| Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 [6] :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |
Neoexecutor
Minmatar
Skynet Technologies
   |
Posted - 2011.06.13 00:02:00 -
[151]
"So, you are obviously the big *ick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey *aggot balls. Now, *icks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell *ussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *ussy, and have brought your two little mincey *aggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no *ussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... *uck off! " -Bullet Tooth Tony
|
Couriercontractalt
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 00:14:00 -
[152]
"Im going to be a misogynist"
-My son ( after hearing you can give massages for a living )
|
Soden Rah
Gallente
EVE University
Ivy League
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 00:15:00 -
[153]
 Originally by: Couriercontractalt
"Im going to be a misogynist"
-My son ( after hearing you can give massages for a living )
That made me laugh so hard... :-)
__________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Tuxford
bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function 
|
thepervysage
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 00:29:00 -
[154]
Romane Ite Domum - Brian
Seeing as Latin quotes are pretty popular!
 |
Master Ventris
DOUBLE IDENTITY
R.A.G.E
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 00:36:00 -
[155]
"Only the dead have seen the end of war, and we capsuleers are immortal" - Plato
|
Nilco Nukem
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 01:04:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Nilco Nukem on 13/06/2011 01:05:26
Edited by: Nilco Nukem on 13/06/2011 01:04:28
Re-tardation is an affliction that must be purged -Nilco
Hypon for the word filter.
|
Wiqd
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 02:13:00 -
[157]
Edited by: Wiqd on 13/06/2011 02:13:31
"Anal - Because having a kid hurts worse than a d!ck in the ass" - Wiqd (still use this for most of my forums)
|
Rakamy
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 02:19:00 -
[158]
WOW, I did not believe I would get such a response,
Anyway After reading everyone quotes I have decided that the 75m isk winner would be Venko Trenulo and his submission of "A Victory without danger is a triumph without glory". - Pierre Corneille
A close runner up was MrMartyD with his submission "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts" - Winston Churchill
Thanks to everyone that participated in this little contest of mine.
|
AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 07:51:00 -
[159]
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
-Steven Wright
I love boozed up chicks on glue.
-AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED
|
Ford Mersombre
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 07:57:00 -
[160]
Originally by: Wiqd
Edited by: Wiqd on 13/06/2011 02:13:31
"Anal - Because having a kid hurts worse than a d!ck in the ass" - Wiqd (still use this for most of my forums)
Actually, that was a Planned Parenthood promotion that drew a lot of controversy. There are pics of the ad out there that I won't like because it will probably get a form ban, but if you Google around, you'll find it.
The whole ad is freaking hilarious.
|
Gordin Brott
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 09:31:00 -
[161]
Edited by: Gordin Brott on 13/06/2011 09:31:48
"Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of their women."
-Conan the barbarian.
I know the contest is over, but I thought I would share anyway.
|
djenghis jan
Amarr
Debiloff
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 09:45:00 -
[162]
Edited by: djenghis jan on 13/06/2011 09:45:13
Not to study, not to bring back, but to wipe them out.
That's the plan you have my word on it.
-Aliens, but of course you knew that!
|
Jolie Rev
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 13:08:00 -
[163]
Rest in pieces... |
Evelgrivion
Gunpoint Diplomacy
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 13:12:00 -
[164]
Heaven brought forth innumerable things to support man.
Man has not brought forth one thing to recompense heaven.
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
-Zhang Xianzhong
|
Khaed Duhn
Minmatar
The Kairos Syndicate
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 13:29:00 -
[165]
I noticed that this one has been called now but I couldn't resist sharing one of my favourite quotes.
When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.
Revelations 8:1
|
Vorre
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 13:31:00 -
[166]
Here we go...
Herbert M. Sobel: Three miles up, three miles down! Currahee!
Richard D. Winters: we salute the rank, not the man
|
Destructo Wisen
|
Posted - 2011.06.13 15:31:00 -
[167]
" If you want to test your energy, in any equation, simply remove yourself from it" ~Susan Lynne Schwenger
|
Mr M
|
Posted - 2011.06.19 06:34:00 -
[168]
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." -Unknown
"Keep your shin up, chest out, and pants down." -Some brilliant guy
Write for the Eve Tribune |
Abye
Perkone
|
Posted - 2011.06.19 09:58:00 -
[169]
Originally by: JeanPierre on eve forums
You need to examine Minmatar ships bro.
No kidding, I tried to Salvage one last night. Took me 20 cycles before the pilot convoed me and told me to stop it. |
| |
|
| Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 [6] :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |