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Needa3
Minmatar BURN EDEN Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.20 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Needa3 on 20/06/2011 16:13:31 It is not our habit to post results of our campaigns before the actual end of them but our local chat with an established member of Goonswarm, Ilvari, convinced us otherwise.
We all know goons as the kings of metagaming, smacktalk and forum wars. After CCP's failure to transfer the forums to something new and flashy to attract new and old posters, we decided to come to CCP's aid.
A thread that will attract all goon forum warriors, the weekend warriors, troll people and the whole lot (that includes the like minded and similar IQ gifted people from FA and WI.)
Ilvari convinced us that we really are old school eve players. Players without honor, no skill(s) and no real - life. Mostly thriving on the reputation of the Burn Eden from years ago. (when eve was still for the intelligent amongst us)
The quote Ilvari: "The only thing I see is Burn Eden warping of with their tail between their legs"
Ilvari, you are right. 160 Goons (and/ or friends) against us 10 was over the top even for us. To use your words, even our lame tactics couldn't help us.
I'm glad you consider your tactics as hard and difficult where ours are - using your words again - eve on easy mode. According to your famous leadership and member base we hide behind our cloaks (duh, only our tacklers though, but then you don't see the use of it) and our warp core stabs (sure thats how we hit 250 km out) while still using our special fits.
So far Nulli Secunda, even though they suck just as much, proved that we can be killed. It just require the use of your brain cells
We don't pvp but only are there for the ganks .....
To confirm the Ilvari statement we hereby provide your the results of one week of vaction in VFK:
380 kills / 6 losses
17,668,813,954 ISK / 328,760,460 ISK
Kills / Losses by class 6 / 0 Assault Ship 34 / 0 Battlecruiser 21 / 0 Battleship 130 / 1 Capsule 2 / 0 Combat Recon Ship 9 / 1 Covert Ops 14 / 0 Cruiser 5 / 0 Destroyer 1 / 0 Electronic Attack Ship 8 / 0 Force Recon Ship 46 / 0 Frigate 13 / 0 Heavy Assault Ship 1 / 0 Heavy Interdictor (twas a lovely Onyx with small shield extenders) 14 / 0 Industrial 16 / 3 Interceptor 12 / 1 Interdictor 5 / 0 Logistics 1 / 0 Mining Barge 4 / 0 Rookie ship 4 / 0 Shuttle 27 / 0 Stealth Bomber 5 / 0 Strategic Cruiser 2 / 0 Transport Ship
BTW Ilvari, you are leading the loss board with 8 losses followed closely by the just as skilled GeneralDisturbed.
So far you have convinced us that:
- you all suck - your smack used to be better - you have way too much weekend warriors - we'll be staying at least another week in VFK - station aggro = awesome - you need an even bigger docking ring - Santan rage = best rage
now, start working you forum warriors/ troll faces ... we all now bitter BFF tears are best tears.
standard wordings you can use, so you don't need to force your brain
- BE or the tactics is/ are lame - Whine some more - U mad? - BE doesn't pvp - Burn who? - BE looking for attention - BE = wannabe PL
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 16:08:00 -
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Nobody cares hehe stay forever.
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Barella
Amarr United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.06.20 16:09:00 -
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What happened to Needa1? |

Needa3
Minmatar BURN EDEN Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.20 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Barella What happened to Needa1?
He's a nubcake
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Mackenna
Amarr GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:06:00 -
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Originally by: Needa3
We all know goons as the kings of metagaming, smacktalk and forum wars.
I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
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Zagdul
Gallente Shadowed Command Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mackenna
Originally by: Needa3
We all know goons as the kings of metagaming, smacktalk and forum wars.
I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
Holy ****... a good post on CAOD?
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:14:00 -
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Mackenna of the GREY COUNCIL you seem to be taking an internet spaceship game very seriously and personally hehe.
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Montolio
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Mackenna
I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
Oh god you figured us out
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Kazandim
Minmatar Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Mackenna
Originally by: Needa3
We all know goons as the kings of metagaming, smacktalk and forum wars.
I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
Confirming I am the leader of a cult of personality and desire to foster group-think among my legions of unwitting underlings
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Mercenaries of Andosia Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.20 17:33:00 -
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100 mil and I spy for you on their TS 
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Airborne Ninja
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 22:31:00 -
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Okay
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Ladie Scarlet
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 22:51:00 -
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Wow, killboard stats are *really* important to you BE dudes.
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Aryndel Vyst
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 23:21:00 -
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So basically what I'm reading is that you use gimmick ships with gimmick fits to pick off people (mostly newbies and folks that don't know any better) and are proud of that? You do know this makes you no better than those ****heads at the Orphanage right? You wrote a lot of words to say - "lol k/d ratios matter to us so we need to get ours up by doing gimmicks".
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 23:26:00 -
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Not anymore:
"It is no longer possible to set up a ship to be impervious to scanning while uncloaked."
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Liaya
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.20 23:53:00 -
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Edited by: Liaya on 20/06/2011 23:54:15 If only we had reimbursement :(
I did like your attempts at smack talking in Local, shame you couldn't do better with all the time you spent sitting there.
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heavensfire
Caldari BURN EDEN Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.21 00:02:00 -
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OMG.. This is the End of Burn Eden... (again)
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Elo Behram
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.21 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Mackenna I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
oh my god what a breakthrough
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Woo Glin
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.21 01:39:00 -
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I am very upset regarding the content of this thread and the accusations made of my fellow pilots.
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.21 01:48:00 -
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Nice to see some people having fun at this game 
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GrapeFist
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.21 02:53:00 -
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You insult my toonie, well I'll see you on the battlefield hehe 
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Derwent
Caldari Deez Nuts. Nut Up Or Shut Up.
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Posted - 2011.06.21 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Scanning
It is no longer possible to set up a ship to be impervious to scanning while uncloaked.
This made me and alittle  ______________________
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.21 03:57:00 -
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How do I apply. ~~~
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Cpt Pugwash
Caldari Rubra Libertas Militia
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Posted - 2011.06.21 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: Needa3 Edited by: Needa3 on 20/06/2011 19:33:20
Ilvari, you are right. 160 Goons (and/ or friends) against us 10 was over the top even for us. To use your words, even our lame tactics couldn't help us.
Burn Eden just isn't what it used to be 
Of course when i was in Burn Eden all you needed was a couple of smartbombs to beat 160 Goons 
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White Tree
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Posted - 2011.06.21 04:49:00 -
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dbrb is hella mad mondo gay + sick gnarly dumb. free groon reset test. _______________________________________
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.21 04:53:00 -
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Originally by: White Tree dbrb is hella mad mondo gay + sick gnarly dumb. free groon reset test.
I'd tap that!
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9axle
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.21 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Needa3 Edited by: Needa3 on 20/06/2011 19:33:20 Lots of words
Lets all give a big round of applause to Burn Eden for that beautiful post. Posting like this has made this forum into what it is today, and we all owe a big "well done" to BE.
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Sort Dragon
Gallente Resilience. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.21 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: Aryndel Vyst So basically what I'm reading is that you use gimmick ships with gimmick fits to pick off people (mostly newbies and folks that don't know any better) and are proud of that? You do know this makes you no better than those ****heads at the Orphanage right? You wrote a lot of words to say - "lol k/d ratios matter to us so we need to get ours up by doing gimmicks".
Nope im pretty sure that they do it for replies like this lol your tears they are so delicious to read :D
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Aryndel Vyst
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.21 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Aryndel Vyst on 21/06/2011 13:04:34
Originally by: Sort Dragon
Originally by: Aryndel Vyst So basically what I'm reading is that you use gimmick ships with gimmick fits to pick off people (mostly newbies and folks that don't know any better) and are proud of that? You do know this makes you no better than those ****heads at the Orphanage right? You wrote a lot of words to say - "lol k/d ratios matter to us so we need to get ours up by doing gimmicks".
Nope im pretty sure that they do it for replies like this lol your tears they are so delicious to read :D
You're really reaching and it's sad. Also, how does something you read with your eyes taste good? Do you have some sort of mechanism where you consume things with your eyes because that would be p awesome.
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Gerdan BloodELF
Minmatar D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.06.21 13:05:00 -
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Reaching around like a boss!
For Questions or to see my chars Join my Channel
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FinalShowdown
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.06.21 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Mackenna I disagree. In my experience, the vast majority of GoonSwarm and TEST members are vapid, apathetic teens (or adults who are mentally still there) who, not having a proper sense of self or place in their real communities use Reddit/SA/GoonSwarm as a surrogate. Some of their leaders have shown adeptness in the past when it comes to spying and metagaming, but this isn't representative of the entire alliance. Within the ranks, they establish a cult of personality and foster group-think. Each little drone carries a mental repository of stale memes that they regurgitate at every opportunity.
Spot on!
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