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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.13 03:03:00 -
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Yup, nothing like shooting up while in a 2000 person fleet fight "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.13 03:20:00 -
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A good hypnotic is great for Eve too, you'll wake up 10 hours later and you'll be 50 jumps out into 0.0 with no memory of how you got there.
Like the time I woke up 10 miles from home in the hills of central california 
Still apparently had my kidneys so that was a plus "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.13 03:37:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:I get drunk occasionally, with friends, not while I'm sat alone playing a computer game.
That's where cigarettes and tea come in.
Said it before to someone, but does it get lonely up there on that pedestal? "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.13 03:51:00 -
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Shiroh Yatamii wrote:I'd contribute something intelligent and useful to this conversation, but I am suffering from irregular heartbeat and mental destitution. My fingers are literally unable to touch the correct keys as I type this. I am so impaired, in fact, that I doubt any of you will be able to read this in the morning after I come down from the high. Please don't make fun of this post, as my withdrawal symptoms and hangover will not make it a pleasant experience.
Captain Safety can surely help me recover and then teach me about God or something.
Also if you're left handed they have a place you can go to pray it away or something "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
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