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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.06.18 14:39:00 -
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Edited by: Miilla on 18/06/2011 14:39:47
Post funny one liners seen in your local...
QUOTE OF THE DAY (RENS LOCAL)
[12:29:34] *name removed - its in my bio :)* > I have been blowed by pirate
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Hans Crow
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Posted - 2011.06.18 15:41:00 -
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Edited by: Hans Crow on 18/06/2011 15:41:28
This was months ago.
[Orvolle]
Newbie: "What's in PF-346? It looks like a special system with that kind of name."
Other Guy: "It is special. It's a system that gives you a double ISK multiplier on missions and rats."
Newbie: "Really? Why are you all here then?!"
Other Guy: "Cuz too many people go into PF-346 and hog up all the rats and stuff. Feel free to look inside, though. You might get lucky."
Newbie: "k"
[Newbie leaves local, never to be heard from again]
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Ildryn
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Posted - 2011.06.18 15:43:00 -
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From Help Channel: [19:29:01] Alfurras > guys, Ok, so there was this big flash and my ship turned into what looks like and egg, did I level up?
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Speaker4 theDead
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Posted - 2011.06.18 16:08:00 -
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Well this was in fleet chat, does that count?
[01:34:02] *Name* > when he uncloakes you double lick him on overview (approach)
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.18 16:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Ildryn
From Help Channel: [19:29:01] Alfurras > guys, Ok, so there was this big flash and my ship turned into what looks like and egg, did I level up?
ROFLMAO!!!
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BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.06.18 16:56:00 -
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http://omgrawr.net/quote/latest
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.18 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Atticus Fynch on 18/06/2011 17:02:20
Originally by: BeanBagKing
http://omgrawr.net/quote/latest
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "nSin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I ****ed" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "nSin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "S"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
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Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest **** in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
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Swamp Nutz > ya no ****, thats the 4th drake this week
Swamp Nutz > its not even worth it
Swamp Nutz > is there a corp out here that im bothering or somthin
Swamp Nutz > or are you just an *******?
H'uLiO > i'm bored
Swamp Nutz > so what am i saposed to do then? just get ass ****d till i can skill up to where your at?
H'uLiO > welcome to eve online :P
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Bravix > Maybe you guys should let us kill you
Bravix > that way we won't ragelog
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Tim Brewer > lol
Bravix > sounds reasonable to me
Merc504 > it sounds good
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to try first
Onyxalia La'fiette > xD
Tim Brewer > ok undock and shoot me...
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Funny stuff. Thanks
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flummox
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Posted - 2011.06.18 17:35:00 -
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they have an entire website for this, anus.
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.18 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: flummox
they have an entire website for this, anus.
Anus?
Is that your family name?
Scottish maybe?
No, that would make it 'MacAnus' wouldnt it.
Thanks for your worthless contribution to the topic, ****face.
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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.06.18 18:56:00 -
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Edited by: Miilla on 18/06/2011 18:59:06
Keep em comming :)
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flummox
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: flummox
they have an entire website for this, anus.
Anus?
Is that your family name?
Scottish maybe?
No, that would make it 'MacAnus' wouldnt it.
Thanks for your worthless contribution to the topic, ****face.
it wasn't useless. and how can you possibly think that my name would be anus after looking at the sentence structure? who would say their own name when addressing another person?
****face. wow. good one... anus.
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Saerinea Kael
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: flummox
Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: flummox
they have an entire website for this, anus.
Anus?
Is that your family name?
Scottish maybe?
No, that would make it 'MacAnus' wouldnt it.
Thanks for your worthless contribution to the topic, ****face.
it wasn't useless. and how can you possibly think that my name would be anus after looking at the sentence structure? who would say their own name when addressing another person?
****face. wow. good one... anus.
I believe he's confused because only someone with full blown Asperger's would call someone an "anus."
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Savage Angel
Gallente
Gambler's Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.22 20:23:00 -
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Seen while I was in a WH corp, after an Atron popped in and out of the hisec WH:
"Bananas, bananas, bananas in pajamas!"
So unusual to see someone talk in WSpace local. Not to mention the guy must've been smoking something.
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Creepy Goat
Collateral.
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Posted - 2011.06.22 21:22:00 -
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Valerie Valate > what're the odds that patch notes for incarna 1.0.1 will have something like: "wearing a skirt no longer prevents fitting weapons to ships" or some other complete wtf ?
I even said some quotes like that myself somewhere, can't for the life of me remember them though.
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Strrog
Caldari
Zero Excavations
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Posted - 2011.06.22 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Ildryn
From Help Channel: [19:29:01] Alfurras > guys, Ok, so there was this big flash and my ship turned into what looks like and egg, did I level up?
****ing fell of my chair roflmao  
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