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Yonis Kador
Transstellar Alchemy
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:47:00 -
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Dear EvE,
Girl, I know I've done you wrong.
You and I have a lot of history together baby. I've stuck with you through good times and bad times for years but this time I've let you down.
So you went and changed your hair. I liked it the old way. I really did. So much so, that the thought of never seeing you that way again drove me crazy, girl! You were so beautiful and graceful and our time together was effortless back then. Then things changed. You went through a phase and got all needy and click-intensive. And I couldn't handle it.
Girl, I was wrong to abandon you.
I miss you baby.
I've only been away for a few months but it's been long enough for me to realize something important.
Baby, I'm not with you because of your interface or the cargohold capacity of hulks. I care about those details but I'm with you because you're special. There's no one else out there like you, girl.
Your sandbox brings all the boys to the yard.
There are variations and imitations but they're no substitute for you. I know that now.
So my sweet EvE, it won't be easy and I don't expect you to forgive me right away. But I'm back baby. Let's just take it one day at a time. Yes, it would be nice if you toned down the forum *snip* and gave me back hangar icons on the neocom.
Real nice.
But girl, even if you don't, I'll jump through your hoops anyway.
Love Always,
Yonis Kador
EDIT: Lets not compare moderation to a certain WW2 Secret State Police, and we won't have anything to moderate, thank you - ISD Type40.
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day." |
Jim Era
HARD KNOCKS CORP
2169
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:49:00 -
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wat |
Paul Oliver
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1132
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:51:00 -
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I hope you bought EVE flowers, and chocolates, EVE loves chocolates...
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must undergo the fatigues of supporting it." - Thomas Paine |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
635
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:52:00 -
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Hey we just ganked you, and we're stir crazy
But here's our fleet, so fight us maybe
http://themittani.com/features/local-problem
A simple fix to the local intel problem |
stoicfaux
1550
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Posted - 2012.09.07 22:56:00 -
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Eve is a girl? I always thought Eve was a homicidal male transvestite rapist.
Or am I posting on the wrong forum again?
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Johan Civire
Dirty Curse inc.
106
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Posted - 2012.09.07 22:58:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Eve is a girl? I always thought Eve was a homicidal male transvestite rapist.
Or am I posting on the wrong forum again?
yep wrong forum |
lanyaie
515
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:17:00 -
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I hope nothing interesting was said in the OP's post because I only read the first 4 lines or so.
What do I put in here?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2096
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:41:00 -
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lanyaie wrote:I hope nothing interesting was said in the OP's post because I only read the first 4 lines or so.
Afraid you missed this awesome line then... Quote:Your sandbox brings all the boys to the yard.
"A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
James 315
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2682
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:46:00 -
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Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? 
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Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus
Caldari State Capturing
404
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:53:00 -
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IB4 ISD...
Also, lay off the cheap drugs or biomass......
Do you know what a sh*t-barometer is? It measures the sh*t-pressure in the air, did you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t... |
Jett0
Surface Warfare
Tribal Band
252
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:56:00 -
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And this is what GD is all about.
Occasionally plays sober |
Paul Oliver
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1138
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Posted - 2012.09.08 00:57:00 -
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James 315 wrote:Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post?
OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must undergo the fatigues of supporting it." - Thomas Paine |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force
Fatal Ascension
870
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Posted - 2012.09.08 01:07:00 -
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That made me laugh, out loud.
Why did you take my wings away? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2097
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Posted - 2012.09.08 01:10:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:That made me laugh, out loud.
For the love of god, man. You wear a monocle... start acting like it 
"A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
Ad'Hakim Tahous
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
209
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Posted - 2012.09.08 01:35:00 -
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Paul Oliver wrote:James 315 wrote:Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes.
Barry White, my man. Barry White. |
Paul Oliver
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1139
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Posted - 2012.09.08 01:42:00 -
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Ad'Hakim Tahous wrote:Paul Oliver wrote:James 315 wrote:Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes. Barry White, my man. Barry White.
yeah.. you're right.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must undergo the fatigues of supporting it." - Thomas Paine |
Ghazu
137
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Posted - 2012.09.08 05:35:00 -
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just play the damn game. |
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
Unified Church of the Unobligated
731
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Posted - 2012.09.08 10:21:00 -
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Paul Oliver wrote:I hope you bought EVE flowers, and chocolates, EVE loves chocolates...
Especially someone else's chocolates.
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
The Irukandji
617
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Posted - 2012.09.08 11:04:00 -
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And Eve replies: eff off and die. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
486
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Posted - 2012.09.08 11:39:00 -
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im so glad this wasnt a thread aimed at any specific ccp employee, phew
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