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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.23 18:12:00 -
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True Story:
Incarna accidentally my pc
Buy awesome new DELL
Buy supercool monocle
Wife sees bank account
Wife files for divorce
Screw you CCP
No you can't have my stuff, she's taking it all
No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 04:26:00 -
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In desperate attempt to keep my **** I try to explain the value of a good monocle
Wife tells me to get out of room
In another desperate attempt to salvage my dignity I re-enter room naked with irl monocle ( not as expensive, but not as cool )
Wife calls police
CCP is ruining my life
Only hope is to enter room naked w/ picture of John Turbefield on my face
Surely this is solution to fix what CCP has destroyed
Homewreaker patch this is now known to me
Will update if success
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 05:57:00 -
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Gentlemen, this is not a circumstance in which to exercise wit and such.
This carries drastic consequences.
In times such as these we must stop and ask ourselves ... WWJTD?
Even I am not such a fool to make this mistake
...and I married a fat *****
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 08:22:00 -
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Taking a page from the playbook at Home-Wreckers Productions (formerly ccp)
Requested parlay from wife
Wife wasn't interested as she was busy packing her ****
Next stage of Grief sets in
Tell her it's ok, I will find dumber more sheepier versions of her to take her place
Hopefully skinnier ...
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:41:00 -
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After having intense meetings w/ myself ( read Sulking )
Decided best course of action is none
Wife's **** is almost packed and can hear her talking to other men through the walls
If only there was an expert on this that was in touch with my wife's needs, could consult
Compiling all her gripes and complaints onto awesome complicated spreadsheet, hard stuff
Answer should be simple
Mansex is prominent , OhWell
Next step, acceptance
Fat chicks ... so hard to please....
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:54:00 -
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 Originally by: Scortched Merc
Divorce papers or it didnt happen
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Found this on kitchen counter ....
Could be rough draft , clock is ticking
My manhood, soft
Fat chicks, determined
Should have went to relationship counseling
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.25 06:47:00 -
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UPDATE!!!
Acceptance has settled in
Finally say **** it and decide to purge fat wife
Give wife 2 minute rough draft :smug: speech about losing weight
Wife _gives predictable response_
House is now on fire, staying course
Foots don't fail me now
I'm like that guy who sings show me your genitals
Thinking of all the skinny hot chicks I will get.
Hopefully they don't see that I'm homeless
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