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Ispai Ponue Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:08:00 - [1] Edited by: Ispai Ponue on 03/06/2011 18:10:19 Seriously, I apply to your corp...what do you do? What if it was during war time? What if this pretty face frequented your home system, following around your members and always seemed to be around in strange systems where war targets suddenly attack out of nowhere when you're least able to defend yourselves? What if this pretty face was sitting in a newb ship in 0.5 systems that lack anything but level 4 agents? What if this pretty face had just gotten done chasing one of your members around providing warp-ins to war targets...for 2 hours? What if I said in my application that I was so-and-so's alt and provided no API key or anything? I couldn't be lying could I? I mean, so-and-so is the same guy you had get an alt into the enemy corp after the last war... You'd just accept the application, right? I'd log on the next day and have immediate access to your entire member list and bullitens with coms, allies, etc...and nobody would have even talked to me, right? I know that's what you'd do because that's what you did :P I'm just a pretty face. I'm no threat. One small corp with 5 "members" none of which have been around longer than a couple months...what damage could I possibly do?
Marius Deterium Crush Kill Destroy	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:10:00 - [2] Only ***gots have that much metal in their face. --- Good...bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
AdmiralJohn The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:11:00 - [3] You're hired. Please apply to The Unknown Bar and Pub [THUNK] as soon as possible.
Asgarh	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:13:00 - [4] Your face really isn't that pretty.
Ispai Ponue Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:18:00 - [5] Originally by: Asgarh Your face really isn't that pretty. Oh come now...we both know that's not a pencil in your pocket.
AdmiralJohn The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:21:00 - [6] Originally by: Ispai Ponue Originally by: Asgarh Your face really isn't that pretty. Oh come now...we both know that's not a pencil in your pocket. You haven't applied yet. I'm not even trolling here, I would love to see more alts in my corp, preferably if they're into scamming and whatnot. Also, it'll help you look more legit.
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance	Posted - 2011.06.03 18:53:00 - [7] "What if I'm in an NPC corp and laying unconscious an a lab table where a doctor is holding a huge rotory saw....what if I have a pet hamster and do wacky 'can you hear me now' commersial parodies in the corner or the party you are at? would you hire me then..? oh please, I'm desparately unemployed"
Damien McCandless Caldari Baden's Army	Posted - 2011.06.04 16:16:00 - [8] Originally by: Ispai Ponue Seriously, I do you? if it was this pretty face following around your member and always targets suddenly defend yourselves? What if this pretty newb What if this pretty face What if I said I was key? I couldn't be lying You'd just accept the log access to your entire member nobody would have even talked because that's what you did I'm just a pretty face. I'm no threat. One small member been around longer what damage could I do? I love this song, you should join my gang ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally by: Joe Phoenix sigh THIS is an ameba
Ispai Ponue Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2011.06.04 23:10:00 - [9] Originally by: Damien McCandless Originally by: Ispai Ponue Seriously, I do you? if it was this pretty face following around your member and always targets suddenly defend yourselves? What if this pretty newb What if this pretty face What if I said I was key? I couldn't be lying You'd just accept the log access to your entire member nobody would have even talked because that's what you did I'm just a pretty face. I'm no threat. One small member been around longer what damage could I do? I love this song, you should join my gang Yep. That's destined to be a classic! :headbang:
General Sadistis Minmatar Sebiestor Tribe	Posted - 2011.06.05 02:38:00 - [10] just saying my face is better Signature has been removed due to refrences to cannibalism, necrophilism, and a god aweful act involving a zombified monkey hand.
Father Fondle	Posted - 2011.06.05 05:33:00 - [11] Originally by: Marius Deterium Only ***gots have that much metal in their face. Marius claims that OP is a giant assramming buttbanging homo. Which I personally can confirm after our accidental meeting at the men's room of "Don't Tell Mama" at Amarr Prime.
Soldarius Caldari Northstar Cabal Important Internet Spaceship League	Posted - 2011.06.05 06:47:00 - [12] Originally by: General Sadistis just saying my face is better I find your lack of face disturbing. Originally by: Krutoj You dont have a supercapital? buy PLEX trade it for ISK, buy supers. Just like any other mmo you can use your RL to pimp your character out (or tank for that matter). Its just in other g
Singeabooty Raj	Posted - 2011.06.05 07:05:00 - [13] Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 05/06/2011 07:08:32 Ispai Ponue "I spy upon You" Seems apparent that the special people (edit - above) missed this so far. Your subterfuge worked as they focussed on your picture and not the name. Congrats. I work for MI6 by the way.
I likegirls Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2011.06.05 09:01:00 - [14] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Ispai Ponue Originally by: Asgarh Your face really isn't that pretty. Oh come now...we both know that's not a pencil in your pocket. You haven't applied yet. I'm not even trolling here, I would love to see more alts in my corp, preferably if they're into scamming and whatnot. Also, it'll help you look more legit. Can I apply to your corp then?
Ispai Ponue Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2011.06.05 20:43:00 - [15] Originally by: Singeabooty Raj Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 05/06/2011 07:08:32 Ispai Ponue "I spy upon You" Seems apparent that the special people (edit - above) missed this so far. As did the silly SOB that blindly accepted the app apparently. Got booted by the CEO the next day but still funny as hell.
Skippermonkey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.06.06 10:14:00 - [16] Edited by: Skippermonkey on 06/06/2011 10:16:19 And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go? And you may ask yourself Am I right?...Am I wrong? And you may tell yourself MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - OLD FORUM I ♥ YOU, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!

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