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The PitBoss
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Posted - 2005.02.14 03:25:00 -
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Edited by: The PitBoss on 15/02/2005 23:27:42
An ongoing war between The Confederation [CFD] and Octobersnow [SNOWY] has been disturbing the peace in the Hiematar and Metropolis regions.
Rumor has it that the war stemmed from an incident in Hagilur (metropolis region). Supposedly a pilot from The First Genesis [TFG], had an auto-pilot malfunction in transit through the system, to a jumpgate and rubbed Battleships with an Octobersnow [SNOWY] pilot.
This pilot was Ginger Magician AND when the alleged incident happend, he was having his 'cookies and milk' time, right after his mid-morning nap.
A now crabby Ginger Magician then began firing upon the offending battleship. What seemed to infuriate him was that the opposing pilot actually fought back ... AND won. When his combat tactics didnt work ... then his verbal attack commenced.
When we asked the supposed pilot about the incident, Smeagol [TFG] replied, "MAN ... the last time i heard that much crying, I was visiting the 'baby farms' of New Caldari ..."
Soon after the loss of his ship, Ginger Magician declared war on The Confederation [CFD].
Our sources tell us the war was revoked after 2 weeks AND the loss of 15 battleships by [SNOWY]. Then that day AFTER his mid-morning nap, the war was re-declared for a ROUND 2.
When we tried to contact The Pitboss, he was 'away' on 'vacation' AND couldn't be reached. We then contacted Thaylon Sen and asked him to comment on the war. He said, "What War .... ?"
We also tried to contact Ginger Magician, His mother answered the NEOcom and said, "Gingy was taking a nap BUT can come out and pod you later ..." 
The Pitboss Alliance Executor The Confederation
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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2005.02.14 03:43:00 -
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Edited by: DUFFMANX on 14/02/2005 04:30:34
    
Hahaha ginger hows it feel to be beaten by "carebears" lol
Edit: P.S. the best thing is the pic, and this is best post so far ! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
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S3VYN
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Posted - 2005.02.14 05:19:00 -
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Hahaha! These keep getting better and better.
Welcome to the world of dealing with Ginger Magician, btw. Seems you are becoming familiar with his habits and routines. ------------------------------------- // The views expressed by this poster are not the views of the poster's corporation, alliance, planet or television network... but they should be. |

Kadarin
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Posted - 2005.02.14 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: S3VYN Hahaha! These keep getting better and better.
Welcome to the world of dealing with Ginger Magician, btw. Seems you are becoming familiar with his habits and routines.
Sounds like they've got Ginger characterized down to a "T"... 
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Abigail Sebastian
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Posted - 2005.02.14 06:14:00 -
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Top notch PitBoss, as always. I still prefer the "Donkey" thread as being funnier IMO. But yet again, you have made me laugh. That picture is absolutely priceless. Reminds me of that old "Kids in the Hall" skit with the baby that had dude's head.
Keep them coming Pit.
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taaf
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Posted - 2005.02.14 07:16:00 -
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.02.14 10:51:00 -
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Classic. 
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.02.14 11:25:00 -
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awsome reading ! 
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.02.14 12:23:00 -
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they really need to make a love smilie on these boards...
good thread 
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Stro3der
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Posted - 2005.02.14 13:22:00 -
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rofl, nice pic 
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Vacaburra
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Posted - 2005.02.14 15:02:00 -
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prepare to fit all med slots in all ships with 2 points scramblers 
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Andy Falck
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Posted - 2005.02.14 17:17:00 -
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Who is Ginger?? 
I only meet some carebear alts around Yulai now and then :P
Andy Falck, CEO [KTW] Knights of the Wild
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Wanoah
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Posted - 2005.02.14 19:09:00 -
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Pure class! 
Best wishes in your little scrap with the ginger one too...
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Torgrim
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Posted - 2005.02.14 23:37:00 -
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Always nice reading PB
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Angry Dan
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Posted - 2005.02.15 01:36:00 -
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ROFLMAO
Thats just so so cruel. And so so so funny. ++++++++++++++++++++ CEO of the Space Munchkins. Fear my kneepads of allure!
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Typherin laidai
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Posted - 2005.02.15 08:13:00 -
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Lol ive never actually met this ginger guy in space...
Why is it everyone hates him so much ? 
Allthough having said that the guy is a magician Its a well known fact (probably) that magicians generally just turn up at little kid's party's. Lay on some cheap tricks then spike the punch in the hope of fuc**** small boys ? 
Sigh probably gunna regret this post  Typherin LaiDai Care Negotitations Expert level 5
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Ginger Magician
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:12:00 -
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ROFL
that pic is so funny Well enjoy your laugh I wont embarass the confed by posting the real stats on the war
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Tricksy Six
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Posted - 2005.02.15 15:06:00 -
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Originally by: Typherin laidai
Why is it everyone hates him so much ? 
When you get the "pleasure" of talking to him, you'll understand. 
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Nooey
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Posted - 2005.02.16 11:34:00 -
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The Pitboss for the win. Man I love these press releases. Show Your Support For Kaleigh Doyle.
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.02.16 12:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ginger Magician ROFL
that pic is so funny Well enjoy your laugh I wont embarass the confed by posting the real stats on the war
what?
that you have 30 shuttlekills more then then? 
good luck confed, not that you'll need it. But here's a tips:
he fly's a arma since it got the most lowslots to put warpcores in so bring plenty of tacklers
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slip66
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Posted - 2005.02.16 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Ginger Magician ROFL
that pic is so funny Well enjoy your laugh I wont embarass the confed by posting the real stats on the war
what?
that you have 30 shuttlekills more then then? 
good luck confed, not that you'll need it. But here's a tips:
he fly's a arma since it got the most lowslots to put warpcores in so bring plenty of tacklers
bwahah. Be prepared for his smack...
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Ginger Magician
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Posted - 2005.02.21 05:09:00 -
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2005.02.18 17:48:00
Victim: The PitBoss Corporation: The Senators of The Confederation Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: Yulai System Security Level: 1.0
Involved parties:
Name: Crom'ar Lev (laid the final blow) Security Status: -1.8 Corporation: OctoberSnow Corp Ship Type: Claw Weapon Type: 280mm Howitzer Artillery II
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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2005.02.21 07:58:00 -
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Edited by: DUFFMANX on 21/02/2005 07:58:44
Originally by: Ginger Magician 2005.02.18 17:48:00
Victim: The PitBoss Corporation: The Senators of The Confederation Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: Yulai System Security Level: 1.0
Involved parties:
Name: Crom'ar Lev (laid the final blow) Security Status: -1.8 Corporation: OctoberSnow Corp Ship Type: Claw Weapon Type: 280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Yeah posted 3 days l8t ginge minge . Besides the confed r more respectable to lower themselves to ur level ur pathetic.
Oh and if im not mistaken didnt the pitboss pod u same day b4 u got him? (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
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Yozef Banski
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Posted - 2005.02.21 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: DUFFMANX Edited by: DUFFMANX on 21/02/2005 07:58:44
Originally by: Ginger Magician 2005.02.18 17:48:00
Victim: The PitBoss Corporation: The Senators of The Confederation Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: Yulai System Security Level: 1.0
Involved parties:
Name: Crom'ar Lev (laid the final blow) Security Status: -1.8 Corporation: OctoberSnow Corp Ship Type: Claw Weapon Type: 280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Yeah posted 3 days l8t ginge minge . Besides the confed r more respectable to lower themselves to ur level ur pathetic.
Oh and if im not mistaken didnt the pitboss pod u same day b4 u got him?
lol! I aint heard ginge minge used since my high school days! Ah memories! 
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