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TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries
EPIC Alliance
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Posted - 2012.09.09 18:43:00 -
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There is one truly indisputable fact in EVE: Ogre IIs are slow.
Now, I think that this is unfair. We have implants and boosters to make tanks bigger, to make more pew happen and to make swirly colours in your brain. So why is it that I can't force my ogres to down a can of Quafe and zoom around at 5km/s? It'd be quite nice to be able to blitz sites with them in the same way dedicated PVE players in tengus can pop a pill and tank an entire complex with a single shield booster.
Would like some dev input as to why organic digestion is restricted purely to capsuleers and not their metal pets.
"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming. |
lanyaie
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Posted - 2012.09.09 18:48:00 -
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to have people creating these kind of threads that entertain us
also: this thread will be going places
also you don't need boosters for a complex in a tengu ANCILLARY SHIELD BOOSTERS WIN at eve
What do I put in here?
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Adam Junior
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
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Posted - 2012.09.09 18:49:00 -
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posting in a stealth nerf tengu whine thread |
Melina Lin
Universal Frog
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Posted - 2012.09.09 19:01:00 -
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My drones are easily excitable already and the last thing they need is a "party-in-a-can". tyvm |
Hendrik Tiberius
Kardinal Resource Manufacturing
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Posted - 2012.09.09 19:11:00 -
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The video is awesome! |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
The Irukandji
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Posted - 2012.09.11 11:00:00 -
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TheBreadMuncher wrote:
Why can't I feed my drones Quafe Ultra?
I dunno. Try pouring a can of soft drink on your computer please. Should improve the quality of your posts.
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Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus
Caldari State Capturing
407
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Posted - 2012.09.11 11:05:00 -
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IB4 ISD
Do you know what a sh*t-barometer is? It measures the sh*t-pressure in the air, did you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t... |
Luis Graca
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Posted - 2012.09.11 11:06:00 -
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 why not putting implants on them to? |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
847
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Posted - 2012.09.11 11:07:00 -
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Oh boy.
Don't go there. I tried and they rusted in less than a day.
First, the propulsion systems went online on their own accord. Next to go was their AI. They forced the dronebay doors open and started attacking Concord ships in the area, taking random shots and scooting away.
When they accomplished that, they all took a beeline for the nearest Sun, where long-range telescopes showed them suiciding into the Sun.
'Twas tragic.
Never again.
I Lost BB, Bobo, Bibi and Bip.
Moral of the story - Never feed your Drones anything you wouldn't give your enemy.
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
Unified Church of the Unobligated
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Posted - 2012.09.11 13:20:00 -
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I feed mine a mixture of gorilla milk and budgie sweat.
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
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Rodj Blake
Praetorian Auxiliary Force
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2012.09.11 13:32:00 -
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Quafe Ultra is the reason rogue drones went rogue.
Do you want your drones to go rogue in the middle of a fight? WELL DO YOU?
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Alice Saki
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Posted - 2012.09.11 13:46:00 -
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Dafuq
Scottish Interweb Spaceshippy Person, Very Easily Confused.
I like to show my Love by Smashing people in the face with a big Hammer.
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.09.11 13:56:00 -
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Hehe,
But sadly, drones aren't biological so the quafe just makes them sticky and even slower 
Locked, we don't like sticky drones!
ISD Suvetar
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
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