense when (or if) you grow up.
Cool. I can't wait to "grow up". Then I too can electronically defacate such classics as:
"Facebook User has a grumpy little man for the second day running... Think he knows I'm planning my first night out since having him... does he not realise mummy has to make herself beautiful, express some milk for bedtime choose what to wear and sort out *****'s room before the munchkin returns from nursery?"
"Facebook User - Lovely day with the family celebrating my ickle nephews christening; gonna have a quick 5mins chill and carry on sorting the bomb site that I call my home while the munchkins are both settled"
"Facebook User sas so far managed to juggle the demands of the two munchkins despite ***** deciding he prefers to 'graze' all afternoon than have normal meals like the rest of us and ***** insisting on continuing with the whole potty malarky; now a bit of peace for mummy as ***** naps and *****'s content (for now!!)"
"Facebook User my little princess has learnt to jump :)"
"Facebook User haha ***** is putting her shorts on my leg and taking my shoes off n putting them on again :)"
"Facebook User is sat on the sofa with ***** eating ice lollies. a girl after my own heart, love her so much!"
Also (once I have grown up naturally) can I set my profile picture to a blurry ultrasound scan which could just as easily be of gallstones. Or maybe a close-up of the soles of my childs' feet?
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Abaroth Charmar
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Posted - 2011.05.25 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Riedle
And really - if you were truly 'free' wouldn't you be posting your OP on your fb status update like a man instead of whimpering about it on here like a coward?
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I have already done exactly that. Before posting here in fact.
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